Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Slade]

Moogle's Law of Ninja tools states: You WILL run out of Shihei to cast shadows after your back-up tank DC's and you are left to fend for yourself!

[Cyrusskorrey]

Moogles Law: Family/Spouse will always want to have "family" time right after you've started an exp party. But will never want to hang out when your not playing FFXI.

...anyone else have this problem?

[Snoni]

Being a seasoned adventurer, assuming that nothing is agressive, then being killed by a incredibly tough mob that was placed there due to grounds of valor.

[Hats]

Law #1

Right the second you reach a zone u need the weather from.. it either disappears or changes..

Law #2

After hours of waiting.. You decide to leave the zone to track it in another area... usin the warp an the weather comes up..

Law #3

A friend asks you for your help as you say grumpy yes knowing the luck of gettin the weather telling you friend to be prepared for a long long long long looooong time wait... an as you enter the zone the weather is there potining at you laughing

[MiriOhki]

The weather for your most annoying trial to date will always end either fifteen seconds after you find a compatible mob or five seconds before you can kill your first mob.

[Alexsan]

Moogle's Law:

New players will frown on their first visit to the auction house when they learn they cannot purchase a single piece of level 1 gear with the starter gil they received from trading in their adventure's coupon.

[mattypants]

Zone weather will always disappear on your last mob of a trial.

[Shadedsolace]

Trying to get that one relic piece you really want/need in dynamis, it drops 5 seconds before you get timed out.

[SpankWustler]

If the monster is Extremely Vulnerable, it will be Extremely Vulnerable to Scholar abilities.

[Kluaf]

Always seemed like as soon as you would gain a level some tougher mob would come by out of nowhere and level you down with a quick kill :(

[Hachiro]

Moogle's Law: You'll always get thrown off that bridge in Bastok whenever you're crossing it, only to be thrown back at the beginning of it due to the airship.

[Rendra]

Camping an NM for 2-4hrs only to lose claim to someone running through the zone.

[Kinyutaka]

The Bloody Robe you need for your subjob or Road to Aht Urhgan will take days to drop, but will drop easily after you no longer need one.

[Bedrin]

Finding out the proc before popping a Primevil Brew. After finding out proc, Popping the brew on MNK and you realize its WHM you need for Hexa Strike, which the WHM does not have, lack of skills. <.>! THF just /staggers, Blame THF for the item not dropping before procing "Blue !!" <.> Hahaha!

[Aarahs]

When forming a pickup XP party, the healer or tank will have to leave two minutes before filling the last spot.

[Treefiddy]

Moogle's Law states that as soon as something you really want drops or right as you open the Voidwatch chest...your Xbox freezes! FFXI on Xbox 360 is it's own Moogle's Law. It will freeze at THE most important times inspiring much /rage.

[Pinkie]

You are the WHM in a party fighting a NM and the person tanking gets a hard hit and needs to be healed quickly, and as you are healing them they change gear, and knocks your cure from happening and they die

[Mikumaru]

Rule #3 : No matter what equipment you have attained or how many people in your alliance there is a rabbit or mandy somewhere that can and will eat your face .

[Kiori]

Spends months upon months Blue Procing that worm in Abyssea - Tahrongi to get that Ranger Neck piece that would complete your empy gear set...just to finally have it drop to you, and the next time you fight it, no proc, and it drops.

[thegodofwar]

Moogle Law

Drop rate for any item off an NM is inversely proportional to the degree of which you want said item. The more you want it, the lower the drop rate.

[Eirk]

No matter which way you run, a mob always turns around and runs in your path, turning again and ends up running with you, staggering your character.

[Newleaf]

The moogle's law states:

The reason you missed that chance to team up with your linkshell or group to do something was...



You were zoning when you got the /tell !

[Projectkiller]

As soon as you get all your armor out and equiped your linkshell will ask you to change jobs.

[Projectkiller]

No matter what level you are, a rabbit will always be able to kill you.

[Projectkiller]

Moogle's Law States:

You can NEVER be far enough to excape dream flower.

