Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Gildrein]

This is the thread to post your entry for the FINAL FANTASY XI Moogle's Law Contest (http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/threads/17824)!

Please first refer to the FINAL FANTASY XI Moogle’s Law Contest official rules and guidelines. Once you've perused all of the official details, you can enter the contest by posting your entry as a reply to this thread.

The Community Team created a few examples to get your creative juices flowing!

Camate: If you just ate 3-hour food, you're going to be KO'd in your first fight.
Rukkirii: When you cast invisible and sneak, it will wear off in the middle of a group of magic aggressive monsters.
Bayohne: When rushing to an LS event, you're guaranteed to have forgotten to change from your BLM support job.
Hvinire: When arriving at the BCNM, you've definitely forgotten your orb in storage.


Have fun with your entry, we can’t wait to read them!

[Gokku]

Miss one Salvage Run.... 35 item you've been trying to get for 2 years drops

[Prothscar]

The monster is Highly Vulnerable to Eft Special abilities.

[Ayasu]

Upon killing a NM, the LS leader must make sure everyone passes items in the treasure pool. When it's determined that everyone has passed, the LS leader must zone out of the area, letting all items drop unclaimed, lost forever. Denial and passing the blame is optional.

[Rosalie]

The Lu Shang's Rod ALWAYS breaks on the first fish of the ferry ride.

[Shiroineko]

When you look away, you will die.

[Norycat]

Electricity black-outs only ever occur during important BCNM fights. :(

(True story: The power dropped during my RDM Maat fight. My monitor sadly was not connected to the UPS battery at the time, but I ended up finishing the fight successfully while blind! Yay for having a planned macro palette for the fight.)

[Daikano]

Just when you think it's safe to convert, you die by AoE immediately after.

[Kohki]

Finally see that rare item drop, lose it to the floor because of a wind crystal.
(Kirin, I'm looking at you with this one)

[Ninian]

If you pop a NM on WHM, your tank will Mijin Gakure instead of using Provoke.

[Fusionx]

When your party dies with a DoT on the mob at 1% and no one can lot or pass the drops before being kicked out of Salvage.

[Icefall]

The airship or ferry will pull out just as you reach the footing to board it, causing you to miss it.
Corollary: The number of people waiting on you to reach the final destination increases the likelihood of missing the transportation and getting a screen full of unhappy /tells.

[Kalilla]

You finally get Saber Shoot when you already had Opal Silk.

It's three hours after conquest tally, you must wait a whole week to get Ebisu.

[Zubis]

Using several abilities to buff up your next weapon skill and then loosing your TP due to paralyze or the mob moving away.

[Thoraeon]

First WS you do after getting a Emp/Relic/Mythic weapon will be a bad one.

[Reiterpallasch]

The linkshell mules will always get a voidwatch body before somebody who needs it.

[Krashport]

When you get done making/redoing your Macro's for all your jobs, You get disconnected from Final Fantasy XI and lose them all and have to redo them again.

[Morier]

Spend 30 dollars on 3 add ons next week all 3 are bundled with everything else released for $4.99

[Dawnn]

Accidentally use your Curing Waltz V macro, then die while waiting on recast.

[synched]

White Mage dies... 3 seconds after Reraise wears off!

[Jshadows]

you always go 1/1 on a piece of gear for your friend after you went 1/50 on the same item for yourself.

[Ritsuka]

"When doing a Besieged as red mage you get silenced right after you 2hr"
-Moogle’s Law-

[Bador]

If you have White Mage Galka in your party, You should be safe!

[Toshironikko]

That one item you were looking for will drop and you will lot it - only to get that D2 right before it falls.

[Pewpew]

You have been camping a notorious monster for multiple hours with no luck of getting it to appear, when all of the sudden another player decides he needs the same NM. Minutes after his arrival it pops and he claims it.

[Lazytaichou]

Using a Primeval Brew and then realizing you're paralyzed, thus you've lost the Brew! >_<

[DarkBass]

(First Fight) Sweet I got Fajin Boots! (Second Fight) Fajin boots again! lol... (Third Fight) Fajin boots... (Fourth Fight) Beech log... and Fajin boots.
-Moogle's Law-

[Sp1cyryan]

As soon a you zone into Port Jeuno (especially on Asura) you will see a train wreck of shout conversation, fight, trolling, etc. EVERY TIME.

[Cebera]

When fighting as drk, you lag, you hit stun and the mob is stunned right after it has done terrible dmg to your pt...

[shaay]

When you wait Hours for a pt only to get invited when you AFK to go to the bathroom/ make food!~~

When you get on the wrong Ship towards Aht Urghan!

[Dreirael]

You lot an item and get a high number, only to be outlotted by a person winning by 1

[Zaknafein]

Whenever a LSmate asks for me to come proc something in abyssea I rush out with good intentions, but the maw blackscreens my Ps3. Seeing as Cavernous Maws, Runic Portals, Einherjar, Besieged, Op & WG warp npcs, and Storyline cut scenes are a 50/50 proposition at best when using it.

[Mokatu]

When a white mage forgets to reraise before an important event, and nobody else is capable of raising.

[Oddwaffle]

Someone always undercut you when you need to sell something on the auction house. They inflate the price when you need to buy something.

[Sebi]

Being under level 10 and praying that poison wears off before you die. It never does. Except that one time you got left with 1HP.

[Happymadison]

dieing while fighting a NM then waiting for it to tp only to die trying to run away while putting your weapon away after you get up

[Seismaxe]

Walk up to Ullikummi and you tell your ls, "Faust is up becareful". The next person that gets onto Faust floor will die from aggro next to elementals.

