What if Dalamud was actually the return back of last staff team?
What if Dalamud was actually the return back of last staff team?
What if Dalamud is actually a giant mega-flare, a result of Bahamut being egged on by angry moogles who've endured one too many podgey remarks... 'go on, do a REALLY big one!'
What if Dalamud was actually an awesomely advanced alien artifact allowing alternative achievements, adjusting an already activated Armageddon-apparatus?
What if dalamud was actually the void where all void sent live. Meaning the closer dalamud gets to hydalyn the more void sent can slip through the gaps to our reality.
What if Dalamud was actually the wrath of a million Dodos, wishing to seek vengeance on us for all of the hunting we've done on them!?
What if Dalamud is actually a Giant, Shiny Bauble of Doom approaching Silvertear lake to decorate Midgardsomr, just in the for the Starlight Celebration but mistakenly killing us all?! Damn you, Smilebringers! It was your fault all along!
What if Dalamud was a red blotch on your screen that is just too hard to clean off?
What if Dalamud was actually a giant Moogle Pom-pom! =D
What if Dalamund was a big Jack-o-Lantern the imps created to scare all the adventures for stealing their cookies last year. This year is pay-back time.
What if Dalamud was actually Good king mog's true pompom, thus giving the only reason the moogles would ever lose to us is they were not at full power at the time, and now will take there place as our rightful overlords of all the land...then it KUPO TIME!
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