The Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel Contest Entries Thread

He doesn't always cap haste, but when he does, it takes NO time to proc... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

(There were no style restrictions, so I didn't keep it like the samples that were given! If this is bad, please update the rules and I'll change it up!)

Oh, I was there when the Bard sang of this Moogle. Give me a moment to remind myself of his lyrics...

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Let me tell you a tale,
That makes Moogles grow pale...er
About one Moogle's hunt and zeal,
He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

He bore the name of Moogey,
and was rather unlucky,
While helping the adventurer riffraff,
Caught (with his head) the broadside of a staff

Once coming to,
He knew not what to do,
For that which he could not fathom...
He had lost his treasure, his pom pom!

Aid would not come from the MHMU,
Who were too busy working on their latest voodoo,
So Moogey set out on his own,
To parts entirely unknown,

To the highest peaks, the darkest caves,
To the bottom of the seas, below the waves,
Moogey found himself sitting on a slope,
For the poor guy had finally lost hope.

But looking ahead, in the distance!
Remarkable, what a chance!
That he would see the tiny ball he had for so long sought,
Atop a Tarutaru mage's head, the pom pom was wrought,

Demanding back his precious ball,
The Tarutaru received with much apall,
For it was he, he claimed, though he was small,
That the pom pom belonged to him after all,

Moogey learned that long ago,
This Tarutaru had been smacked by a Wendigo,
He believed himself to be a Moogle, having forgotten his race,
And was missing his pom pom! What a disgrace!

The Tarutaru had stolen Moogey's magical ball,
believing it was his, and it was accidental,
And Moogey was faced with a decision,
And came to one after deliberation.

This story ends somewhat unexpectedly,
But nonetheless, I'd say, happily,
Moogey let the Tarutaru keep his pom pom,
To ease the mage's symptom,

Having finished their voodoo brews,
The MHMU responded to this news,
Heralding the selfless Moogey as a hero,
And not at all a zero

The moral of the story? Must I say?
The loss of something is not something for dismay,
for it may find itself in the hands of one for which it has more appeal,
And this is why, my friends... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

When in the field, NMs camp him...he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

Hmmm,

If my entry above is considered "-Submissions with content judged to be grossly deviant from the established theme" then go ahead and just remove it, I'll check back later if its gone and repost. :)

He doesn't always use Washtub, but when he does it's always stunning... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

When he defeats a notorious monster, they receive a title...He is the Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel

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Damn!.. If he'd been going just a little faster, id of had a new puppet! A Moogle on a stick!!!!!!!!

The Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel

People refer to him as an NM -- Notorious Moogle... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

He isn't always from the UK.
But when he is, he is allowed to participate...He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.

When he does Voidwatch, he automatically procs everything like a beast and always scores all the good drops while everyone else looks at logs, ingots, and the occasional goldsmithing jewel / synthesized item. Everyone stares at him out of jealousy, for he achieves interesting results that no player can achieve in the event even if they're lucky. Fitting, for he is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.

He doesn't always sub Ninja, but when he does he uses Utsusemi: San... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

Adventurers desperately scour across the lands in hopes of being able to find stones blessed with his words.
He can give you the ability to cross into different dimensions with a simple coin trick.
When he's not solving a multi-universal mystery, he's arguing with cats from alternate universes.
His name is King Kupofried and he is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.

He once finished all his magician trials in a single day simply to upgrade his pom-pom, only to discover that it couldn't possibly improve any more. So he did them all again anyway. He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.

When he enters a zone King Behemoth's name changes to "Just another Behemoth".. he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'Diel...

There is a Moogle who sits on his Throne keeping all of Vana'diel Balanced, And so my fellow Vana'dielionans if this Moogle was to take just one step away from his Throne all of Vana'diel could end up UnBalanced. Thats why he is "The Most Interesting Moogle in all Vana'diel"

When Odin (The Dark Rider) is seen roaming around the Caedarva Mire, its because he needed Odin's Einherjar space to throw one of his famous parties. He is the Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

He doesnt often do Campaign but when he does, just his appearance gives every zone his victory. he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

"I don't always get silenced in combat, but when I do, I drink Dos Echoes. Stay casting, my friends." -- The Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel

(I actually use this in my Silence macro already.)

His eyes remain closed but he sees all... He doesn't speak to you much but when he does its in dyslexic 3rd person... though his fanny-pack not only store hundreds of item including furniture but he remains hovering as wears the fanny-pack like a purse.... He is omnipresent in the past and present, towns and cities, dimensions and regions... He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.

"Stay adventurous my master's, kupo!"

When Moogle would be the NM to obain the Moogle Club, even Chuck Norriss couldn't beat him to accieve it.

When he uses Blood Rage, it adds crit damage and doesn't get balanced...he is the most interesting moogle in vana'diel.

At the end of the crystal war, Volker and Zeid didn't defeat the Shadow Lord, the Shadow Lord saw him standing in the doorway of the throne room and ran upon hearing a single "Kupo!"... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

He doesn't always have a leaky roof, but when he does, he makes a whole expansion out of it... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

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Originally Posted by DarkBass

He made an Aegis and an Ochain, but has no interest in leveling Paladin... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

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lol... I'm sorry but you had to know my emote when i read this... lol

He is a legal resident of Canada (not Quebec), but he can post, pay and play from Spain... he reserves the right to be the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

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Whenever I am no longer in my Mog House, he dances in my Otokoeshi Yukata in front of a camera, listening to Goodbye Horses... He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.

he doesn't always play whm, but when he does he actually has raise 3.~

he doesn't always do voidwatch, but when he does he can toss his unwanted drops to a friend.~

he doesn't always play thf, but when he does he knows when to take off his treasure hunter gear.~

he doesn't always fight arch dynamis lord, but when he does he knows which clone is real.~

he doesn't always run an endgame Ls, but when he does loot is distributed fairly.~

he doesn't always play rdm, but when he does gravity lands.~

he doesn't always play pld, but when he does it actually holds hate.~


~he is, the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel!


i could prolly come up with more but this is enough for now :\

He can proc grellow with just a "Kupo".... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel

He seems to always float in mid air never resting just waiting for his master to come back. he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

He gave his family a Beetle Ring and Power Bow to protect them from.....him!
He's the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.

Maybe you wanna go through sixty confirmation menus? De wa... he is the ichiban interesting Moogle in Vana'diel!

While others may complain they have no space, his Mog Sack simply carries 80 more Mog Sacks... He is, the most interesting Moogle in the world.
"I don't always need refresh. But when I do, I drink Yagudo Drink. Stay thirsty, kupo."

When he completes a Relic weapon he does not just get a partial refund on his final stage.... he gets the whole thing back, even the necropsyche... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

He doesn't need Sneak or Invisible, when he roams Vana'diel, not even the hardest NM will aggro him. He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel!

He once shouted for a Raja run to get Rajas ring and made an awkward situation, just to see how it would feel. He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

You never realized it before but Tu'lia is spinning, and something has to be making it float..! He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

In his Moghouse, there's a floating hume that manages his items... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

He once hit Cerberus on the nose with the Vana'Diel times, now Cerberus sleeps at the foot of his bed... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'Diel...

The size of his Mog Sack is so impressive, even the Mithra's abandon Lehko Habhoka...

He is The Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel!