Okay so because I want to be crazy and propose weird theories about who Masked Mage is, I will give you these two images:
OR
And yes, neither one of these makes sense, which is PRECISELY why I suspect it the most! Yes, Derplander has been hiding secrets from us!!!! Nevermind the fact that Derplander is a representation of us...and doesn't appear in the game itself...or...well all those logical incongruities ASIDE!
Ahem.
OR IT IS ALFINO/ALPHINAUD! Come on, people. He looks way too innocent! And look at his lips! THEY ARE TOTALLY THE SAME LIPS as this dude:
Did anyone else notice that there are two Alfino/Alphinauds?? I think one of them is a female, though. Sister? An
evil sister, clearly, equally fond of creepy masks! YES! I have uncovered it all!!!
MAKE WAY, Anonymoose and Catapult (and those other loremongers I can never remember), I am moving in on ya territory, ya awful ahrimans, ya!!! DESTROYING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AT DA SAME TIME, TU! YO! BETTA RECOGNIZE!