If You Could Kill NPCs...

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Originally Posted by Gotterdammerung

My moogle- because he steals from me and plots my demise with my snowmen.

The 3 Sibling Taru's from CoP- because they got it coming.

The taru child in miseraux A who screams for his lost parents non-stop- Just to shut him up and possibly to put him out of his misery.

All of the Aht Urgan Generals

And the leader of the Aht Urgan Mercenaries.

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Isn't that child idk, dead already?

I'd duel Shantotto just to prove I am the better black mage. Then like everyone else I would go after Naja.

Prishe > Shantotto > CoP Tarus > Cardians > all other Tarus > Lilisette

Prishe is the only thing that I absolutely hated about the CoP story, both her behaviour and her role in the storyline.

Naja is passively annoying. She's more like "Enter spam, whatever" than "GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN" like Prishe and Shantotto. But if I had to murder her, it would be right after the Tarutaru genocide. Cardians and Tarus are the reason a story buff like me still skips cutscenes. I know it's supposed to be a feature, but deciphering the text should not be one of the challenges of this game.

I would destroy everything and anything related to Windy. Period..

Every time I walk into that town, I shout how much I hate it!

Don't forget about Drill Sergeant Rongelouts

1) Naja
2) The "Flanders Taru" (you all know who I mean)
3) My Moogle
4) Luto
5) Invincible Shield

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Originally Posted by OMEGA_HACK

Naja. nuff said,

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No Naja is funny its nice to have some tardy chat ingame I wanna spank to Lottery moogle though if I could, I'm sick of not winning anything decent >< 6 years so far ................ /cry and nothing but MH junk

Nag'molada... Every time i see him in a new CS/Story, I get so pissed, because I know that guy is going to be some double, nae, triple agent in the story thats going to leave me all confused... and my character gets to act like i had never seen him before.

Seriously, all of our characters are stupid for not taking him out the moment we see him again in another Story line.

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Originally Posted by Darkwizardzin

Then like everyone else I would go after Naja.

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Oh, I'd go after Naja alright.

Naja, Shantotto, then all the rest of the taru's (cardigans included) except for star sybil because she is the only one that doesn't talk like a complete ass.

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Originally Posted by Jackastheripper

Naja, Shantotto, then all the rest of the taru's (cardigans included) except for star sybil because she is the only one that doesn't talk like a complete ass.

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Her and shantotto and a couple others are the only ones a can understand with out wanting to rip my eyes out.

Lion.

Oh wait...

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Originally Posted by Zoner

Don't forget about Drill Sergeant Rongelouts

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OMG! I forgot about him lemmeathim.

Every DAMN TARU that tries to end their words with taru or some other retarded cutesy sounding bullshit, and of course the Taru Queen of Absurd Guffaws Shantotto.

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Originally Posted by Meyi

Lion.

Oh wait...

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*spoilers*

She survives

*spoilers*

Did I mention all the stuck up racist elvaans in the Chateau? They all must die the racist pricks D:

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Originally Posted by Jackastheripper

Naja, Shantotto, then all the rest of the taru's (cardigans included) except for star sybil because she is the only one that doesn't talk like a complete ass.

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Damn those cardigans! /em shakes his fist ruefully!

The Magian Moogle for weapon upgrades, for sure.

Also Shami who always calls you a sucker each time you trade him seals. I always want to shove an Orb down his scrawny throat. :)

I can't remember the NPC name but he is the BLU NPC in the Gobbie Shop in Lower Jeuno that you trade Nyzul Weapons to. I could just scream every time he says "eeh hee hee."

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Originally Posted by Octaviane

Also Shami who always calls you a sucker each time you trade him seals. I always want to shove an Orb down his scrawny throat. :)

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I wouldn't call anything of his scrawny.

The cardigans especially!!! Cid can make a god damn flying boat with cannons but the taru's, the APPARENT magical masters of Vanadiel, can't even magic up a somewhat readable/understandable language program for their damn magical dolls!!!

Shami, because he calls me a sucker (I can read your mind, buddy!) and Cid because his face freaks me out. O.o;;

There a few more but I can't think of them right now :p

And Mamaulabion isn't so bad, but still a tad creepy with his "thuper dee duper rare itemth" that he needs for his "experimenth" that he can keep to himself XD