[Magitek]

You'll eventually add an extra 0 (or two or three...) while trying to get an item for cheap on the AH but end up paying double or triple the market price :(

[Lotto]

Items you need only drop for your group/linkshell when you're offline.

[Zacas1]

You work hard to level a craft to 100, get all furnishings to get the Mega Moglification craft, and all associated crafting gear including the +1% success ring, only to watch various lvl 10-20 synths critical break in your face.

[Purpleeyes]

I seldom craft, but when I do, it's the guild holiday.

.../cry

[heartslaught]

When crafting a high quality item, always bring more than one synth as the first synth WILL ALWAYS BREAK!

After said break however, next synth is high quality.

[Cett]

Take a trip to the Auction house with a specific purpose, arrive and you forget why you bothered leaving your moghouse. -returns to mog house-

[Drorond]

When SE makes a contest, it's only for NA. ==Moogle's Law==

[Shinzonx]

Just when your bout to summon you get one shot by an nm Thunder IV spell in Sky

[Scribble]

You get paralyzed in battle, but it only procs when you try to use paralyna or healing waltz!!!

[TheGreatDef]

Win the lot on E. Body and accidentally D2 yourself and it drops to a BLM with lvl 5 WAR and DRK not unlocked... Still to this day no E. Body lol

[Vlorsutes]

When attempting to get a special rare item from the top tier Voidwatch Notorious Monsters, the chances of seeing it drop is inversely proportional to how many jobs you have capable of wearing it...unless it's a Sceamol Band.

[muhn]

After killing Aspidochelone you will get d-feeted

[Zatias]

If you have all but one of the Abyssea weakness triggers in any given category, it will be the one you can't use.

[Eburo]

The probability that an NM will use an equipment-stripping TP move is directly proportional to your TP level.

[Princessrin]

When building an Empyrean, you will always end up with 49/50 on your last pop.

[Dkbutterflavah]

#1

"Item that you have been waiting for finally drops, but as soon as you get the item, that item starts dropping like flies to everyone else in the linkshell"

#2

"The most rare item from Voidwatch Notorious monster ALWAYS drops to the person who doesn't have the job that can use the item"

[Dkbutterflavah]

sorry didn't read the rules :(

I will stick with #2!

"The most rare item from Voidwatch Notorious monster ALWAYS drops to the person who doesn't have the job that can use the item"

[Tournesol]

You will die on your first trip to Jeuno!

[Tahn]

When you go to do a quest in a remote part of Vana'diel, and realize you don't have the map.

[Shuramura]

You spend hours carefully selecting your Mog Bonanza Numbers and wind up winning absoluty nothing for all ten marbles! Not even rank 5.

[Antslug]

you finally get to your favorite fishing spot then realize all your fishing gear is in storage

[starfxcker000]

Popped Kaggen. Uses Death Prophet immediately as he is popped, killing me instantly. I was the tank. Oh, and all the Mekira Meikogai that were obtained went to people who can't use/don't care for them.

[Irrelevant]

You just built the Notorious Monster run that you have been waiting all week for. You feel confident in the setup you built. Your party gathers to the place you told them. The people you invited to join you are all wearing Pink...

[Generalramuh]

While doing Magian trials the weather will always end when you are shot 1 kill from completion

[Setsuai]

Moogle's Law: One who uses reraise, will almost never die for the duration of its effect. Once it wears, within 5 to 10 minutes, the user will almost always die.

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. A friend levels thf and gets them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

[Arris]

You spend 15-20 seconds using every Job Ability you have before a WeaponSkill, and then "The ___ is too far away." =(

[Amael]

The chance of Misstargeting a Tell is directly proportional to how embarrassing/private/personal the Tell is.

[Orinjina]

that cute little mithra that you've been helping do quests and missions, who always responds with ^^ and :3 in their tells, always ends up being a guy.

[Ohji_Lunartail]

hit a critical dmg on a wepeonskill, end up healing mob for twice as much.

[Theytak]

A lesson passed down from adventurer to adventurer from ages' past, the Moogle's Law;

No matter how many jobs you've leveled, no matter how many hours of play time you have, not matter how amazing your gear is, no matter how many members are in your alliance, no matter how many gods you've slain, no matter how times you've averted the apocalypse, somewhere on vana'diel, you will absolutely always be able to encounter a bunny able to kill you as effortlessly as the Citizens of Vana'diel forget who you are.

[Sharnak]

Moogle’s Law : Vana's Auction House Ironic Rule!

- All news item that put in AH will start with crazy price, and still have some one crazy enough to buy it just for to record as first list.
- If you camp AH for something it's will never have someone put it on sell, but after you turn back to do some events and back it's will already put in and buy by someone.
- if you buy something when the time you see it's already cheap tmw it's will become cheaper and cheaper.
- If you find something that you think it's so cheap to buy on AH and you feel how lucky you can buy it, It's always happen that you make wrong bid form dozen to just single of them, or you just bid on wrong item neither you just put thousand gils instead of hundred.
- If you want to buy something on the price that you think it's reasonable, it's always hard to find ppl sell, but after you sleep and wake, it's become that got that price sold on history and now it's price go up craziness.
- If you do wrong bids on something that must be ten-thousand but you pay mils form it, You will hope that ppl who sell it will be JPs, since you will have some chance to get overprice gils back in del.box tmw.

Just Fact!