[EronVirson]

The greater your desire for a certain drop the lower you will actually lot.

(I got my Joyeuse off of a "7" lot. A seven! Luckily everyone else was just there to help me get it.)

[SirDayne]

You find a cool-looking Notorious Monster and defeat it, only to find it drops Rare/Ex gear you can't use.

[darkdeatth]

the best and most epic is war 95 and forgot to change sub thf 15 trying to fight shinryu... epic fail as a warrior

[Luthian]

Being able to outrun agro at level 75+ when you have a large buffer an re-raise, but if you're low level with no buffer and no re-raise.... the mob will follow you all over the zone and it will kill you, every time.


I didn't read the other 11 pages, so if this has been said already . sorry.

[darkdeatth]

check out a monster reads easy prey. moogle's law YOUR the easy prey...

[Sebi]

Moogle's Law: Healing Waltz will always remove the wrong debuff.

[SephYuyX]

When you nuke-aga a group of mobs, one will always live and kill you.

[Scamperoo]

Back in the days.....running through Rolanberry Fields because the chocobos cost + 5000 gil, followed by a gob/ochu train slapping you in the back of the head all the way, only to zone into the crawlers nest with 2 HP right into 20 worker crawlers and one soldier....:mad:

[Draco]

The last thing a dying mob will do is poison you.

[Caderyn]

If you die and your item is in treasure pool, no one has a raise and your inventory is full.

[Kelton]

Moogle Law:

This goes back to the old days of leveling. You would sit for hours with your flag up waiting for a party invite. Once you get the
Tell to go to a zone you get all excited to get your next level. You pay for a choco, run across zones to get to the party.
Once you zone in and tell the leader to invite you, the party leader then tells you the party is disbanding.

[Sylfeya]

Moogle's Law: the likelihood of death is inversely related to whether Reraise is active.

[renasci]

The moment you commit to helping someone else out, a half dozen groups will form expressly to do whatever NM/Event/Mission you've been trying to do for weeks.

[Partycat]

Someone will always fall asleep at their keyboard when a important NM spawns. <_<

[Vosslerr]

When you kneel to rest, that goblin that you see always seems to come right back to you and agro even though it was running in the opposite direction when you started to /heal.

[Malthar]

If someone lots a 1 for a piece of RaEx gear you've been waiting for your entire FFXI life and you brag about being able to beat a 1, you will lot a 0. The chance of lotting a 0 increases exponentially to the duration of bragging and has a ceiling of 15 seconds.

[Worldwise]

Goblins unexpectedly attacking they're such a nunsence!!!

[Ninurta2217]

Mog Bonanza winning number is 20184, your marble is 20183.

[Jinne]

Moogle's law of mules

Abbazabba, you my only friend!

[Eric]

Partying in East Ronfaure (S), and having your party wipe because someone accidentally pulled Myradrosh instead of a Colibri.

[Vaash]

No matter how long you have an event planned, as soon as you get there someone realizes they forgot their pop set in their Mog House.

[Astelion]

Empyreal armor seals will never drop when you're only 1 short. And when the last one finally drops you will get more than what you needed.

[Gaspee]

Someone will, undoubtedly, shout for assistance with a trail and not a trial.

[Tetsujin]

If you're within 0.1 of capping on a certain synthesis item, you will spend approximately 1.2 million gil trying to get that last skillup. True story.

[Tetsujin]

this one isn't for official submission (since i'd already posted one earlier)
If you spend a million gil on an item, it's guaranteed to drop in price within a month (lookin at you, blau dolch)

[Urthdigger]

When facing any NM where it's very bad to deal physical damage during a TP move (such as Glavoid), the NM will always decide to WS at the same time as you.

[Darwena]

After Casting Utsusemi: Ni, mobs always come with AoE or Multiple hit move (or both). Better chance when HP is low and usualy followed with a critical move. Reraise usualy wear off at that moment.

[Kuroganashi]

Try to get item for 3 months , go AFK and when get back Item just drops.................. to a party member that DOESN'T NEED IT ><

[SMD111]

when a lvl 95 war gets 1 shot by Greenman when you lag out

[Hinote]

If you plan on brewing Shinryu three times in a row, you WILL disconnect during the third fight.

