Moogle's Law: You call a GM to report a glitch, and the response will always be, "It's working as intended."
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Moogle's Law: You call a GM to report a glitch, and the response will always be, "It's working as intended."
You will graduate from college and get a $9/hour job because you'd rather play Final Fantasy XI than develop a marketable skillset.
Moogle's law... Ha! It follows me everywhere I go. So many instances, so little time. But I'll use the ones I had yesterday. I woke up early to see if things had sold that I'd placed on the Auction house, before I had to leave for work. Surprise, they were returned to me... Next a fellow Blue Mage in my linkshell asked about the the Spell "White Wind." I told him that the Puks in The Boyahda Tree were the ones that used it. I quickly changed to Blue Mage and set-out with him and 2 others to learn the spell. Upon arriving with picked up a fifth member, and prepare to start fighting. Well, It was a good thing I picked up Reraise III from the book, because in my attempts to pull the Puk, I managed to aggro two of the near by crawlers instead and killed all 5 of us. *sigh* But most had reraise, and we got up and continued. But I again found the tome that was near by and got Reraise III. A few Puks later, I had to leave for work, and I missed my chance to learn this spell. Turn forward several hours, I return to find my friend still out learning spells this time it was "Water Bomb." The two of us joined up in Mamook, and made our way to the Poroggoes. Along the way Fate smiled upon me and I didn't aggro the True Sight and True Hearing Notorious Monster that I didn't see until after I passed. YAY! Maybe my luck was on the upswing. We finally get there and all is well. We start fighting and of course I'm not able to cast to many spells because I have all heavy hitters, blah!! So around the 3rd fight I switch out a few of my spells for lower level ones and unequip my swords again. Then it happens, Moogle's Law.... The stupid Poroggo charmed my friend and I'm now being pummeled by the pair. And of course, he charms him moments after I have changed spells, so no way to help myself there... And I removed my swords and reset my TP and can't use the Curing waltz. So I'm barely hitting with my fists, as Blue Mage are known for their terrible accuracy in fisticuffs when it comes Bar Brawls and I eventually die to a Tier IV spell. Still all was not lost!! I still had Reraise from this morning~!! I could get up! and so I did! Well, He was fine and so my friend pulled another, I'd help with what I could while weakened and maybe finally learn this spell. The battle started! Then I saw it the first TP Move: "Frog Song," and I knew I wasn't the target. Quickly I started to cast Dream Flower! (Ha! You Stupid I was ready for you this time!) Zeargi casts Dream Flower, Poroggo is asleep. HA! Wait, what?! 1 Crit, 2 Crits, dead... Zeargi is defeated by Leons... Defeated, I returned to my home point.
When you're shopping through every bazaar looking for that one particular item, and the only character online with that item has it set to 99,999,999g.
Moogles Law: When you plan a linkshell event. Three other linkshells will plan that event at the same time. Even if the NM, event, etc never has a linkshell doing it.
When you wipe at 1%, reraise, the mob dies to DoT and you get 0 drops.
A linkshell member will tell you they have a full chip set for Proto-Omega. After gathering the linkshell to fight it, they discover that the chips have already been used. Said linkshell member never discarded them...
When fighting and NM that drops something you really need...you will D/C as you get the kill shot.
Moogle's Law: If I run out of a type of crystal while crafting I spend an hour or more bouncing from zone to zone, only to find every other type of weather but the one I need for clusters. So I return home with a bunch of stuff i didn't need and still have to buy the crystals off the AH.
HNM Laws
When fighting Khimaira, it will always use Mists when you have 98% TP.
When fighting Fafnir, it only uses wings before you use a TP move.
When fighting Cerberus, someone will always miss hitting stun during Gates of Hades mode.
When fighting Genbu, Aegis Paladins always loose.
When fighting Shinryu, Twilight Mail doesn't exist.
When tanking a mob and you are down to your last shadow on Utsusemi: Ni , you start casting Utsusemi: Ichi only to have the mob double attack and interrupt your casting.
Any time you are soloing a particularly difficult and accurate notorious monster on /nin, as it is down to it's last 5% health, you will run out of shihei and need to get more from your toolbag. Invariably this toolbag will be in your mog locker, which you have not auto-sorted in weeks.
