Brillant Plan

[Onimeonokyo]

Thief's 2hr Perfect dodge should be combined with Steal to create Perfect Steal wherein you reach in the mobs chest and steal its heart and killing it. A large animation similar to the Congratulations! firework will appear over the mobs head reading: CRITICAL HIT!

You may now begin praising me.

/end troll post

[Aramaic]

I forgot what trolls like to eat!!

[Insaniac]

/trollfood

What if I'm fighting a ghost?

[Insaniac]

Just noticed you only made an account to troll the THFs. You trying out to be on the dev team?

[Onimeonokyo]

I'm sure SE will recognize my greatness with some kind of position in the company or at least a large cash reward.

[Karbuncle]

We're worried about implementing this idea because we're afraid it may make LTM useful.

I gave a response.

[Babekeke]

I gave a response.

Sorry, what's LTM? I'm sure as soon as I hit post I'll get it and seem really stupid, but in case that doesn't happen, please humour me with a response.

[Karbuncle]

Lootmonger, This is its job forum.

Didn't you get the memo? We're not longer "Thieves" (its false advertising!) So to make it easier for new players to understand their role in endgame when choosing this job, we've changed the name to "Lootmonger" or LTM for short.

Since the Dev team seems to want LTM to be nothing more than a big fat placebo pill (A.K.A TH3+) in the party, hoping we stay stupid to the true workings of TH, and not realize its actually quite meaningless pass TH2 Job Trait, We've decided THF is no longer an acceptable name, as we haven't been Thieves for years.

We're simply tools to random increase loot pool (Which, anyone /THF can do pretty much just as well if recent testing is any light on that). So technically, we're not even good Lootmonger's. We have no place!

[Caketime]

If past updates are any indicator, SCH and DNC are solid choices to ride out the last few years of the game with, as SE tends to favor their new creations over all others. WAR is also a good choice, as it is alleged that the few members of the dev team who do play are WAR main. One can easily sub LTM to any of these jobs to achieve all of the positive effects of the LTM job without actually using a party slot on one. More room for another WAR. :3

[Alaik]

LTM? THW is it. Scrubs, don't even know the job's name. :P

[Caketime]

Oh yeah? Fannies.

[FrankReynolds]

If this guy isn't on the dev team, then hes definitely from support.

[Babekeke]

Didn't you get the memo? We're not longer "Thieves" (its false advertising!) So to make it easier for new players to understand their role in endgame when choosing this job, we've changed the name to "Lootmonger" or LTM for short.

I've often thought they should just call us THX instead of THF. Then we can simply treat it like algebra, and replace the X with the amount of TH that we can produce.

[Insaniac]

"George Lucas gonna sue somebody!"