[Jada]

When you have level 100 Smithing and been farming brown chest for 6 days straight for smithys torque only to have someone who doesn't have it leveled at all come and invade and gets the torque within 1 hour.

[chkeja-m]

When unlocking Summoner, you will spend many hours getting the Ruby to drop and even more hours trying to find Fire weather. Once you have Summoner unlocked, you will get the Ruby off the first leach you kill while Fire weather is merrily burning around you and every other zone you just crossed.

[Savlyn]

Regardless of how high a level you are, there is always a cuddly rabbit that can kill you.

[HidariCenta]

Put your /invite flag up, don't get a party for hours on end. The minute you go afk for ANYTHING, you'll get a tell asking if you need a party. When you get back and reply, you find that the party is full.

Moogle's Law for NA players since 2004.

[Freebytes]

When crafting, you will always lose the most expensive ingredients and keep the least expensive.

[Rootlessweapon]

After using Sneak attack mob will turn.
After using trick attack player will move.

[ifrit_msterg]

When crafting expensive materials, the cheapest item will always be out of stock on the auction house

[Paranoid]

you will find your coffer and you will find someone else opening it

[Loraley]

Moogle's HQ Synth Law: after spending 3 hours crossing every region of the map looking for obscure items to craft your guild item, you accidentally HQ it, which the guild denies.

(True story! >.< Also, I didn't read pages 12-31, so I hope this isn't a repeat. Great submissions thus far!)

[Chronoz]

Oh man I have so many... I'll just go with one of my faves
As a THF people will ALWAYS move right before TA lands, or turn the mob right before SA lands

[Xithtor]

Sitting in Port Jeuno waiting for something to happen. Then finally joining a group for something. 10sec later to see /shouts for events/items you need. -_-;

[Raka]

After several months of killing Behemoth and King Behemoth, your time comes to get a Defending Ring, you will surely forget to: Make space in your inventory instead of 79/80 and pass the unlotted/wanted junk items that will fill your inventory up before seeing your Defending Ring hit the ground.

-Moogle's Law

[Phetty]

Blue Mage uses Chain Affinity... Entire Party Weaponskills before Blu skillchains, or Blu uses Chain Affinity/Efflux... Monsters starts casting -ga3 and makes you use Chain Affinity/Efflux on Headbutt.
Or my personal favorite, Riftwood Pyxis... Log, Log, Ore, Lolelixir, Ingot.

[Coronos]

No matter where you are in Vana'diel, there is always a rabbit that is stronger than you.

[Ruikia]

Moogle's Law Entry:

Auto-follow someone to afk for a bit. Come back to find yourself stuck right where you left off.

[Fobby]

when attempting an hq with only enough for one synth, you will break and lose everything

[VoiceMemo]

Moogle's Law: Sneak and Invisible will ALWAYS wear off at the worst possible moment.

[Godofgods]

If your synthing a Guild Point item or a single test item, Even if your 90 levels above cap, you will fail. And you will lose that single hiest costing item, or the item that is out of stock.

[Godofgods]

highest***

[Godofgods]

Since my connection likes to randomly dc; If my item finally does drop, its guaranteed that i will disconnect a minute before it drops!!


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like i said...

[Projectkiller]

5 min to get to last floor before Nyzul isle NM, Lamps, Takes 24 min to light them.

[Projectkiller]

Spend 12 hours farming a Prouesse Ring, Friend gets it on second kill.

[Projectkiller]

Best friend on game after 5 years quits, Gives everything so someone they just met.

[Rocelyn]

If asked to join a party in progress, it will disband when you finally arrive.

[Projectkiller]

Moogle law states: You will get charmed as soon as you hundred fists.

[Projectkiller]

THE MOST EPIC MOOGLE LAW:

SE sets a comment thread to find most popular quote, no one reads past third page.

[Sene]

While soloing on black mage, as soon as you make your move to cast, no doubt a goblin will come out of nowhere, kill you, then run off never to be seen again.

