View Full Version : If You Could Kill NPCs...
Tsukino_Kaji
07-12-2011, 05:57 AM
I would lead Raminel into a dark ally and shank him for his lunch money. That'd shut him up.
OMEGA_HACK
07-12-2011, 06:04 AM
Naja. nuff said,
Tsukino_Kaji
07-12-2011, 06:12 AM
Naja. nuff said,Apperently not, because I find her to be one of the most liked NPCs around.
Miera
07-12-2011, 06:20 AM
Naja. nuff said,
^This.
Seriously, the cat must die in a fire.
Tsukino_Kaji
07-12-2011, 06:42 AM
You're just not a mithra conisour. Naja is like a fine wine you have yet to appreciate the taste of.
Zyeriis
07-12-2011, 06:46 AM
Chebukkis aren't worth killing. Torturing for eternity perhaps.
If I had to choose between killing and doing nothing to them though, I'd kill them, in the most horrible way possible.
Valonquar
07-12-2011, 06:48 AM
I've threatened to kill my moogle quite a few times after a particularly bad gardening harvest.
Korpg
07-12-2011, 06:52 AM
Any/all Galkas and most everyone in Sandy. Except the hot princess.
Also anyone the size/shape of footballs.
Neisan_Quetz
07-12-2011, 07:13 AM
Easily Bridget.
Octaviane
07-12-2011, 07:19 AM
Naja Salaheem, followed by those 3 Taru's from CoP, Cid after I extract his teeth, and last but not least Prince Pieuje. :)
Paksenarrion
07-12-2011, 07:25 AM
I would lead Raminel into a dark ally and shank him for his lunch money. That'd shut him up.
I don't even need the bonus of money to want to shank him. I just want that little *bleep* dead.
uptempo
07-12-2011, 07:28 AM
Any Galka npc and Naja.
Kiine
07-12-2011, 07:36 AM
Waoud. Hands down. I want to stab him with a flaming shark.
Tsukino_Kaji
07-12-2011, 07:39 AM
Waoud. Hands down. I want to stab him with a flaming shark.What you don't know, is that he's the BLU god in disguise.
Nianny
07-12-2011, 07:43 AM
Bastok president, CoP tarus and Cid if he doesn't get some sort of dental surgery.
Zyeriis
07-12-2011, 07:52 AM
Exoroche, worst father in the game, aside from Destin. Some one needs to kill him. I know what you're thinking: "Then Ailbeche would whine even more about his dead father." So? He's a coward, what's he gonna do?
Also...Ulrich...Bastok Past President....Pius....Amimi (the chocobo taru in Windurst for not being an Elvaan woman. Who does she think she is?)...Wolfgang...Ensetsu (ninja questline, he's my clone, I hate him)...Kupipi....Shami (who'd you just call a sucker? Beg for your life...)
The list goes on....
Tsukino_Kaji
07-12-2011, 07:53 AM
Mamaulabion... that creepy elf needs to be expunged.
RabidSquirrel
07-12-2011, 08:31 AM
Prishe. Because she's an angry, rough, tough, smack talkin', little girl like every other angry, rough, tough, smack talkin', little girl in Japanese media. That kind of character always drives me nuts.
And your sig isn't helping, Tsukino. At least I don't post to these forums much.
Nianny
07-12-2011, 08:34 AM
I love your sig Tsukino, everytime I look at prishe now I can't help but imagine her yelling that speech in that unique eventually annoying way of hers. :)
Khajit
07-12-2011, 08:35 AM
I was severely disappointed when naja wasn't on the list of people to kill for that girly bcnm. It killed all my interest in it since i was hoping to spam it for the sole purpose of murdering naja over and over.
Tannlore
07-12-2011, 08:42 AM
Naja... I'd drag her out into the middle of Aht Urhgan during Besige and scare off the beastmen horde by showing them how brutal I could be by killing her in front of them. :p Then I would take over her company, run it the right way so it wouldn't be in the red all the freakin time..... hello Goblin slaves.
Khajit
07-12-2011, 08:45 AM
It's in the red because she takes the cash for herself. Just eliminating her would solve that problem. Well that and the fact that her employees are essentially tricked into slave labour so they tend to be quite motivated when it comes to ensuring Naja doesn't make any money.
Tsukino_Kaji
07-12-2011, 08:46 AM
You couldn't take her, Naja bribed her way out of all the past nerfs.
Neika
07-12-2011, 09:24 AM
That DNC npc in the WotG storyline with the lisp...guy drives me up the wall. And those 3 tarutaru from CoP....I really hated those guys lol.
Tannlore
07-12-2011, 09:41 AM
You couldn't take her, Naja bribed her way out of all the past nerfs.