[Sharnak]

The thing you just buy form AH and you think it's godly, after you try it you will found it's just very little boost up yourself, but you still think it's nice to have it, even sometime you feel regret for your gils.

[Nervosa]

Moogle’s Law: Lost lot on E.Body, break alliance.

[Mizuharu]

If you are one of the following jobs;
Puppetmaster
Dragoon
Beastmaster
Dark Knight
Paladin
Scholar
Red Mage
Ranger
Summoner

You will be laughed at and called "a dead job." While as if you are one of the following jobs;

Warrior
Monk
Thief
White Mage
Black Mage
Bard
Samurai
Ninja
Blue Mage
Corsair
Dancer

The first mistake you make, regardless of how small it is, will cause all around you to accuse you of burning the job to be bandwagon and that you have no clue how to play it despite your playtime.

[Rekin]

If you try to pull a fomor that is separate from its friends in SW Apollyon it will instead of coming straight for you it will gather its buddies near it, who will then get their friends who will bring even more friends to beat up the offender and his friends.

[Vold]

Whenever you are in the heat of battle, down to the wire, and you have low HP, it is the LAW that the monster deliver a critical hit that just barely dishes out more damage than your HP can support.

[Setsuai]

Moogle's Law: One who uses reraise, will almost never die for the duration of its effect. Once it wears, within 5 to 10 minutes, the user will almost always die.

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. A friend levels thf and gets them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

Gack, somehow missed the 'one phrase' in the entry rules. Let's try this again, shall we?

Moogle's Law: You spend years... and years.... and YEARS getting your Assassin armlets after waiting in line for forever, changing shells a few times, and hoping people ahead of you don't show up. It will always happen that a friend will level thf and get them after a few months while just playing around in Xarc.

[Cairs]

Moogles Law dictates that the more neglected your moogle feels, the more likely it is that he will "forget" to pack your gobbie bag with essential items like food or warp cudgels or echo drops.

[Savannah]

Using brew on Rani, get charmed and murder alliance.

[Drai]

You add an extra zero on that 2.4 million gil scroll of comet.

[DrAwkward]

"The probability of a player's failure to charm a mob is directly proportional to the number of like mobs within linking range and inversely proportional to player's HP."

Moogle's Law

[Keinn]

Log in hoping to play walk of echoes.. only 2 people in the zone.

[Silverware]

After spending some huge length of time gathering a group for an event and arriving at the destination, one of your key party members will suddenly remember that dentist appointment they had scheduled for the past 2 weeks and leave.

[wyattdoc]

Spend 4 Hrs camping a mob with not a soul in the area get up to grab a drink and be gone 30 seconds only to come back to a dead nm. Score

[Ciecle]

Prior to the update:

Everyone waiting at the pop spot for kirin, and you're the last to get there. It takes you 15 tries to get there because of the portal.

[wyattdoc]

Spend 4 Hrs camping a mob with not a soul in the area get up to grab a drink and be gone 30 seconds only to come back to a dead NM. Score

[Robmelee]

When you help that special friend on there "Carabosse" run, everyone in our 3-man party immediately passes the Carabosse's gems including the special friend that was here for them. The carabosse's gems then hits the floor. The excuse was... "I'm so use to passing them, I forgot they were for me this time" >.> Moogle's Law!

[rainbird]

You teleport before the item you came for dropped from the treasure pool.

[Sargent]

If a Time Extension in Dynamis sleeps you, it will not hit you for at least one minute.

[Francisco]

If you announce to your party you REALLY need to excuse yourself to the bathroom after the next fight, mobs will repeatedly link for the next twenty minutes.

[Kurosen]

Moogle's Law: No matter what BCNM you do, someone in your party gets the high valued drop, while your BCNM run goes terribly, terribly wrong and everyone gets KO'ed!

[Gukai]

You spend 3 years attaining a Relic or complete Salvage armor piece and SE releases something equal/better that people can get in a week and spend 1/100000000 of what you spent.

[Khary]

Moogle's Law kicked in for me during my group's first Dynamis Xarc run. We entered,buffed and reraised except for one member who instead of using his reraise scroll, warped instead. So, two of us continued on without him, only to be unable to find/get time extensions. So, the second member logged :( I however was determined to prevail with myself (thf) and my whm mule. Lets just say that everytime i pulled id link because one of the nearby mobs would turn right as i pulled its friend. Needless to say I died many times :(
Definitely Moogle's law involved that day...

[Tommykun]

When fighting Kaggen, one BLM will AFK, DC or simply ask "Why should I stun?" right before Kaggen begins spamming Death Prophet.

[Xellith]

Fully buff to start fighting an NM and die - reraise wore off during the fight.

[Neptuna]

Moogle's Law

You pop and kill your first magian trial lottery NM, only to realize you forgot to start the trial.

[Takero]

Picking Federation of Windurst as your starter nation will always result in being lost for first few hours on the game.

[Zephrose]

Everyone in for a SC to MB combo on Kirin at near full health, Kirin summons Shiva for Diamond Dust leaving all but one player on the floor.

(Sadly, after a couple of those situations, you started going in waves to prevent a mass wipe. >.<! And yes, this was in the lv.75 hay-days)

[wolfshadow]

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/3382/tachifudo.jpg

[Kindra]

Moogle's law:

WHM "Gather together please Protect and shell"

At least 1 if not all DD in the party will run away and miss buffs.

[Punchus]

Enter Abyssea-Attohwa, Obtain status, atma and cruor buffs. Use the Vertical Conflux only to realize that you instead use the Maw and exit.