[MVDunecats]

Like any "good" party member, your Adventuring Fellow NPC will realize how tired she is getting immediately after getting a new level, and decide that it's time to disband. "Thanks for the level. {Have stuff to do, gotta go!}"

[Yakamo]

When you finally bring that PUP to Voidwatch, you will never see that weakness.

[holla]

Moogle's Law: Anytime you attempt to run threw a zone to get somewhere a random NM will be there to welcome you with Death or atleast knock off your sprinting status.

[Vizardx]

idk if it was said b4:
When reraise wears off while fighting that super NM on BST, you will mischarm and link 1/2 the zone.

[razzz]

When you spend hours looking for something for a quest then realize when you find it, ahh, i forgot the 3 second cut scene. Back to Jeuno it is.... =/ and so the adventure begins again.

[Moink]

Don't have a face off between Genbu with HP at 1% and a DRK with Dread Spikes up and Genbu kills the DRK and himself in the process.

[Tiikii]

When u get ready for Dynamis how u always forget food or reraise items

[Tagus]

Here's a good one that happened to yours truly... When you rush home from work to get to your Einherjar run on time, only to realize halfway through the boat ride, (with your entire LS waiting for you) that you're on the wrong boat from Whitegate!

[Laitha]

Your random lot on an item in the treasure pool is inversely proportional to your desire for that item.

[Ridaut]

If you have hate, don't use Souleater and use a weaponskill.
- Moogle's Law.

[Cementfoot]

Moogles's Law
Your pet will come UN-charmed at the worst possible time, to have both pet and monster land critical hits thus killing you

[Escafreya]

Moogle's Law - By the time you get an invite to an Abyssea party, it's most likely already over.

[Philio]

Hvinire: When arriving at the BCNM, you've definitely forgotten your orb in storage.

Moogle Law Cont.:

When Arriving at the BCNM AFTER you have gotten your orb from storage, you trade your orb to notice you have already used this orb.

[Carrott]

Moogle Law: During a long planned boss fight, there will always be one XBOX 360 White Mage whom will crash at the start.

[Sweetbella]

You alt+tab to look at Facebook because your evasion PWNS... *Woot! The mob can't hit me!*
After posting a new "status" and chatting with your friends, you come back to the game screen only to realize that the monster's TP moves go through shadows... and you're a bit too late.

{/lazytank}

[EvilShadow]

Realizing you bought the wrong tank food.. right stats, less duration.. You wanted to buy the 3 hr food and you got the 15 min food. This wears during a Abyssea NM fight and you are a Blue mage.

[Linkzell]

When lvling BST solo, if you are within 1000exp from your next lvl, or less then 1000 exp into your next lvl., you will die and die alot. Tends to happen more if you do not have reraise, far from a city, new places, when IRL becomes important, etc.

[Raucent]

"When in Voidwatch the proc shall always be the one job you did not bring"

[Rinomaru]

Moogles law: (MMORPG) No one will ever remember your triumphs, they will only remember your worst falls.

[Spartak]

The highest lot in the pool was 34. You were so sure that you would win. But as you were laughing hysterically then your lot came up a 33. . . .

[Demonfangs]

When your doing a big nm and the Pld d/c and everyone wipes

[Wesa]

When your synth breaks, the insanely expensive item in the recipe will invariably sacrifice itself to protect the grass thread, lauan lumber, or distilled water that the recipe also calls for.

[Whitesnow]

Moogle's Law: When farming a specific item, you'll always get multiples of the one you don't need before you get the one you want.

[Vexxer]

If you place a bid lower than someone else on the Auction House you will be triple taxed. (if player 1 sells item for 100k, and item price is 100k, then player 2 sells item for 75k, player 2 will be taxed down to 50k) (If player 1 sells item for 175k when item is 100k, player 1 will be taxed down to 125k, the remaining 50k will be returned to the bidder) so on...

[Kavish]

As the Notorious Monster is pulled to the party, you realize the Tank and the Healer is both AFK...