Sure I could, she's still bound by PS2 limitations after all
I'm not sure. I think at the moment, I'd want to kill Joachim/Gilgamesh, because I'm sick of freaking Pirates and their pirate lingo (Seriously -- Making Gilgamesh spew story for Abyssea? Headache.)
The Dancer in The WotG Missions with the lisp would be up there too.
Oddly enough, I've always wanted to kill that kid from CoP too -- probably because I could never spell his name right (Seth'Lus? Sel'thus? I forget now.)
Oh! And Adelheid. Solely because of that Bastok [S] Quest "Fire in the Hole."
Neika
07-12-2011, 10:03 AM
OMG i totally forgot about adelheid! Stupid sch can't even cure herself!
Korpg
07-12-2011, 10:09 AM
I'll do something else with Naja instead of bumping her off.....well, I'll still bump her, but not off....
Zyeriis
07-12-2011, 10:20 AM
IThe Dancer in The WotG Missions with the lisp would be up there too.
>:O Marakov must die! Let's lynch Cait Sith entirely while we're at it.
Also...Nanaa Mihgo...for SO many reasons.
Then there's Hinaree. Stop telling my about your long-dead husband in your introduction or join him!
Semih Lafihna (Sibyl Guard Leader)...
Kaduru-Haiduru for denying my coins just because I used his idiot brother for a free warp out of Aht Urhgan...
The list goes on and here's how I make enemies. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsL3QkA97nE)
Nianny
07-12-2011, 10:30 AM
>:O Marakov must die! Let's lynch Cait Sith entirely while we're at it.
Also...Nanaa Mihgo...for SO many reasons.
Then there's Hinaree. Stop telling my about your long-dead husband in your introduction or join him!
Semih Lafihna (Sibyl Guard Leader)...
Kaduru-Haiduru for denying my coins just because I used his idiot brother for a free warp out of Aht Urhgan...
The list goes on and here's how I make enemies. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsL3QkA97nE)
Kaduru - Haiduru! I add him to my list... had forgotten how annoyed I was the first time I used his brother in WG back in the day and then he wouldn't warp me out because of it.
Also, the LB Moogle for 75+.
Tsukino_Kaji
07-12-2011, 10:30 AM
Also...Nanaa Mihgo...for SO many reasons.Hey man, no messin' with the Top Cat. You'll make the kittens angry.
Tommykun
07-12-2011, 12:00 PM
The religious prince from San D'Oria. Always bowing to the will of the church, never thinking about the safety of the nation or its people... -sigh-
Oh, and the taru AH NPC in Port Jeuno. He just gripes me and I think he's ripping me off.
Mordanthos
07-12-2011, 03:00 PM
Id kill every NPC in Port Jeuno so everyone stops cluttering the place up. This new yell thing is a step in the right direction. As well as AH all being linked. I think they even made Aby NPCS in most areas now too. to complete congestion problems /yell needs to be server wide no matter where u are.
And to get back to topic, kill all NPC in Jeuno so people leave and do something for a change.
Zyeriis
07-12-2011, 03:01 PM
Id kill every NPC in Port Jeuno so everyone stops cluttering the place up. This new yell thing is a step in the right direction. As well as AH all being linked. I think they even made Aby NPCS in most areas now too. to complete congestion problems /yell needs to be server wide no matter where u are.
And to get back to topic, kill all NPC in Jeuno so people leave and do something for a change.
That there's a double edged sword. You won't need to be there either.
Calexis
07-12-2011, 03:27 PM
Mayakov, definitely!
I'm surprised how many people voted to off Naja, thought most people were brainwashed into loving her. :P
And I'd be fine in a world without Cid.
Chamama. Bludgeon her with a smooth stone.
"It's no good, dearie. We'll just have to find another one!"
"Oh, no, Chamama. It's the perfect size. Let me show you what it's the perfect size for..."
Ravenmore
07-12-2011, 04:09 PM
Naja Salaheem, followed by those 3 Taru's from CoP, Cid after I extract his teeth, and last but not least Prince Pieuje. :)
This is not inuyasha you can't forge his teeth into a sword. ^.^
Tsukino_Kaji
07-12-2011, 04:11 PM
There's no watermelon vendor in this game right? That guy scares the hell out of me. >.>
Gotterdammerung
07-12-2011, 10:52 PM
My moogle- because he steals from me and plots my demise with my snowmen.
The 3 Sibling Taru's from CoP- because they got it coming.
The taru child in miseraux A who screams for his lost parents non-stop- Just to shut him up and possibly to put him out of his misery.
All of the Aht Urgan Generals
And the leader of the Aht Urgan Mercenaries.
Nakahito
07-13-2011, 12:32 AM
Argus, just in case he has a Peacock Charm on him.
Neisan_Quetz
07-13-2011, 12:55 AM
My moogle- because he steals from me and plots my demise with my snowmen.
The 3 Sibling Taru's from CoP- because they got it coming.