[Nite]

After a year of showing up to ls events and you are finally next in line to get your long-awaited W.Legs, your ls will fall apart, dooming you forever to a life without comfy pants.

[Punchus]

You spend 4 hours camping and killing a Magian Trial NM with the wrong weapon equiped.

[killacalli]

the yellow proc for your last +2 item is blumage light spell , and of course the blu in your party is the only one on server with out this spell

[wyattdoc]

lmao so true

[betsyjean79]

You actually beat Hakutaku with a full party of 75's, only to be warp 2'ed before it falls in your inventory.

[Novowels]

Finally complete a relic weapon, then miss the first weaponskill you use while showing it off.

[Ozment]

Annoygro: A form of aggro in which mobs that are too weak will still step in your path to slow you down.

[PandyTwi]

as a level 60 thf, I was bored and had never seen a wyrm before. So I went to go see Vrtra for the first time ever. After mindlessly running around down there and finding her, I run up to try and mug her for a small handout of gil and a bit of excitement. Mug failed so I popped Perfect Dodge and proceeded to use a warp scroll. Here's where Moogle's Law comes into play. A nearby ghost was not amused at my antics and casted sleep on me right before the warp scroll was about to go off. Needless to say, I got eated by miss Vrtra D:

[Kensagaku]

Moogle's Law: When on bard, people scatter the moment you start singing. Am I really that bad? D:

[Jinne]

Moogle's Law States: That lovely lady adventurer you've been consorting with, spending your hard-earned Gil on and devoting your time to, turns out not to be a lady at all... Oh my!

Moogles always use discretion, so should adventurers.

[Jaydn]

Moogle's Law: Anytime I was soloing BST or BLM and my reraise wore, if I didn't immediately put it back up I would die on the very next mob.

[Avina]

Any Ninja main or user of a ninja sub always knows...

After your last shadow is down, the mob will never miss.

[Almsy]

The moment you drop an item to free up your inventory, you will ALWAYS find out you need it.

[MelodyJD]

Moogle Law States: The item will always drop when you do not need it, but never when you actually do!

[Freakeomi]

Getting teleported out by the whitemage of an Einherjar fight instead of having Protectra casted on you.

[Ralos]

When you buy an item for 2 million gil, the next update will include a new better item, so the one you just bought drops down to 10k market price.

[Chilloa]

If you call your Adventuring Fellow, all of a sudden every single mob has an AoE TP move that can one shot them.

[ShadowViper]

Gandalf's Clause: YOU... SHALL NOT HAVE!!

Description: An encompassing reason why you will never obtain that rare item because;


Item drops but:


You DC
You're D2'd
You're Kicked
Your party leader dissolves from alliance
You're always out lotted
You become a victim of a Ninja lot
You deserve the lot so everyone passes... cept the player there for their first run who then suddenly afks after outlotting you
You're told to pass cause you have the winning lot and now the ls leader informs you there is a minimal run requirement
You're told to pass because you took a short break from game resetting your rights to the item even though the ls doesn't hold R/L against you
Your ls leader shows up to "help" you then demands the item
You're dual boxing and accidently lotted on the wrong toon
Your second account recieved it in Voidwatch even though it will never be able to use the item
You timed out of dynamis
You passed with everyone else
You can't find anyone to craft the item into something usable
You only had one spot in inventory and that crystal or some other junk fell to you before the item
Your server was shut down for emergency or normal maintenance



You're next for the item but:


Ls leader gives his buddy who just joined the shell the item
Ls leader decided he may level a job that will use it in the future
Ls changes loot system
Ls uses a percent system based on how many events you attend versus number events giving the guy who is at 100% attendance for single digit number of events rights over your 75% attendance with over 150 attendanded events
Ls uses database thats wasn't updated correctly
ls holds the mediocre FL item you lotted last week against you
ls lost members and is no longer able to kill the mob
Ls no longer does that event
Ls merges
Ls breaks
Server merges

[Elensar]

If an airship is already docked when you arrive at the port it will always leave just as you are about to step on to it regardless of whether you have flee or movement speed gear.

If you disconnect on an airship no matter how quickly you log back intop the game you will always be traveling in the wrong direction and back to where you started.

Whenever a flawless party was about to disband after a fantastic exp session and you decided to kill one more mob for the road the party would wipe for no reason as if a GM had suddenly possessed your last kill.

[Quetzacoatl]

Your party triggers Blue Weakness on Shinryu, but the player who volunteered to use a Primeval Brew on him gets doomed.

[Lokixak]

You're in a hurry and late for an LS event. You leave your Mog house after you're all set. You start running off but you know it's coming... after all it's a power greater than you. As you approach the place the fate you feel a chill down your spine, hands sweating and shaking... You look left, then right. It looks safe somehow, for now... But as you pass through Port Bastok's bridge you hear the dreaded scream... Latifah: Incoming Ship! Everyone off the bridge!

Moogle's Law~

[Shibayama]

If you've been doing Einherjar for a year, long enough to earn the Balhran's Eyepatch requirement of a mythic, your leader will definately break the shell just when it's finally your turn to get your Aquarian Abjuration: Body.



*sobs*

[Necromage]

The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the first digit is odd.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the first digit is 2, 3, or 4.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the first digit is 3.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the second digit is 5, 6, or 7.
The chest is locked.
You have a hunch the second digit is odd.

Necromage failed in opening the lock.
The correct combination was 35.

/rage

[Teluric]

Your out in the middle of nowhere...alone, and just defeated a mob, but Paralyze is still on you... Decide to pop the warp scroll... Paralyzed...Now your walking...

