Eorzea Haiku Contest Entry Thread (EU)

[Gildrein]

After reading the Eorzea Haiku Contest's official contest rules, please post your entry in this thread.

Entry Period
7 February, 2013 3:30 a.m. (GMT) to 14 February, 2013 10:00 a.m. (GMT)

Notes:

• Create a Haiku about Eorzea.
  
• A Haiku is a Japanese lyric based verse with three lines alternating with five syllables on the first line, seven syllables on the second line and five syllables on the third line. The lines do not rhyme with each other.
  
  Example:

Fighting the Dodos (5 Syllables)
Will there be an end to them (7 Syllables)
The bane of my life (5 Syllables)

• Entries are limited to one per person. In the case of multiple entries being submitted, only the first one will be accepted.
• Once you have submitted your entry, you will be unable to edit your post.
• Entries will be judged on humour.

German and French speaking players can submit their entry on these threads:

• German Thread (German)
• French Thread (French)

[Stephen]

Yoshida Sama
βeta (can I have it?) please
or just the benchmark? <3

[AkiRouscelia]

New economic
restructure, good-bye
my precious gil

[radstar88]

Farming for boar hides
Oh hello again stupid bot
Reported once more

[Mjollnir]

A Fabulous Prize:
Access to the Beta Test!
<- Legacy Account ><

[Pandemonium]

The sky is blood red

Fire and brimstone all around

Ba-ha-mut was here!

[Vantol]

Ten flops in a row
My dear woozy melding luck
Why are you so cruel

[Miliant]

A perfect battle
I thought we would win for sure
Animation Lock

[TenraiNagi]

Dalamud's descent
Devs and Twelve playing soccer
Rukkiri steals ball

[Joelian]

Carbuncle is here
His ruby is that shiny
The light in the dark