View Full Version : Moogle (Mis)Treatment
Wibbly
03-22-2011, 12:32 AM
You know it's all well and good that the general public likes or hates or has varied opinions on moogles, but what about your HOUSE MOOGLE?
I've seen comics and discussions in game all over the place about how house moogles are. What's yours like? Let's get a rousing discussion running on this one!
My house moogle is a zombie. I mean, dead, reanimated, long living obedient servant. I don't recall the argument exactly but one thing led to another and one heavy object led to some fractures of one sort or another and I didn't get my mail for a week or two until I "fixed" the situation. ... *Cough*
After it was fixed though things went largely back to normal. Except when I made it to Windurst (S). MAN let me tell you. My zomoogle had sent a letter back to him. Well, anyways, situation went something like this:
Me: What?! NO! Not you! You're supposed to be DEAD! NNNUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Flash of white light, large explosion, earthquakes rumbles through Windurst (S)*
......... Lucky they had a home point..
JagerForrester
03-22-2011, 01:12 AM
I have a blog on FFXIclopedia, and I talk with my moogle very much in my stories.
His name is Moggle (Yeah, Moogle Moggle. Catchy, no?)
His favorite thing to do is write letters.
He keeps my rooms nice and clean, and keeps telling me to buy a table for all my trinkets laying on the floor.
His least favorite thing to do is to take care of pets, mainly my pet wyvern. He absolutely despises cleaning up poop.
annewandering
03-22-2011, 01:13 AM
My moogle is a loyal friend. He loves gardening and keeps his family close. He gets plenty of time to visit his family and takes them gifts so he is happy. :D If he is happy so am I.
Lilbitz
03-22-2011, 01:36 AM
I thinks~aru deep down my moggie want to eat me ><;;; after all he does resemble a big fat~aru Imp!!!!!
Wibbly
03-22-2011, 01:38 AM
I thinks~aru deep down my moggie want to eat me ><;;; after all he does resemble a big fat~aru Imp!!!!!
Somehow I know that feeling... And I'm much bigger than a taru... =n=;;
Rambus
03-22-2011, 01:53 AM
my moogle likes watching my fish and finding prizes at times of the year form under my bed and my chest.
Insaniac
03-22-2011, 01:55 AM
My moogle is a racist.
CrystalWeapon
03-22-2011, 02:03 AM
Going to get reported to the VSPCM (Vanadiel Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Moogles) for this...
I'm on my #26,234st moogle at this point. They usually don't last very long before they are "replaced" for forgetting to water my plants, eatting my food, scratching my gear, reading my mail etc... It's ok though, I keep a nicely sized stock of replacements in my closet for when they do fail me.
On a side note, those pom poms are really delicious.
Wibbly
03-22-2011, 02:08 AM
Going to get reported to the VSPCM (Vanadiel Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Moogles) for this...
I'm on my #26,234st moogle at this point. They usually don't last very long before they are "replaced" for forgetting to water my plants, eatting my food, scratching my gear, reading my mail etc... It's ok though, I keep a nicely sized stock of replacements in my closet for when they do fail me.
On a side note, those pom poms are really delicious.
o.o I suddenly feel better... Also I am quoting Insaniac in my sigs from now on..
Insaniac
03-22-2011, 02:19 AM
It's good to know when the servers come back and I never post here again my legend will live on.
Komori
03-22-2011, 02:21 AM
My moogle's name is Tari. And she absolutely hates me. D:
Saerun
03-22-2011, 02:31 AM
My moogle's name is MogMog, named after when she nearly strangled me the first time I entered my mog house. She's rather hyperactive and enjoys spinning in circles. Thankfully, she doesn't mind doing the spring cleaning, but I've learned to stay way out of the way when she does, if I don't want to end up sneezing for days later. There was even one time when she found a scroll of Protectra IV sitting around (Don't ask me where it came from, but I'm not complaining since I was just getting my WHM to lvl 60).
So in conclusion, MogMog is crazy, hyperactive, and is apparently good at finding stuff. I always forget to bring her with me when I go coffer key hunting...
Starcade
03-22-2011, 02:34 AM
You know, all this does raise a point:
Some people may have to have their Mog Locker leases checked if this suspension goes an inordinate period of time.
Wibbly
03-22-2011, 02:36 AM
You know, all this does raise a point:
Some people may have to have their Mog Locker leases checked if this suspension goes an inordinate period of time.
I don't have a locker yet. :D
But yeah, the Vana'Diel clock is still ticking... Hmmm....
My moogle is named Fred. I name everything Fred, it saves time.
Wibbly
03-23-2011, 01:07 AM
My moogle is named Fred. I name everything Fred, it saves time.
o.o *Thumbs up*
Beowolf
03-23-2011, 01:13 AM
my moogle goes on adventures with me, and hides in my cod piece whenever he gets scared...and blasts mobs with thunderV from behind the protective walls of my loin!
Macrom
03-23-2011, 01:15 AM
My moogle keeps me company while i run circles in my house trying to think of what to do (or get the motivation to do it)
Zyeriis
03-23-2011, 01:30 AM
My moogle is a my personal "indentured servant". He lives under the floor, in a space, slightly too small for him. He survives by eating the crumbs that fall through the cracks. Why in that small space floor? Need the rest of the room for items and storage space. Horrible, I know, but it was his idea, he's a masochist.
Jalserba_Darkwood
03-23-2011, 02:07 AM
i kickd me moogle into the oven and cookd it fed it to the orcs some time ago for sellin my bronze bed
Heady
03-23-2011, 02:31 AM
My Moogle's name is Sativa. S/he keeps my saplings and organic herbs watered and pruned and has the vaporizer ready to go anytime I come home.
Wibbly
03-23-2011, 05:15 PM
o.o; I'm starting to feel sorry I'd asked about your people's moogles now.
Nacht
03-23-2011, 05:19 PM
my moogle goes on adventures with me, and hides in my cod piece whenever he gets scared...and blasts mobs with thunderV from behind the protective walls of my loin!
You sure you don't mean Water II?
My Moogle is....need I say? c.c;
Tsukino_Kaji
03-23-2011, 05:38 PM
I gave my moogle to the great lord Nyarlathotep.
I gave my moogle to the great lord Nyarlathotep.
Does he accept moocher Moogle sacri....donations, too?
Tsukino_Kaji
03-23-2011, 05:41 PM
Does he accept moocher Moogle sacri....donations, too?Any and all lab spec... assistants are apreciated.
Sign my Moogle up! Believe it or not...his name really is: Moocher.