Moogles law...

[Samusaki]

When needing 1 more AF+3 seal, the seal will not drop until the 2nd to last trigger is used. After final seal is obtained, 3-4 will drop on final trigger and/or any other triggers that are farmed up afterwards. Variations of this rule also applies to dynamis and salvage.

[Kaida]

Spend a year gettign relic, Never play that job again.

[Ruizutatakau]

Finally get claim on Gukumatz, wipe to Sobek.

[Djcarlosii]

Trying to time the boss's AoE hoping to reraise up does not end well... ever.

[Kajimaru]

Clear pull in Dynamis-Xarc, but target decides to take a long detour though the Kindred Monks & Ninjas.

Gather a group for an "Under Observation" BLM run, find out 3rd BLM doesn't have any -aga spells.

I did two in hopes that I will not suffer from the following moogle's law:
Sneak on computer at work to post a "Moogle's Law" on the offical forums,
Find out someone already posted the law two posts before.

>.> Now to hope that both Kajimaru & Mahamia get Moogle stuff. /smile

[Demon6324236]

You will always see a shout you have waited on, right after you have commited yourself to something else and are unable to reply to it.

[Deadvinta]

It won't be til you've gotten to the top floor or last boss and gotten your reward, that you realize you forgot to buy a warp scroll and must let a monster kill you... but they're all too weak and can't hit you!

[Aliekber]

Moogle's Law: In a pickup group, the number of people wailing on the NM is directly proportional to the undesirability of its TP moves.

[Sira]

Found a whm lfp, invite them to exp in abyssea. They come on Lvl 30 SAM.

[Catwho]

You grab a friend and spend an hour farming up a coffer key for an artifact quest, only to open the coffer, receive a chunk of gil, and realize you forgot to talk to Guslam before you left Jeuno.

[zengar]

when you agro a goblin at the dunes and you zone with your HP in red
you will always zone back dead

[Gannon]

You go out to unlock a Mythic Weapon Skill and realize you forgot to flag the quest after 2 and a half hours of work.

[Diki]

Moogle's Law of Probability - The probability of a Notorious Monster's weakness being one you are unable to perform increases with the number of triggers you are capable of performing.

[Ruvion]

Spent 2 hours farming pops for an NM to solo and the game suddenly freezes as soon I popped it. When I get back someone else kills it and gets the drop I wanted after trying 10 times already.

[Deadvinta]

Need to post this one:

Aerns will only reraise when you're in red HP, proceed to Lullaby and miss you the entire time, then Disseverment to death.

[yanosuke]

Before Abyssea came out and while leveling a job, you would always die at least once while getting close to your next level.

[Razorback]

When casting lots for an item against another person, you lot low. Casting lots when its an item just for you and you lot high....Moogle's Law :/

[yanosuke]

Before Abyssea came out and while leveling a job, you would always die at least once while getting close to your next level.
Even right after leveling!

[Deadhorse]

When you finally finish collecting all the items for someone to craft a NQ Item for a quest (i.e. Tigerfangs), it will never fail that they HQ the item.

[Alarion]

When you use Perfect Dodge right as the monster casts Sleep.

[Sonerradu]

The delay between selecting a weapon skill and the activation of the weapon skill will always be long enough for certain Abyssea Notorious Monsters to activate their special absorption technique.

[CohanValefor]

Moogle Law: When fighting any NM which has battle breaking abilities or spells, when the NM is at 10% hp, stun will be resisted. The damage of the ability/spell follows this formula: Player Current HP + 10

[Taliko]

Finally win lot on much wanted item at end of Dynamis ... Some jerk will be afk and not pass. Item will be lost because of time out.

...that might have already been posted, I didn't pick all the way through 15 pages...

[Kiairoan]

"When camping a notorious monster that takes eighteen to thirty hours to spawn, you successfully manage to outclaim your competitors only to find that your tank has fallen asleep."

True story yo ._.

[Phafi]

Alliance of 18 linkshell members to claim Nidhogg. Nidhogg spawns, 15 of said alliance simultaneously disconnect instead of claiming.

[Igneel]

You get to limbus and find out you or someone else forgot to buy cosmo cleanse and you forgot to bring the chips for ultima or omega fight.

I've done this before lol.

[HasiTheTaru]

when you spend ages making sure you have everything for a ls event, and you find you forgot reraise!

[Fashnek]

Moogles Law: When running late to an LS event and your item has already dropped and is sitting in Treasure Pool, you will for some reason, by the will of the Magical Moogles, pick the wrong Maw or OP to go to, therefore you will not your item anytime soon.

[Cybernetic_Empire]

After going 0/infinity on a specific drop you spam /l with a host of inflammatory remarks towards the monster, the devs, the dev's families, and vow to burn SE headquarters to the ground. The very next mob drops the item and your face looks like ^________ ^

[BigPapaBlueJay]

The RDM you invite will always want to melee instead of cure.

[Clou777]

when you die and think its safe to to get up... then mob AoEs abilty or magic and you are left with no more Raise

[Kiallitch]

If you just cast Utsusemi: Ichi and both timers are now down, the mob will AoE with a spell or TP!

[Clou777]

when SE decides it was actually a bad idea to raise the level cap on the game and puts everyone back to lv75 right before the lv99 update.

[camaroz]

Moogles Law: Upon using your first charge on your sprinter's shoes you will get aggro'd

[Godofgods]

Since my connection likes to randomly dc; If my item finally does drop, its guaranteed that i will disconnect a minute before it drops!!

