It's 3AM as I crawl out of bed and reach over to my cellphone while wiping away the crust from my bloodshot eyes as the phone's light hits my face and causes me to look away. I scroll down the list to my HNMLS' newest recruit and fire off a text bearing one word: Sandworm.
Don't show up to those 3AM runs? As Mitt Romney once said to much opposition: "I like to fire people."
