Lalafell's are bite size. How do you cook yours?

[TrystWildkey]

/shout LF 1 WHM Hyur, Elezen, Roegadyn, Mi'qote 7/8 we ate out Lalafell WHM

Hehehehehe

Nice Freudian slip there, I like it ^^

[HiirNoivl]

Hehehehehe

Nice Freudian slip there, I like it ^^

*fans herself* Oh dear me. :3

[Matter]

Is it bad I endorse in race cannibalism and i actually can agree with some of the lala eaters here? I'm getting hungry reading all these comments! :V

[ZakarnRosewood]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of YOUR Lalafel?

[Gugnir]

I just want to point out that eating a Lalafell is very bad for your health. Side effects may include:

rectal-cranial inversion
toe jam football
minor blindness
slight cardiac arrhythmia
a touch of rigor
Idiopathic Colitis
Random Dyslexia
Sticky Wicket
Bee's Knees
Chocobo Fever
Death
Death by firing squad
Death by flare
Death by mega flare
excessive nasal mucous
sudden and unexplained onset of hives
eye farts
appearance of extra digits (hands/feet)
uncontrollable obsession with Liberace
swallowing of tongue
intermittent ignorance


Sources:
A.J Durai. Drugs of Abuse—First Edition. Gridania, Safe Practice Management, Free Company, 2013.

"Lalamphetamine". National Drug Center of Ul'dah.. Retrieved, Second Umbral Moon 5th Name Day.

Shatotto. "Lalamphetamine-induced degeneration of dopaminergic neurons and effects of autophagy and upregulation of dopamine synthesis on lower life forms". The Journal of Lalascience : the official journal of the Society for Lalascience, Ul'dah.

[Delsus]

I just want to point out that eating a Lalafell is very bad for your health. Side effects may include:

rectal-cranial inversion
toe jam football
minor blindness
slight cardiac arrhythmia
a touch of rigor
Idiopathic Colitis
Random Dyslexia
Sticky Wicket
Bee's Knees
Chocobo Fever
Death
Death by firing squad
Death by flare
Death by mega flare
excessive nasal mucous
sudden and unexplained onset of hives
eye farts
appearance of extra digits (hands/feet)
uncontrollable obsession with Liberace
swallowing of tongue
intermittent ignorance




Sources:
A.J Durai. Drugs of Abuse—First Edition. Gridania, Safe Practice Management, Free Company, 2013.

"Lalamphetamine". National Drug Center of Ul'dah.. Retrieved, Second Umbral Moon 5th Name Day.

Shatotto. "Lalamphetamine-induced degeneration of dopaminergic neurons and effects of autophagy and upregulation of dopamine synthesis on lower life forms". The Journal of Lalascience : the official journal of the Society for Lalascience, Ul'dah.

Lalafell burgers give you the /jpbutton command allowing you to oneshot mobs and get any drop you want.

[HiirNoivl]

o.o That roegadyn... so much wrong... Clearly this roegadyn did not heed the warnings about eating Lalafells....

[AmandaHuggenkiss]