Joke Weapons

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Originally Posted by Draylo

Why waste resources on useless crap?

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You heard the man! Stop having fun, everyone!

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Originally Posted by Kristal

H2H weapons cannot be DMG:1, they always are DMG:+0 or higher. But a hidden effect that caps damage at 1 is possible.

Still, the whole concepts is too much work for a joke weapon. Boxing Gloves with just a sound effect is okay though.

Now, if the Caver's Shovel would allow you to dig like a chocobo...

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Boxing gloves hidden effect attack damage reduction 50%
Boxing gloves hidden effect guard damage reduction 50%

Then they would actually be useful for something.

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Originally Posted by KorPoni

Boxing Gloves
(Hand-to-Hand)All Races
DMG:1 Delay:+0
Allows use of "Knock-Out Punch"
Lv.1 MNK PUP (Assuming there's one of each weapon, rather than one for each job.)
-It's 1 DMG instead of +1 DMG because it does maximum 1 damage per hit.
-Knock-Out Punch is a special weaponskill that's meant to just look goofy, like job emotes that do alittle damage.

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Allows use of "Knock-Out Punch"

If it's a non-elemental magic based WS I'm all for it!

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Originally Posted by Sarick

A two handed all job lvl 1 rubber great sword wouldn't be junk. Joke part: when it hit's it makes wabbly sound.

I've been wanting something like this for years. Every other weapon has a low level counter part. Something like this would be be really nice for freeezebite triggers.

If wasting resources on junk is a bad thing why not just make the chaosbringer all jobs?

It'd be fair for everyone and make the weapon multi-purpose.

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Is there an all jobs joke scythe? I've been looking for that but haven't found anything.

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Originally Posted by Mirage

Is there an all jobs joke scythe? I've been looking for that but haven't found anything.

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No, but there is the Ark Scythe that transforms you into the crystal ark angel taru.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...Arkangeltt.JPG

This isn't listed on wiki.ffxiclopedia.org at the time of this post. :mad:

It doesn't say all jobs but is still very good. IT SHOULD SAY ALL JOBS. Technically, I think it's all jobs. I counted 20 jobs in the list of jobs that could use it. Why didn't SE just say all jobs instead of adding the whole list?

Jobs listed >>
WAR MNK WHM BLM RDM THF PLD DRK BST BRD RNG SAM NIN DRG SMN BLU COR PUP DNC SCH

So all procs on a single job is exclusive to people who participated in that real-life bonanza? That's pretty shitty!

Oh, wait, i guess both Koki and Ei is possible on war/nin now if you have a lot of pretty rare gear.