[Akiro]

Moogle's Law: Show up to Maze of Shakrami, see someone kill Argus. Show up 18 hours later as the only camper. Spam widescan as fast as possible anyway (just in case anyone comes)......at the last minute of the 12 hour window, Leech King pops.

(This is based on a true story and it happened to me maybe 3-4 years ago. I literally sat in the same spot, spamming widescan, staring at the screen for 12 hours, but Argus actually popped and I got the drop 1/3)

[Lethewaters]

Moogle's Law: Walking through Kazham only to fall through the floor near Mihgo's Residence. Everyone passing by steps on your head while you attempt to get out from under the flooring as a THF/NIN with no form of warp. Logging out and back in does nothing to resolve the issue, a GM answers your call, frees you from the entrapment under the floor and as you jump for joy, you realize he put you in jail.

(A true coincidence. during my 3rd year of playing. My friend I was in party with were baffled on why I fell through the floor (game glitch?). After numerous tries we were unable to free me, even with a D2 (I was unable to be targeted by the spell but seen by cursor). The GM shows up after 2 hours and frees me but warped me to "jail". Thankfully it was only for a few seconds (I believe the GM was having fun as he wasn't sure how I ended up under the flooring). Since then, I walk carefully in Kazham and stay away from edges.

[Ordoric]

You gold box farm with friends you finaly get the feet you want add the feet people need/want you forget to pass one item you fill on items you never wanted and your friend gets your rare ex item. happened to a friend i was farming Dnc feet i got them and she got pup.

[Kyokaku]

Moogle's Law: You call a GM to report a glitch, and the response will always be, "It's working as intended."

[scaevola]

You will graduate from college and get a $9/hour job because you'd rather play Final Fantasy XI than develop a marketable skillset.

[Zeargi]

Moogle's law... Ha! It follows me everywhere I go. So many instances, so little time. But I'll use the ones I had yesterday. I woke up early to see if things had sold that I'd placed on the Auction house, before I had to leave for work. Surprise, they were returned to me... Next a fellow Blue Mage in my linkshell asked about the the Spell "White Wind." I told him that the Puks in The Boyahda Tree were the ones that used it. I quickly changed to Blue Mage and set-out with him and 2 others to learn the spell. Upon arriving with picked up a fifth member, and prepare to start fighting. Well, It was a good thing I picked up Reraise III from the book, because in my attempts to pull the Puk, I managed to aggro two of the near by crawlers instead and killed all 5 of us. *sigh* But most had reraise, and we got up and continued. But I again found the tome that was near by and got Reraise III. A few Puks later, I had to leave for work, and I missed my chance to learn this spell. Turn forward several hours, I return to find my friend still out learning spells this time it was "Water Bomb." The two of us joined up in Mamook, and made our way to the Poroggoes. Along the way Fate smiled upon me and I didn't aggro the True Sight and True Hearing Notorious Monster that I didn't see until after I passed. YAY! Maybe my luck was on the upswing. We finally get there and all is well. We start fighting and of course I'm not able to cast to many spells because I have all heavy hitters, blah!! So around the 3rd fight I switch out a few of my spells for lower level ones and unequip my swords again. Then it happens, Moogle's Law.... The stupid Poroggo charmed my friend and I'm now being pummeled by the pair. And of course, he charms him moments after I have changed spells, so no way to help myself there... And I removed my swords and reset my TP and can't use the Curing waltz. So I'm barely hitting with my fists, as Blue Mage are known for their terrible accuracy in fisticuffs when it comes Bar Brawls and I eventually die to a Tier IV spell. Still all was not lost!! I still had Reraise from this morning~!! I could get up! and so I did! Well, He was fine and so my friend pulled another, I'd help with what I could while weakened and maybe finally learn this spell. The battle started! Then I saw it the first TP Move: "Frog Song," and I knew I wasn't the target. Quickly I started to cast Dream Flower! (Ha! You Stupid I was ready for you this time!) Zeargi casts Dream Flower, Poroggo is asleep. HA! Wait, what?! 1 Crit, 2 Crits, dead... Zeargi is defeated by Leons... Defeated, I returned to my home point.