The taru child in miseraux A who screams for his lost parents non-stop- Just to shut him up and possibly to put him out of his misery.
All of the Aht Urgan Generals
And the leader of the Aht Urgan Mercenaries.
Isn't that child idk, dead already?
Darkwizardzin
07-13-2011, 02:57 AM
I'd duel Shantotto just to prove I am the better black mage. Then like everyone else I would go after Naja.
Arcon
07-13-2011, 04:30 AM
Prishe > Shantotto > CoP Tarus > Cardians > all other Tarus > Lilisette
Prishe is the only thing that I absolutely hated about the CoP story, both her behaviour and her role in the storyline.
Naja is passively annoying. She's more like "Enter spam, whatever" than "GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN" like Prishe and Shantotto. But if I had to murder her, it would be right after the Tarutaru genocide. Cardians and Tarus are the reason a story buff like me still skips cutscenes. I know it's supposed to be a feature, but deciphering the text should not be one of the challenges of this game.
Rafien
07-13-2011, 04:37 AM
I would destroy everything and anything related to Windy. Period..
Every time I walk into that town, I shout how much I hate it!
Zoner
07-13-2011, 05:43 AM
Don't forget about Drill Sergeant Rongelouts
Malacite
07-13-2011, 06:45 AM
1) Naja
2) The "Flanders Taru" (you all know who I mean)
3) My Moogle
4) Luto
5) Invincible Shield
Geebee
07-13-2011, 07:04 AM
Naja. nuff said,
No Naja is funny its nice to have some tardy chat ingame I wanna spank to Lottery moogle though if I could, I'm sick of not winning anything decent >< 6 years so far ................ /cry and nothing but MH junk
Avidon
07-13-2011, 08:57 AM
Nag'molada... Every time i see him in a new CS/Story, I get so pissed, because I know that guy is going to be some double, nae, triple agent in the story thats going to leave me all confused... and my character gets to act like i had never seen him before.
Seriously, all of our characters are stupid for not taking him out the moment we see him again in another Story line.
Tsukino_Kaji
07-13-2011, 12:44 PM
Then like everyone else I would go after Naja.Oh, I'd go after Naja alright.
Jackastheripper
07-13-2011, 01:13 PM
Naja, Shantotto, then all the rest of the taru's (cardigans included) except for star sybil because she is the only one that doesn't talk like a complete ass.
Ravenmore
07-13-2011, 05:55 PM
Naja, Shantotto, then all the rest of the taru's (cardigans included) except for star sybil because she is the only one that doesn't talk like a complete ass.
Her and shantotto and a couple others are the only ones a can understand with out wanting to rip my eyes out.
Octaviane
07-14-2011, 12:50 AM
Don't forget about Drill Sergeant Rongelouts
OMG! I forgot about him lemmeathim.
Swords
07-14-2011, 12:56 AM
Every DAMN TARU that tries to end their words with taru or some other retarded cutesy sounding bullshit, and of course the Taru Queen of Absurd Guffaws Shantotto.
Korpg
07-14-2011, 01:43 AM
Lion.
Oh wait...
*spoilers*
She survives
*spoilers*
Miera
07-14-2011, 02:34 AM
Did I mention all the stuck up racist elvaans in the Chateau? They all must die the racist pricks D:
Tsukino_Kaji
07-14-2011, 04:12 AM
Naja, Shantotto, then all the rest of the taru's (cardigans included) except for star sybil because she is the only one that doesn't talk like a complete ass.Damn those cardigans! /em shakes his fist ruefully!
Raxiaz
07-14-2011, 04:59 AM
The Magian Moogle for weapon upgrades, for sure.
Octaviane
07-14-2011, 07:24 AM
Also Shami who always calls you a sucker each time you trade him seals. I always want to shove an Orb down his scrawny throat. :)
I can't remember the NPC name but he is the BLU NPC in the Gobbie Shop in Lower Jeuno that you trade Nyzul Weapons to. I could just scream every time he says "eeh hee hee."
Also Shami who always calls you a sucker each time you trade him seals. I always want to shove an Orb down his scrawny throat. :)
I wouldn't call anything of his scrawny.
Jackastheripper
07-14-2011, 09:12 AM
The cardigans especially!!! Cid can make a god damn flying boat with cannons but the taru's, the APPARENT magical masters of Vanadiel, can't even magic up a somewhat readable/understandable language program for their damn magical dolls!!!
Midorikaze
07-14-2011, 11:07 AM
Shami, because he calls me a sucker (I can read your mind, buddy!) and Cid because his face freaks me out. O.o;;
There a few more but I can't think of them right now :p
And Mamaulabion isn't so bad, but still a tad creepy with his "thuper dee duper rare itemth" that he needs for his "experimenth" that he can keep to himself XD