[oliveira]

Moogle's law:

The beastmen will aways save the finishing blow for when you're about to cross the city gate:
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[Aliekber]

The RDM you invite will always want to melee instead of cure.

That's just silly...people don't invite RDMs!

[Godofgods]

Only three ppl can get the moogle statue!? /cry
Iv decorated m MH specifically so my great moogle has a great home! I have all the other statue's expect the nomad moogle! And the odds of getting the greatest statue of all... so low :(

If you have one statue left to get, SE is sure to dangle it in front of you, but so far out of reach!

[Draconas]

Camping a Notorious Monster all day (specially when they are suppose to have only an one to five hour re-pop window), you have the whole zone to yourself while you are doing this, and as soon as the NM pops......Someone comes out of nowhere and gets the claim. "JP BUTTON" FTW!!!!!!

[Brekar]

After LFG for hours and your about to run out of time in real life to properly party... you get an invite as your logging out.

[Earwig]

When finishing up your Sobek's skins, you will go 49/50, just as 3 other groups arrive to camp Gukumatz.

[Hasashi]

You camp Black Triple Stars for 9 hours and when it finally pops, it depops b4 your eyes causing you to start all over again.

[Taint2]

First Weapon Skill with your new Relic, the entire LS gathered to cheer you on, MISS!

[Shadax]

The moment you receive new Allied Tags, the campaign music will stop in about five seconds.

[Drayco]

When you made ever run in an old school dynamis shell, didnt lot on anything so you could get Valor Surcoat or Assassin's Armlets, and your LS leader decided to run off with the bank and break the shell before you can lot on anything.

[Ravenhellfire]

Moogle's Law states: When a person is camping weather for a magian trial, said weather will only appear when player has less than 5mins before RL calls him/her away.

[Dividion]

Moogle's Law #101 - The gather time for your LS event will always be longer that the event itself.

[idx1]

Mithra are not female.

[Chibi]

Moogle Law of Empirical Evidence : The amount of items dropped from Empyrean Trial NM's will always equal one greater, or less than, the amount required to complete the current trial.

[Wonderlust]

Moogle Law of Delivery Box Duldrums - Mailing yourself items is a definite time-saver- but don't blame your Moogle for holding up an alliance with last week's Voidwatch timber haul!

[Crazyalex]

When you finally make your first Relic weapon a new type of weapon pops up called Empyrean.

[Zohnax]

Build a relic, never get called to come that job to events again.

[Mischief]

When fighting any NM with multiple drops, you will always get the undesired drop, regardless of how rare. Especially if the one person who's needed it forever just logged off 5 minutes ago.

[HarryXI]

Moogle's Law:
If you spend hours putting a traditional party together, your party will make one kill before someone needs to disband.

[Shenul]

Anytime you are forced to rely on a shout group for something, it takes no less than 4 hours to get a party, then another hour for everyone to get ready because someone doesn't have the last 5 cutscenes required for the event, and then the party will wipe 2 minutes into the fight and promptly disband.

[Kysaiana]

You will always HQ a synth for which there is no HQ result for items you make for another synth. The inverse is also true.

[Rin_who]

Moogle's Law:
When making your own parties to level jobs the only people seeking will be on the same job type as you. When you need a tank there will only be healers and dd, when you need a healer there will only be tanks and dd and when you only need dd there will only be tanks and healers with their flags up.

[Tannlore]

Moogle's Law: You wait 8+ hours for an nm to spawn, have to leave for an LS event or RL and it immediately spawns after you leave.

[Gillord]

When you equip a job in Jueno that one item you need is always in Storage!!

[Phogg]

Moogle's Law - Immediately after leveling as BST, you will miss-charm a rabbit 6 times in a row and Level Down.

[UltimaCJ]

When Hyrda in Nyzle Isle, Auto-Regen spikes up to 800 HP per tick & running out of time.

[Beeraga]

Moogles Law: When in need of that last seal for your Empyrean armor, the NM will repeatedly drop every seal BUT what you need. The more difficult it is to farm the items/KIs to pop the NM, the less of a chance there is of you actually getting that last seal. You will continue to get the seal with the lowest drop rate.

[Godofgods]

http://static.ffxiah.com/images/ss/mid/BZkeT40Tb9Q21e8A.jpg

randomly generated number 2! Awsome, an easy one!!!
Turn dial up! ... ... ... -_-

[Jacey]

When you play on an XBox 360, you're in Beseiged, your damage output is exceptional and just as it is about to end your XBox freezes up and you need to restart...therefor losing ALL pointage.

[Xangel]

Moogle;s Law: Getting K.O. 1-3 sec right after using 2 hour by AoE, Magic or tp move..

[Dragonlord]

I haven't always needed to change my job while in Valkurm dunes, but when i did, there were no nomad moogles in Selbina.

[Yolteotl]

Moogle's Law: When a pt/ls member says they have all jobs 95, they won't have 1/2 their procs...

[dissappointeddrk]

when ur favorite job hasnt seen an update that made it any better
insurgency:fail
quietus:fail
A+ weapon, ur 2nd choice
A- weapon, ur 1st choice
i guess that makes sense

[Faule]

You hit your 50th hour farming a brown casket item, only to have your linkshell mate drop by the zone for support and get the exact item in their first brown casket.
~Moogle's Law~

[tendo64]

Submission
Moogle's Law: The Wind Maneuver will always wear just in time to make your Automaton use Arcuballista.

