Bad Joke Time

[vyhakeyo]

I think the gods of FF should make a new mob and call it the "Dust Bunny" because my friends and I have been battling them in real life while the servers are down.

Now before someone gets on their high horse and complains this joke is wrong, remind you to look at the title....I was not making light of what happened in Japan, just the battle of the dust bunnies while house cleaning to pass the time of the servers being down. What has happened in Japan is tragic, and I will not make a joke of that. I had the battle music go through my head as I was cleaning under my bed and found dust bunnies everywhere....And when I stood up, I had the winning song from 7 go through my head and began to giggle. Thats all I was trying to joke about.

[Drivont]

I think the gods of FF should make a new mob and call it the "Dust Bunny" because my friends and I have been battling them in real life while the servers are down.

Now before someone gets on their high horse and complains this joke is wrong, remind you to look at the title....I was not making light of what happened in Japan, just the battle of the dust bunnies while house cleaning to pass the time of the servers being down. What has happened in Japan is tragic, and I will not make a joke of that. I had the battle music go through my head as I was cleaning under my bed and found dust bunnies everywhere....And when I stood up, I had the winning song from 7 go through my head and began to giggle. Thats all I was trying to joke about.


We need a text based FF on these forums, and we shall slay........ TROLLS!

[Atomic646]

You know you're playing too much FFXI when you drive by a cop and wonder if it aggro's.

[Tsukino_Kaji]

We need a text based FF on these forums, and we shall slay........ TROLLS!I thought this was the FFXI text version! @.@
You mean I'm not winning? ; ;

[Drivont]

I thought this was the FFXI text version! @.@
You mean I'm not winning? ; ;

Ah crap.... I just broke character..... yes.... yes, you won..... ; ;

[lllen]

Atomic that is great!!!

[Radlumril]

yes - I want to battle a dust bunny mob.

[Atomic646]

Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"

or...

A Galka walks into a bar and sees a Elvan with a tiny head about the size of an orange.

He asks the barkeep what had happened to the man.

The barkeep says, "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mithran mage."

"The mithra walked up to him and offered him a single wish."

Unfortunatly, the Elvan replied "How about a little head?"

[Neika]

Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"

LMAO we are so mean to the taru's

[breau]

rofl
2 boys running around in forest, they come to a lake with a naked woman taking a swim.
suddenly one turns and run. second looks puzzled but follows.
when he reaches the first he asks "why you ran? that was interesting?"
the first answers " my mom said if i ever see a naked lady, i´ll turn to stone. and i already felt a part of me turning to stone, so i fled"

[Limecat]

The rarabs are already dust bunnies, haven't you ever been blinded by Dust Cloud?

[Beowolf]

2 dust bunnies walk into a bar in bastok; bartender sais:"hey we dont serve your kind!". the 2 dust bunnies look at eachother then the bartender and say: "oh realy, have you looked outside lately?" and procceed to use dust bunnie Foot Kick repeatedly on all humes in bastok....

ok ok so not the best joke ever :P

[Neika]

aw i wish i knew some good jokes...oh well, i can just sit here and laugh at the ones others post i guess :D

[vyhakeyo]

The rarabs are already dust bunnies, haven't you ever been blinded by Dust Cloud?

Yes, but they dont have the name Dust Bunny. We need one that says Dust Bunny! "Vyhakeyo has defeated the Dust Bunny!" :D

[Beowolf]

:D atomic lol

[Anela]

I thought this was the FFXI text version! @.@
You mean I'm not winning? ; ;

lol with that posts count, I would say you have reached GK4 lvl...>.>

[Avidon]

Even at lvl 90, there's a Dust bunny that will kick your ass. >.> so bad.


I think the gods of FF should make a new mob and call it the "Dust Bunny" because my friends and I have been battling them in real life while the servers are down.

Now before someone gets on their high horse and complains this joke is wrong, remind you to look at the title....I was not making light of what happened in Japan, just the battle of the dust bunnies while house cleaning to pass the time of the servers being down. What has happened in Japan is tragic, and I will not make a joke of that. I had the battle music go through my head as I was cleaning under my bed and found dust bunnies everywhere....And when I stood up, I had the winning song from 7 go through my head and began to giggle. Thats all I was trying to joke about.
Cute, and I feel your affliction. It's sorta like reality and Vanadiel has been blended into one.

[UltraBlackone]

A little boy goes to school wearing a shirt with the symbol of Bastok right at his chest. The teacher asks him "So you're rooting for Bastok's Conquest Force?" and the young man says "Well my mommy and daddy are so I guess I am too". Hearing this the teachers said "Well what if you're parents did nothing but sitting on their butts and eating all day long till they were fat and useless?" Thinking for a moment the young kid replied "Well I guess we'd be rooting for Windurst then."

