What if Dalamud Contest Entry Thread

[Youmukon]

After reading the What if Dalamud Contest’s official contest rules, please post your entry in this thread.

Entry Period
29 October, 2012 11:00am (GMT) to 7 November 2012 11:00am (GMT)

Notes:

• Complete the following sentence using no more than 50 words:

“What if Dalamud was actually…”

• Entries that exceed 50 words will not be accepted.
• Entries are limited to one per person. In the case of multiple entries being submitted, only the first one will be accepted.
• Once you have submitted your entry, you will be unable to edit your post.
• Entries will be judged on humour.

German and French speaking players can submit their entry on these threads:

• German Thread (German)
• French Thread (French)

[Youmukon]

Please post your entries in the following format:

What if Dalamud was actually a giant meatball in which the only way to stop it would be to teleport everyone onto it and consume it before it hits Eorzea?

[inrainbows]

What if Dalamud is the world of another MMO, it's inhabitants wondering why this huge planet is about to destroy there lag-free world of 3D (red) grass?

[Fadigre]

What if Dalamud was the set for a late 1990s film in which Bruce Willis restores his acting career by leading a team of expert oil drillers into space to detonate a nuclear device on the planet-wide threat with a cheesy cliché causing Willis accepts his daughter’s late love interest.

[Fadigre]

ARgh, typo! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Tiarny]

What if Dalamud was actually just trying to ask for directions?

[Jinrya-Geki]

What if Dalamud really makes lalafels into Tonberries, and unlocks Red Wizard as a new advanced role?

[Kule]

What if Dalamud was actually an integral part of Eorzea's gravitational rotation and per destroying it, Eorzea sets off on an adventure through the cosmos.

[Tango]

What if Dalamud was all part of the master plan from the beginning. Would you still have played knowing how it was going to end? Will all this have been worth it when 2.0 arrives? Only time will tell.

[Volfield]

What if Dalamud was actually a giant piñata?