[Athein]

When you're shopping through every bazaar looking for that one particular item, and the only character online with that item has it set to 99,999,999g.

[Muse]

Moogles Law: When you plan a linkshell event. Three other linkshells will plan that event at the same time. Even if the NM, event, etc never has a linkshell doing it.

[Taint2]

When you wipe at 1%, reraise, the mob dies to DoT and you get 0 drops.

[Maliciousmisery]

A linkshell member will tell you they have a full chip set for Proto-Omega. After gathering the linkshell to fight it, they discover that the chips have already been used. Said linkshell member never discarded them...

[Deucaleon]

When fighting and NM that drops something you really need...you will D/C as you get the kill shot.

[Moonraker]

Moogle's Law: If I run out of a type of crystal while crafting I spend an hour or more bouncing from zone to zone, only to find every other type of weather but the one I need for clusters. So I return home with a bunch of stuff i didn't need and still have to buy the crystals off the AH.

[Akashimo]

HNM Laws
When fighting Khimaira, it will always use Mists when you have 98% TP.
When fighting Fafnir, it only uses wings before you use a TP move.
When fighting Cerberus, someone will always miss hitting stun during Gates of Hades mode.
When fighting Genbu, Aegis Paladins always loose.
When fighting Shinryu, Twilight Mail doesn't exist.

[James15101]

When tanking a mob and you are down to your last shadow on Utsusemi: Ni , you start casting Utsusemi: Ichi only to have the mob double attack and interrupt your casting.

[Valonquar]

Any time you are soloing a particularly difficult and accurate notorious monster on /nin, as it is down to it's last 5% health, you will run out of shihei and need to get more from your toolbag. Invariably this toolbag will be in your mog locker, which you have not auto-sorted in weeks.

You will always run out of HP approximately 3 seconds before petrify would have worn off.

One leg on every beetle MUST have a broken foot.

[Binahel]

*Universal Moogle's Law*

The chances of dropping an item are always proportionally inverse to how much you need it. The more you need, the less you get.

[Veruna]

Moogle's Law: Looking around before fighting a rabbit/worm for danger on a low level job in Ronfaure. Only to engage and immediately get hit in the back of the head by an Orc 3-4 levels higher than the monsters you can fight.

[Celius]

No matter how many different jobs you bring to Abyssea in your party/alliance the trigger will always be the one job that isn't there.

[Hakkuro]

Moogle's Law, as stipulated in the Charter of Dynamis:
The sacrifice of Tarutaru Black Mages is directly proportional to the drop rate of Relic Armor.
The drop rate is further increased if these brave Tarutarus /panic and /dance before their eventual demise at the hands of a well-timed Firaga III.

[KyaShiva]

Sneak/Invis pots are great til they wear off in the middle of lvl sensitive aggro mobs and u end up leading the whole of Ghelsba Outpost in a chase to save your life.

[Fenrirs_Takumi]

Everytime You are Sure you will succeed... you fail... and when YOU are sure to fail... you succeed..

[Birdkiller]

When conversing privately with others, you are always going to accidentally send the most embarrassing sentence of your conversation into your linkshell chat!

[Veloxe]

Moogle's Law- If moving while weakened, weakness will inevitably wear off in the middle of blood aggro.

[Alerith]

When you have an ability that could save you or your group, Paralyze WILL prevent it from happening.

[Zinato]

Moogle's Log Stardate....Wait a sec. ahem*

Moogle's Law - The one day you need an alarm to wake up on time for HNM window will be the one and only time your alarm doesn't go off.

I'd also like to thank the moogles, as no one is more dedicated to upholding the law as moogles are upholding their law.

