What if Dalamud Contest Entry Thread

[Tweeky]

What if Dalamud was actually carrying an invading army of rapping female Roegadyn disco dancers who are coming to replace all the Chocobo mounts with Snurble mounts and then turn Ul'dah into one big dance club.

[Stedragonclaw]

What if Dalamud.... was really just the eye of Yoshi-P and he has finally shown us how he can be everywhere and know everything all the time!

[Wannes]

What if Dalamud was actually not a moon but a spacecraft from a faraway world, containing intelligent and friendly species, slowly coming closer to finally land in Eorzea offering their help to the overworked slaves of Yoshi P. to create Final Fantasy XIV A Realm Reborn.

[syntaxlies]

What if Dalamud was actually i giant shrinking ray which has been shrinking everything this whole time giving the illusion that Dalumud is in fact getting bigger.

[Ryuko]

What if Dalamud was not actually a satellite floating beyond our world, but instead a phenomenon found entirely within Eorzea's atmosphere; as thirst for power grows, so does Dalamud. When the thirst of man becomes too great, Dalamud descends as the great equalizer, forcing us to start over from scratch.

[Chopin]

What if Dalamud was actually harbouring a tyrant born of an experiment infernal, a Hydaelyn plunged into darkness eternal! Shantottofication is immanent! Ohohohoho!

[Zeille]

What if Dalamud was an incubation chamber for a modern day HD remake of Final Fanta$y 7?

[Sasunaich]

We would like to thank everyone for their fantastic submissions! The entry period has come to an end and the thread has been locked. The Community Team is checking all of your amazing entries and we will be announcing the winners on Friday, November 9th 2012 11:00 GMT. May the best entry win!