(All in good fun Windurst fans)

[Thuggin]

I thought this was the FFXI text version! @.@
You mean I'm not winning? ; ;


whats so bad about ps2

[Tsukino_Kaji]

A little boy goes to school wearing a shirt with the symbol of Bastok right at his chest. The teacher asks him "So you're rooting for Bastok's Conquest Force?" and the young man says "Well my mommy and daddy are so I guess I am too". Hearing this the teachers said "Well what if you're parents did nothing but sitting on their butts and eating all day long till they were fat and useless?" Thinking for a moment the young kid replied "Well I guess we'd be rooting for Windurst then."

(All in good fun Windurst fans)Shouldn't that be Lastok, since they just sit around and make the galka do all the work?(Mithra could use a few more curves though. >.>)

[UltraBlackone]

Shouldn't that be Lastok, since they just sit around and make the galka do all the work?(Mithra could use a few more curves though. >.>)Yeah, Bastok fails much harder (or so I think, just my opinion), but as far as Mithra go I think they are fine as is. Don't wanna go over board and find some Mithra who looks like a furry Galka lol

[Tingle]

Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"


I give you massive props for that one.

[NightDagger]

A Bastokan, San d'Orian, Windurstian and Jeunoan are on an airship. The Bastokan suddenly throws an Iron Ore off the side of the ship.
"Hey, what'd you do that for?" asks the Jeunoan.
"Where I come from, we've got too many of those," replies the Bastokan.
Then the San d'Orian throws an Orcish Axe over the edge.
"Why'd you do that?" asks the Jeunoan.
"Where I come from, we've got too many of those," replies the San d'Orian.
The Windurstian then throws a Yagudo Necklace over the edge.
"Too many of those?" asks the Jeunoan.
The Windurstian nods.
Suddenly the Jeunoan grabs a nearby high level Monk seeking party and throws him over the edge. The Bastokan, San d'Orian, and Windurstian stare blankly at the Jeunoan.
"What? Where I come from, we have too many of those," says the Jeunoan.

[NightDagger]

Two taru are sitting at the bar of a Bastokan Inn, relaxing from a long day of adventuring when suddenly two mithra walk in. The two taru decide to buy the mithra's drinks and started to hit things off. As the night went on and things got late, the two taru and the two mithra paired off and decided to spend the night together in separate rooms.

The first taru took one of the mithra to his room where they talked a bit more and had a few more drinks, but when the time came to do the deed the little taru just couldn't get it up. The mithra tried comfort the taru who was visibly upset and embarrassed by his sudden problem, insisting that it's never happened to him before. To make matters worse, he had to endure the sounds of his friend's actions next door, the mithra's voice clear as she repeatedly called out "Yes! Yes! Keep going! Almost there, almost there!" over and over again.


The next morning, the taru say their goodbye and head out together. While walking alone, the second taru asks the first how his night went.

The first taru replies "Bad, for some reason I just couldn't get it up, it was so embarrassing!"

The second taru looks at the first with a bit of shock and replies "You think that's embarrassing?! I couldn't even get into the bed!"

[Kits]

You know you're playing too much FFXI when you drive by a cop and wonder if it aggro's.
HAHA .................(had to enter atleast 10 charecters, but i guess ive done so by saying this!)

[NightDagger]

HAHA .................(had to enter atleast 10 charecters, but i guess ive done so by saying this!)

Yeah that one made me almost wake the kids up laughing so hard LOL

too good

[Tsukino_Kaji]

HAHA .................(had to enter atleast 10 charecters, but i guess ive done so by saying this!)That's the post that started the "You're an addict when" thread. lol

[Tingle]

A Galka, a, Tarutaru, and an Elvaan are all sailing on a ship. The ship suddenly hits a rock and begins to go down!
"We need to toss what we have the biggest abundance of overboard so that we won't sink as fast! For good measure, let's make it whatever scum is polluting our nations. That way we might be able to make the dock!" says the Elvaan.
Everybody agrees. Moments later the Elvaan tosses over a Carrion Worm.
"Glad to be rid of the buggers" states the Elvaan, holding his nose high.
As soon as the words leave his mouth, the Galka and Tarutaru pick him up and toss him into the water. The two grin at each other and the Galka says "Either way this ends, we've made the world a better place."

All in good fun ^^

[casual]

The official FFXI forums.

[Krashport]

Imagine SE said on April 1st, That all members are getting Billed, Then said it all was an April fools joke? lol

[Raka]

What, exactly, are cats?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They never listen.

3. They are not predictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be left alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Cats are Mithra from Naja Salaheem's blood-line.

[Tsukino_Kaji]

Cats are Mithra from Naja Salaheem's blood-line.No wonder why I like them.