Extras
Moogle's Law: Your Healing Waltz/Paralyna will always succeed at healing someone else's Paralysis. It will always fail to heal your own.
Moogle's Law: The Automaton will always be at 99% HP when you really need to Reactivate it for a lifesaving Cure VI.
Moogle's Law: While waiting for a Raise from a Campaign NPC, the {{Mega Boss}} will always aggro the NPC during its casting.
Moogle's Law: The 13th bottle of Oil+2 was the one you really needed.

[Arcalimo]

Even if you have 80% evasion rate on anything, the moment your hp goes red, the next hit will always kill you.
(I have yet to see this not happening <.<, you are fighting a mob and not even getting touch in all the fight, a tp move drops you to double digit hp and wipes shadows, and the next hit is 100% accurate, or i am just very unlucky :x)

[Iceni]

Moogle's Old School Law:
You will DC just before an epic Besieged or Campaign thus wasting your time and losing all points for that battle.

[Tile]

After using Hasso, Sekkanoki, and Sengikori. Your second weaponskill will miss.

[Kyrial]

Mobs will always become blind once they've slept you... only to save up all their accuracy for when you are trying to put up shadows.

[Nefertiri]

Moogle's Law of Corsair Despair(ation).

One shall always roll double 6s the more desperately they are needed.

The chance for another double 6 rises when you Fold and try again.

[abbazabba]

Your white mage mule gets all the void watch items you want with out turning in cells.

[abbazabba]

Your white mage mule gets all the void watch items you want with out turning in cells.
Moogle's law of mules

[Kaiichi]

Moogle's Law states; When in Nyzle Isle and about ready to clear, 1 of 6 party members will select to advance to the next floor insted of exiting.

[Babygyrl]

Moogle's Law: Treasure Hunter is NOT a lie; the treasure that you seek just will never drop for you.

[Wyattearp]

When you really need a item it will never drop. But once it does 5 more will drop right after it. (dynamis)

[Zaps]

FINALLY get a relic

Miss your first WS

[Krashport]

When you get done making/redoing your Macro's for all your jobs, You get disconnected from Final Fantasy XI and lose them all and have to redo them again.

Moogle's Law: Member realized they already have a Moogle Statue, From the Mog-Tablet mini-game/quest, and pulls his entree.

[Blaubont]

When fighting a Ranger-class monster, you will not have a shadow to block Eagle Eye Shot.

[Dew]

You zone into crawler's nest and load up dead due to the train at the zone. (Fun times)

[Archahngel]

one that frequently gets me is,
nuking down mobs on BLM your one hit from being KO'ed and the mob has 1-5% HP left, only enough MP for one good nuke that should be more than enough to kill it off, OH wait 50% RESIST! Mob Crits you... and player is KO... sigh... that son of a Kupo!

[SilvyrShadow]

5 minutes after you decided to leave Jeuno for a level capped dunes party, there WILL be a shout for ACP11...

[Pixiehawk]

Have your flag up all night, don't get a single tell...
Log in the next morning with minutes to get to the ls event, get a tell before you've even loaded completely.

[Rohelius]

Moogle Law #37453382
The quickest way to the end of the dungeon will always be the longest way around.

[Jamesy]

you use invincible when kirin uses astral flow

[Pockettaru]

When you decide your going to pop Kaggen and it opens up with death profit and kills ur Tanks. Or when Your poping Kirin and going to Perfect def zerg.. U pop kirin and get opens up with a Stonga 4 and Kills ur war and smn b4 Alex's perfect defence can get off.....

[CanadianGenWar]

Use your Rounsey Wand thinking it would be a quick and clever way to get back to Jeuno.... only to get lost for 2 hours trying to navigate the dreaded Chocobo Circuit. Finally give up and go to my brothers computer log him on and use his Rounsey Wand on blm so he could Warp II me home. I'm not proud of this...

[Evilbob]

Moogles Law: Call for Help needs a child saftey lock. Outside of abyssea CFH will only be used on that NM you've spent hours of planning and gathering for... especially if theres another group watching you fight it.

[Iceni]

Moogle's Old School Law:
You will DC just before an epic Besieged or Campaign thus wasting your time and losing all points for that battle.

Ack, dyslexic me meant to write:
You will DC just before an epic Besieged or Campaign ends thus wasting your time and losing all points for that battle.

Forgot the word ends . The moogles just know when to push my cixelsyd button.

[Kaiichi]

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd469/ReijiSoma/MooglesLaw.jpg
Sorry, Couldn't help myself...

[XGP0001]

Shout for 3 hours setting up an Abyssea "Fell Cleave Alliance" for low level players to help them gain quick levels out of boredom. So you get 15 low levels players (keep in mind they are all levels 30-40 and only have around 1-3 Abyssea stones) and go to Abyssea, you now guide those 15 players to camp which takes around 30 minutes. You set up camp and spend another 30 minutes farming max lights. Ok your all set to go! Let the pulls begin! You pull and instantly die because you are WAR/BLM and never checked your sub. LOL (True Story)

[Aydindril]

This is no regular colibri. This is THE colibri. Your friends have all fallen before its might. You need to step it up now before it's too late MEIKYO SHISUI FULL POWERRRRR SO MUCH-

Colibri: haha feather tickle lols

Moogle's law'd :(

[Pumpking]

When fighting with and against enemies that flock (fight) together, Charm will always fail.

[Mcdohl]

"If your LS needs a tank and a healer for event, make sure your healer doesn't come WHM/NIN"

[LancerLeon]

"Never say a fight is to easy when all is going to plan, cause it will go down hill fast"

[Zargosa]

If you make it down to the last little bit of a powerful mob solo, you will die while petrified and poisoned with the mob having less than 5% remaining.

