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Aliekber
10-26-2011, 03:42 AM
A petition to change Red Mage to Rad Mage, and give out an Artifact Skateboard to every RDM of sufficient level. We would trade our defensive magic for the power of '90s slang and fashion, and our offensive magic would be restricted to the following spells:
- Vanilla Ice I - II - III* - IV*
- Don't Copy That Floppy
- Stop (Hammer Time)
*Grellow Procs
JA:
- The Macarena (Merit Ability)
Our 2hour would change to the first live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Not, like, a reference to it; it would be the whole movie.
Like this post if you agree!
cidbahamut
10-26-2011, 03:51 AM
I was going to be all grumpy, but then I read the post and realized I completely support it.
Can we fit the Macarena in there somewhere too?
Aliekber
10-26-2011, 03:55 AM
The day I leave out the Macarena is the day I stop wearing my baseball cap backwards!
Editing OP
Stylin
10-26-2011, 07:37 AM
Don't forget our AF will be worn backwards like Kris Kross.
Aliekber
10-26-2011, 07:42 AM
An internet cookie to anyone who can 'shop up a picture of '90s-ified RDM AF. Page 1 material, that.
Mirage
10-26-2011, 08:27 AM
An internet cookie to anyone who can 'shop up a picture of '90s-ified RDM AF. Page 1 material, that.
If done well, this should be put on the main POL website.
Stylin
10-26-2011, 02:05 PM
As I wait in the line of Empyrean weps
I take a look at the list and realize there's not much left
Cause I've been buffin' and curin' so long that
Even the DD's thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never killed a mob that didn't get proc'd yet
Me, be kicked from the party, you know that's unheard of
You better watch what you're lottin', and build some pop sets
Or you and your homies might be behind in points
I really hate to trip, but I got Evis-
going /nin so my WSs have an extra hit, fool
I'm the kinda mage the little tarus wanna be like
Popping chests after fights
Killing Eph's for azure light
Been spending most our lives living in the Endgame Paradise
Running late most of the time living in the Endgame Paradise
Get blamed for most the wipes living in the Endgame Paradise
Keep wasting most our lives living in the Endgame Paradise
I miss the 90's. :p
Mageoholic
10-27-2011, 12:43 AM
In order to fully appreciate a 90's flashback, we would need to have the option to have a mullet, a flat top fade, and for the ladies you need the "aniston" for hair style options. As well I think some throwback to Seinfeld should be included, but I feel that SE should make this available to everyone. I suggest changing the winter festival to Festivus.
Mirage
10-27-2011, 05:08 AM
I miss the 90's. :p
You sure live up to your name. If that was yours anyway.
Airyl
11-03-2011, 02:46 AM
Everything in this thread is beautiful. I'm going to bookmark this forever.
Babekeke
11-06-2011, 04:05 AM
An internet cookie to anyone who can 'shop up a picture of '90s-ified RDM AF. Page 1 material, that.
Aliekber
11-09-2011, 11:23 AM
Yes!
*gives cookie*
TRiPP
11-22-2011, 11:12 AM
As much as this thread has made me lol... I unfortunately have to disagree with being Will on this one. Perhaps back when the level cap was 75. We were... However, now this is more like us now.
Stylin
11-22-2011, 12:58 PM
Carlton is over-powered. He's also a DNC.