Michizane
06-27-2012, 07:47 AM
Does your nation suffer from a Tarutaru infestation?
Do they crowd around the Auction House and Mog House making it hard to access?
Does their making all their sentences rythm or adding -aru onto words drive you insane?
If you anwsered yes to any of these then fret no more!
Introducing the one and only Tarutaru Punt-o-Matic 4000
A revolution in puppet-making has produce this wonderful invention.
The Punt-o-Matic hunts down any nearby taru and proceed to give them a swift boot out of town. No longer will you have to worry about hungry tarus sneaking into your Mog House while you gone and stealing cookies from your cookie jar. The Punt-o-Matic will make sure these little rascals will bother you no more!
This product normally sells for 500,000 gil, but if you order now you can get it for just four payments of 25,000 gil. But wait, THERE'S MORE! The first 100 callers will get a bottle of Taru-be-Gone ABSOLUTLY FREE! This spray will make any taru run away in fear! It works wonders when your in party with one of these creatures and don't want to feel quilty about kicking them.
That's a 550,000 gil value, now yours for the low low price of 100,000 gil!
TO ORDER CALL 1-800-BYE-TARU
DISCLAIMER: This is a joke thread. I have nothing against Tarutarus.
Do they crowd around the Auction House and Mog House making it hard to access?
Does their making all their sentences rythm or adding -aru onto words drive you insane?
If you anwsered yes to any of these then fret no more!
Introducing the one and only Tarutaru Punt-o-Matic 4000
A revolution in puppet-making has produce this wonderful invention.
The Punt-o-Matic hunts down any nearby taru and proceed to give them a swift boot out of town. No longer will you have to worry about hungry tarus sneaking into your Mog House while you gone and stealing cookies from your cookie jar. The Punt-o-Matic will make sure these little rascals will bother you no more!
This product normally sells for 500,000 gil, but if you order now you can get it for just four payments of 25,000 gil. But wait, THERE'S MORE! The first 100 callers will get a bottle of Taru-be-Gone ABSOLUTLY FREE! This spray will make any taru run away in fear! It works wonders when your in party with one of these creatures and don't want to feel quilty about kicking them.
That's a 550,000 gil value, now yours for the low low price of 100,000 gil!
TO ORDER CALL 1-800-BYE-TARU
DISCLAIMER: This is a joke thread. I have nothing against Tarutarus.