[Yopo]

Unable to long on for months due to school, spend most of winter vacation being indecisive with what to do while in Jeuno.

[Laotian_king]

One dynamis run ages ago when you needed 2 full alliances, I somehow got charmed in Jeuno and the moment I said "charmed!", the black and red mages were putting me to sleep eternally! I had 5 incoming nukes within 3 seconds, I didn't know people could even target me that fast!

Anyways I would like a Moogle Law that would grant me the ability to attack members of my LS without placing them under charmed status for killing me. Can call it " An eye for an eye" but in this case it'll be "a great axe for a nuke"

[Chewedankles]

When you do all that work to get your baby Chocobo egg, keep checking on it and caring for it and it finally hatches! Then grab your gear for your LS event and 3 months later you remember your baby Chocobo and return to find it ran away....for the 2nd time.

/sigh

[Dokk]

You been waiting for an atma for months and when you finally get invited you die at the exact same time as the NM....

[MilesEdgeworth]

Moogle's Law: If you have any "Double Attack", "Triple Attack", or "Occassionally attacks X times" traits/gear active. ALL of it will activate for the maximum possible amount of attacks as soon as the enemy puts up a potent damage spikes effect, thus instantly killing the player, without the monster ever landing a single hit.

[Dekusuta]

Law of Treasure Drops :

When you want an item from a monster the item is least likely to drop
When you are not in particular need of an item or drop from a monster, you obtain it with ease.

(From 8 years~ of playing FFXI this has never failed to be true on everything from the last empyrean seal, NM pop item, to gear drops )

[Garota]

If you try to talk to a Moogle outside of its natural habitat (Mog House), such as Upper/Lower/Port Jeuno, it will disappear.

[Lodur]

== Moogle's Law ==
You will leave your weapon(s) in your MogHouse as you rush out realizing that the window for the timed NM you've spent a week camping will be opening in just a few minutes, thinking you have it in your MogSatchel. Always bring a Warp Cudgel (equippable by All Jobs)!

[Taelsin]

that your comp may die on your first time entering dynamis.

upon hitting key to enter, screen freezes, I reset and comp does nothing, seems the power supply started sending bad voltages and fried the motherboard and cpu. Replace comp about a year later, and get back in ffxi two years later, after spending two days on the phone with SE support staff to re-activate the account, and then get my security token that I lost removed from acount, I finally got to go on that dyna run two days later.

[CoOkIeMaMi]

Go with Friend to do PM cs in pso'xja or w/e and while your in the cs he gets aggro lvl 95 by all the gobs, you exit cs and run over and warp him out. Blm sub job 95 war... right when casting warp upon yourself...BAM!! mp drain from a doll... now you only have 76 Mp... Death! Always expect that mp drain or tp drain right when you reeeeally need it!

[Arbole]

Moogle's Law of Two or More: Attack one "Too Weak" enemy, beat it easily. Attack two "Too Weak" enemies at the same time, die to hidden trait, "Enemies' level grows exponentially in parties."

[Eikechi]

Moogle's Law: Just after you cast Utsusemi:ichi, while Ni is down, the mob you're fighting uses an AoE.

[Kitheren]

When you claim Nidhogg, half your alliance will disconnect. (Back @ 75, anyways.)

[Yashii]

0/120+ On Leaping Lizzy. Running through zone one day with boyfriend, he finds lizard and kills lizard boots drop 1/1 :\

[Duuks]

Moogle's Law: SE introduces something potentially really awesome, but then just totally messes it up in the end.

[Insaniac]

Ninjas will always dodge Trick Attack. White Mages will not.

[Nema]

You ask a friend to be your skillchain buddy to unlock the weapon skill from your Nyzul Isle weapon only to realize after 3 hours of slaying crabs you never started the quest. :o

[Metalgod]

=== Moogle's Law ===
When you want a lottery/timed spawn NM it is never up. When you do not want the NM, it is always up.

[Zerila]

Moogle's law: The likelihood of an NM triggering an AoE damage ability is directly in proportion to how close you are when you are raised.

[Ladyofdragons]

Moogle's Law: When you are logging out/shutting down and waiting out the 30 second timer and get aggro it will miss you up until the 10 second mark!

[Weedtard]

:rolleyes: Moogle's Law!! :rolleyes:

During Campaign Ops One will be interrupted at least Three times in a row by a fellow casting mage while trying to complete their trial.

[Cesil]

Moogle's Law: When you run all the way back to Port Jeuno to teleport a friend, you Teleport - Yhoat and you end up teleporting alone because they don't have the crystal and forgot.

[Gunit]

Come to official Forums to Troll, Just to see someone else already started a thread with your idea...

[ChuckNorris]

Thinking your hitting disengage on a Notorious Monster you've been wanting, and hitting Call for Help instead. The old days of HNMs...

[FlashLion]

You get ready for your first Dynamis run and forgot to get the cut scene to get to Rank 6

[Divinechild]

Two IT+ mobs are on top of each other perfectly, you pull one and they both beat you to death.

[Nalath]

So didn't read them all so.. sorry if its a repeat...

Moogle Law: You pull out your weapon on a non-aggressive/non-claimed monster... the monster decides to <Run Away!> for the next 10 minutes as you give chase....

>.>

[Rorrey]

When all three Yagudo's backs are turned and you use your thief tools to pop a coffer, which then turns into a mimic and the Yagudo's turn to face you... and you forgot reraise.