[Krashport]

What, exactly, are cats?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They never listen.

3. They are not predictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be left alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Cats are Mithra from Naja Salaheem's blood-line.

Gotta love cats! Very cool Raka. lol "I had to type this is like a ninja wife is walking around" >.> and she is a Mithra

[Akagamisama]

Three Hume walk into a drumkit; Dum Dum CHSS

♪

[Chiibi]

Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"

or...

A Galka walks into a bar and sees a Elvan with a tiny head about the size of an orange.

He asks the barkeep what had happened to the man.

The barkeep says, "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mithran mage."

"The mithra walked up to him and offered him a single wish."

Unfortunatly, the Elvan replied "How about a little head?"

Both of these made me giggle thank you xD

[chrism]

I might get in trouble for posting this but oh well.. lol


If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?......
......
..... Answer = 2 feet of my cawk in your ass.



Joke #2 ) What's the difference between erotic and kinky?......
...... Answer = Erotic = Using a feather. Kinky = Using the whole chicken




Joke #3 ) Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!


Joke #4 ) One day an Elvaan is walking down the street in jeuno... He notices a shady place most commonly known as the " Tenshodo " He walks in and greets the mithra at the front desk and ask her, " Hello, Would you by chance be dealing in " Special favors ". The Mithra replied, " Why yes we do, you see the door at the end of the hall? ". Elvaan replied, " Yea? ". Mithra responds, " Simply knock on the door 3 times and they will let you in, continue to walk towards the end of the hall and yell out, " Here for the special favor "

So... The Elvaan does exactly as the mithra told him and makes it to the door where he yells out, "Here for the special favor! "


5 minutes later the Elvaan man wakes up in a back alley with no clothes on and his wallet missing....


" I guess that was the special favor she mentioned -.- "

[Limecat]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.


What's red and white?

Pink.

[Chiibi]

What's red and white?



Red Mage with white mage sub.

[Flunklesnarkin]

Why do they call is PMS?









Because mad cow disease was already taken >_>

[Yashii]

These all seriously made me lol. :]

[Asrana]

A drk walks into a bar ...
....and misses

[Thizzerio]

You know you're playing too much FFXI when you drive by a cop and wonder if it aggro's.

omfg lolololol,

[Haldarn]

A drk walks into a bar ...
....and misses
Some pretty good ones in there from Nightdagger, but that's the one that made me lol

[DemonaLyn]

I think the gods of FF should make a new mob and call it the "Dust Bunny" because my friends and I have been battling them in real life while the servers are down.

Now before someone gets on their high horse and complains this joke is wrong, remind you to look at the title....I was not making light of what happened in Japan, just the battle of the dust bunnies while house cleaning to pass the time of the servers being down. What has happened in Japan is tragic, and I will not make a joke of that. I had the battle music go through my head as I was cleaning under my bed and found dust bunnies everywhere....And when I stood up, I had the winning song from 7 go through my head and began to giggle. Thats all I was trying to joke about.

Have to give a helping hand with this:

*POUNCES on a dust bunny and uses Banish III on it then Waterga II to kill it with, all the while defending myself from the NM named Kaila, with Repose and sharing my ginger cookies*



Herrrrre Dust Bunny............... Herrrrre Dusttttt Bunnnnnny........ hmmmmm no dust bunny's but lots of mobs just waiting to pounce on me and eat my face off Im sure..... but I need to finish the mission hmmmmmm *sigh* ok wish me luck *checks for rr ring* ok think I am set, have club and shield armed and ready to sweep them all up..... *grins and waves*

[Akagamisama]

Have to give a helping hand with this:

*POUNCES on a dust bunny and uses Banish III on it then Waterga II to kill it with, all the while defending myself from the NM named Kaila, with Repose and sharing my ginger cookies*



Herrrrre Dust Bunny............... Herrrrre Dusttttt Bunnnnnny........ hmmmmm no dust bunny's but lots of mobs just waiting to pounce on me and eat my face off Im sure..... but I need to finish the mission hmmmmmm *sigh* ok wish me luck *checks for rr ring* ok think I am set, have club and shield armed and ready to sweep them all up..... *grins and waves*

Wha...?


♪

[Izzybella]

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

An elvaan took his mithra girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats
right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents!

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooooooooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!"

[leonorado]

A bunny walks into a butchers and asked him have you got any carrots, the butcher replys "no im a butcher"
the next day the bunny goes back in and says to the butcher "have u got any carrots", no replyed the butcher "i told u yesterday i am a butcher, i dont sell carrots if u come in here agian i'll nail your ears to that wall".
on the third day the bunny goes in to the butchers and asks him, "have u got any nails" no shouted the butcher, "ok replyed the bunny u got any carrots then". lmao