Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

I seldom craft, but when I do, it's the guild holiday.

.../cry

When crafting a high quality item, always bring more than one synth as the first synth WILL ALWAYS BREAK!

After said break however, next synth is high quality.

Take a trip to the Auction house with a specific purpose, arrive and you forget why you bothered leaving your moghouse. -returns to mog house-

When SE makes a contest, it's only for NA. ==Moogle's Law==

Just when your bout to summon you get one shot by an nm Thunder IV spell in Sky

You get paralyzed in battle, but it only procs when you try to use paralyna or healing waltz!!!

Win the lot on E. Body and accidentally D2 yourself and it drops to a BLM with lvl 5 WAR and DRK not unlocked... Still to this day no E. Body lol

When attempting to get a special rare item from the top tier Voidwatch Notorious Monsters, the chances of seeing it drop is inversely proportional to how many jobs you have capable of wearing it...unless it's a Sceamol Band.

After killing Aspidochelone you will get d-feeted

If you have all but one of the Abyssea weakness triggers in any given category, it will be the one you can't use.

The probability that an NM will use an equipment-stripping TP move is directly proportional to your TP level.

When building an Empyrean, you will always end up with 49/50 on your last pop.

#1

"Item that you have been waiting for finally drops, but as soon as you get the item, that item starts dropping like flies to everyone else in the linkshell"

#2

"The most rare item from Voidwatch Notorious monster ALWAYS drops to the person who doesn't have the job that can use the item"

sorry didn't read the rules :(

I will stick with #2!

"The most rare item from Voidwatch Notorious monster ALWAYS drops to the person who doesn't have the job that can use the item"

You will die on your first trip to Jeuno!

When you go to do a quest in a remote part of Vana'diel, and realize you don't have the map.

You spend hours carefully selecting your Mog Bonanza Numbers and wind up winning absoluty nothing for all ten marbles! Not even rank 5.

you finally get to your favorite fishing spot then realize all your fishing gear is in storage

Popped Kaggen. Uses Death Prophet immediately as he is popped, killing me instantly. I was the tank. Oh, and all the Mekira Meikogai that were obtained went to people who can't use/don't care for them.

You just built the Notorious Monster run that you have been waiting all week for. You feel confident in the setup you built. Your party gathers to the place you told them. The people you invited to join you are all wearing Pink...

While doing Magian trials the weather will always end when you are shot 1 kill from completion

Moogle's Law: One who uses reraise, will almost never die for the duration of its effect. Once it wears, within 5 to 10 minutes, the user will almost always die.

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. A friend levels thf and gets them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

You spend 15-20 seconds using every Job Ability you have before a WeaponSkill, and then "The ___ is too far away." =(

The chance of Misstargeting a Tell is directly proportional to how embarrassing/private/personal the Tell is.

that cute little mithra that you've been helping do quests and missions, who always responds with ^^ and :3 in their tells, always ends up being a guy.

hit a critical dmg on a wepeonskill, end up healing mob for twice as much.

A lesson passed down from adventurer to adventurer from ages' past, the Moogle's Law;

No matter how many jobs you've leveled, no matter how many hours of play time you have, not matter how amazing your gear is, no matter how many members are in your alliance, no matter how many gods you've slain, no matter how times you've averted the apocalypse, somewhere on vana'diel, you will absolutely always be able to encounter a bunny able to kill you as effortlessly as the Citizens of Vana'diel forget who you are.

Moogle’s Law : Vana's Auction House Ironic Rule!

- All news item that put in AH will start with crazy price, and still have some one crazy enough to buy it just for to record as first list.
- If you camp AH for something it's will never have someone put it on sell, but after you turn back to do some events and back it's will already put in and buy by someone.
- if you buy something when the time you see it's already cheap tmw it's will become cheaper and cheaper.
- If you find something that you think it's so cheap to buy on AH and you feel how lucky you can buy it, It's always happen that you make wrong bid form dozen to just single of them, or you just bid on wrong item neither you just put thousand gils instead of hundred.
- If you want to buy something on the price that you think it's reasonable, it's always hard to find ppl sell, but after you sleep and wake, it's become that got that price sold on history and now it's price go up craziness.
- If you do wrong bids on something that must be ten-thousand but you pay mils form it, You will hope that ppl who sell it will be JPs, since you will have some chance to get overprice gils back in del.box tmw.

Just Fact!

The thing you just buy form AH and you think it's godly, after you try it you will found it's just very little boost up yourself, but you still think it's nice to have it, even sometime you feel regret for your gils.

Moogle’s Law: Lost lot on E.Body, break alliance.

If you are one of the following jobs;
Puppetmaster
Dragoon
Beastmaster
Dark Knight
Paladin
Scholar
Red Mage
Ranger
Summoner

You will be laughed at and called "a dead job." While as if you are one of the following jobs;

Warrior
Monk
Thief
White Mage
Black Mage
Bard
Samurai
Ninja
Blue Mage
Corsair
Dancer

The first mistake you make, regardless of how small it is, will cause all around you to accuse you of burning the job to be bandwagon and that you have no clue how to play it despite your playtime.

If you try to pull a fomor that is separate from its friends in SW Apollyon it will instead of coming straight for you it will gather its buddies near it, who will then get their friends who will bring even more friends to beat up the offender and his friends.

Whenever you are in the heat of battle, down to the wire, and you have low HP, it is the LAW that the monster deliver a critical hit that just barely dishes out more damage than your HP can support.

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Originally Posted by Setsuai

Moogle's Law: One who uses reraise, will almost never die for the duration of its effect. Once it wears, within 5 to 10 minutes, the user will almost always die.

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. A friend levels thf and gets them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

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Gack, somehow missed the 'one phrase' in the entry rules. Let's try this again, shall we?

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. It will always happen that a friend will level thf and get them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

Moogles Law dictates that the more neglected your moogle feels, the more likely it is that he will "forget" to pack your gobbie bag with essential items like food or warp cudgels or echo drops.

Using brew on Rani, get charmed and murder alliance.

You add an extra zero on that 2.4 million gil scroll of comet.

"The probability of a player's failure to charm a mob is directly proportional to the number of like mobs within linking range and inversely proportional to player's HP."

Moogle's Law

Log in hoping to play walk of echoes.. only 2 people in the zone.

After spending some huge length of time gathering a group for an event and arriving at the destination, one of your key party members will suddenly remember that dentist appointment they had scheduled for the past 2 weeks and leave.