[Dmhlucky]

After 3 days of farming a Carbuncle's Ruby, as friend will come out to help and get drop on the first kill. ~ There is a reason they call me "Lucky"

[Glamdring]

not my entry, and I've seen it elsewhere, but my Linkshell's motto has always been: "No matter how tough you are, there's always a rabbit that can kick your ass!"

my entry: in a pick-up group, the closer you are to death, the more likely the healer goes AFK to check their facebook/twitter/text messages, etc.

alternate: the worse the timing, the more likely the lag spike

[FENN]

YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR RERAISE HAS WORN OFF AND WHEN YOU JUST ABOUT GET NEW RERAISE BACK UP YOU GET KILLED

[XXXLBUCK]

While Camping Worms in Abyssea - La Theine, Megamaw Mikey pops every 15 minutes and Stonega IV's 8 people, killing 4 immediately...

[Bakitoo]

Every time you try to <Run Away!>, there's a Galka in the doorway...

[Bakitoo]

When rushing to a fight, the slow-walking NPC will always spawn right in front of you

[Saenomo]

Moogle's Law: Whenever Professor Shantotto offers you a job to help her, you will most likely end up dead and usually by her hand. However, telling her you can't would most likely lead to you definitely being dead and always by her hand.

[Draylo]

Position yourself to auto-run in the direction to your destination while you get a drink, come back stuck behind a bush or pebble not far from where you left.

[Seyrenne]

Moogle's Law

Get 100% TP. Use all your damage buffs. PREPARE TO UNLEASH THE FURY!
Mob uses Perfect Dodge.

[Prophets]

Moogle's Law: Item on AH for over price for try for weeks to get it.. give up and finally buy it off someone who price hiked; Price drops. /rage

[magnuss]

Finally manage to make 10 desperatly needed spaces in mog house to have some room, Square announces next Bonanza and to get your marbles now. Moogle's law there goes my space.

[magnuss]

Just when you think this Nyzel run is going exceptionally well, next floor is Lamps specific order.

[Rumi]

Take off your cloths to change jobs; creepy moogle in your house spins around and says "chaaange...job! kupopopooo!".

[noirin]

The last relic item you need for an entire set,will never drop until someone else in the party,who is said job,also wants it.

[MissAngie]

When you're one kill away from finishing your magian (weather) trial, the weather will go away right before the mob dies.

[Xarxsis]

Every time you want to engage a target monster not near anything that will link with it, it will run away from you for the next 20 seconds and you'll finally strike it the moment it has multiple friends in range that come over and help it smash your face in.

[Assassln]

You finally decide to put an item up in the auction house, due to its high value. You check back in a few days to find not only has your item not sold, but the value has dropped by 20%. That's "Moogle’s Law."

[Rinpu]

Moogle's Law:

"When you are actively hunting something, no matter how common it is supposed to be, it will suddenly become elusive."

[mystery]

you just were KO'd and upon raising you immediately get hit before can recast reraise and no one around has raise ability

[Phelan]

Moogle's Law:

Anything that can happen to deny you your ISP and EXP for Besieged, be it that one stray shot RIGHT before the enemy retreats, that random disconnect, that freak power outage that disconnects you, or any other force of nature or random event, WILL happen to everyone at least once, and sadly, more often for others...

[Mystiana]

Moogle's Law: The actual chance of breaking a synthesis is directly related to the percentage of your total gil put into it.

[humidfreak]

You pass the Stone of Wieldance only to get home to find you have 5

[Annahya]

Moogle's Law states that the result of /random, or Cast Lot, will be inversely proportional to both the contribution you have made to securing the drop, and your willingness to include friends in the endeavor.

[Dragolais]

Moogle Law ~ The likelihood of obtaining a group of friendly players to level is the opposite in proportion to the amount of time you have to play.

[Theoneforgotten]

Healing someone who's dying, and then realizing there's an incredibly tough elemental in your camera view.

[chipjohnson77]

just as you get a 100tp the mob cast absorb tp.

[Axilla]

Quickened spellcasting only works when casting Ichi, before canceling Ni.

[Kikorimo]

Zone into abyssea Tahrongi, get timed out while zoning and unable to log back in... (Stuck between zones. True story, just happened.)

[Sashimiaru]

Moogle's Law will ensure that: When fighting a group of monsters and allowing auto-target to select your next choice, it will always choose the farthest and most inconvenient one.

[Gildrein]

Great work everyone! The thread will now be closed while the Community Team selects the winners!