You will always run out of HP approximately 3 seconds before petrify would have worn off.
One leg on every beetle MUST have a broken foot.
*Universal Moogle's Law*
The chances of dropping an item are always proportionally inverse to how much you need it. The more you need, the less you get.
Moogle's Law: Looking around before fighting a rabbit/worm for danger on a low level job in Ronfaure. Only to engage and immediately get hit in the back of the head by an Orc 3-4 levels higher than the monsters you can fight.
No matter how many different jobs you bring to Abyssea in your party/alliance the trigger will always be the one job that isn't there.
Moogle's Law, as stipulated in the Charter of Dynamis:
The sacrifice of Tarutaru Black Mages is directly proportional to the drop rate of Relic Armor.
The drop rate is further increased if these brave Tarutarus /panic and /dance before their eventual demise at the hands of a well-timed Firaga III.
Sneak/Invis pots are great til they wear off in the middle of lvl sensitive aggro mobs and u end up leading the whole of Ghelsba Outpost in a chase to save your life.
Everytime You are Sure you will succeed... you fail... and when YOU are sure to fail... you succeed..
When conversing privately with others, you are always going to accidentally send the most embarrassing sentence of your conversation into your linkshell chat!
Moogle's Law- If moving while weakened, weakness will inevitably wear off in the middle of blood aggro.
When you have an ability that could save you or your group, Paralyze WILL prevent it from happening.
Moogle's Log Stardate....Wait a sec. ahem*
Moogle's Law - The one day you need an alarm to wake up on time for HNM window will be the one and only time your alarm doesn't go off.
I'd also like to thank the moogles, as no one is more dedicated to upholding the law as moogles are upholding their law.
After 3 days of farming a Carbuncle's Ruby, as friend will come out to help and get drop on the first kill. ~ There is a reason they call me "Lucky"
not my entry, and I've seen it elsewhere, but my Linkshell's motto has always been: "No matter how tough you are, there's always a rabbit that can kick your ass!"
my entry: in a pick-up group, the closer you are to death, the more likely the healer goes AFK to check their facebook/twitter/text messages, etc.
alternate: the worse the timing, the more likely the lag spike
YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR RERAISE HAS WORN OFF AND WHEN YOU JUST ABOUT GET NEW RERAISE BACK UP YOU GET KILLED
While Camping Worms in Abyssea - La Theine, Megamaw Mikey pops every 15 minutes and Stonega IV's 8 people, killing 4 immediately...
Every time you try to <Run Away!>, there's a Galka in the doorway...
When rushing to a fight, the slow-walking NPC will always spawn right in front of you
Moogle's Law: Whenever Professor Shantotto offers you a job to help her, you will most likely end up dead and usually by her hand. However, telling her you can't would most likely lead to you definitely being dead and always by her hand.
Position yourself to auto-run in the direction to your destination while you get a drink, come back stuck behind a bush or pebble not far from where you left.
Moogle's Law
Get 100% TP. Use all your damage buffs. PREPARE TO UNLEASH THE FURY!
Mob uses Perfect Dodge.
Moogle's Law: Item on AH for over price for try for weeks to get it.. give up and finally buy it off someone who price hiked; Price drops. /rage
Finally manage to make 10 desperatly needed spaces in mog house to have some room, Square announces next Bonanza and to get your marbles now. Moogle's law there goes my space.
Just when you think this Nyzel run is going exceptionally well, next floor is Lamps specific order.
Take off your cloths to change jobs; creepy moogle in your house spins around and says "chaaange...job! kupopopooo!".
The last relic item you need for an entire set,will never drop until someone else in the party,who is said job,also wants it.
When you're one kill away from finishing your magian (weather) trial, the weather will go away right before the mob dies.
Every time you want to engage a target monster not near anything that will link with it, it will run away from you for the next 20 seconds and you'll finally strike it the moment it has multiple friends in range that come over and help it smash your face in.
You finally decide to put an item up in the auction house, due to its high value. You check back in a few days to find not only has your item not sold, but the value has dropped by 20%. That's "Moogle’s Law."
Moogle's Law:
"When you are actively hunting something, no matter how common it is supposed to be, it will suddenly become elusive."