FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Aldora]

Granted, however the melder never stops melding and picks materia randomly resulting in your THM gear fully melded with STR materia.

I wish i could be a Blue Mage.

Granted! It's morning and the birds are chirping outside. The sun shines through the window, right into your eyes. You wake up, stretch and get out of bed. As you open the doors of your wardrobe and see the collection of gear you've stored in there, you start to think... "It's been a while since I've practiced my magic skills, so i'll be training my Conjury skills for today!". You grab your robe from the wardrobe and get dressed. As you look in the mirror, you see a reflection of you in your newly aquired Blue Linen Robe of the Mind. You think to yourself "Boy, do i look fabulous in blue!" as you walk out your room at the Caline Canopy, on your way to get some Treespeak Guildleve's.

I wish i could catch an Opo-Opo and train it to be my trusty companion in battle.

[Kirol]

I wish i could catch an Opo-Opo and train it to be my trusty companion in battle.

You beat an Opo-opo to near death, though decide to spare its life. Offering it respite and succor, it begins to liken itself to your personality and wisdom.
Eventually, you understand each other well enough to train together as sparring partners, and decided after some time to test your mettle in battle against other monsters.
While wandering around the Shroud, you approach a group of Opo Opos who appear to be familiar with your friend, who turns around and joins them in beating you down.
You wake up still in the shroud, with almost all of your inventory taken from you.
Unsure of what happened, you equip yourself with your weathered clothes that you first visited Eorzea with, and walk towards Gridanian boarders. Thus, your adventure begins anew.

I wish I could wear one of the Wood Wailer's masks...

[StellarD]

Granted, however to obtain the mask you had to do a serious of quests for Nicoliaux, despite being a prankster you beleive you have earned his trust enough for him to not prank you. You soon realise this was a mistake as once you try to take the mask off you discover you have been pranked after all and that in actual fact you are glued to the mask. Try as you might the mask wont budge, which angers you because you just got a Darklight Helm after many failed attempts in the past. Heartbroken, you watch as it drops from your loot list. Its only then that your tears loosen the glue enough for the mask to fall off. Searching the area for the Darklight Helm you fail to find it on the ground anywhere until you notice in the distance the Helm hanging from a Goblins backpack as he disappears over the Horizon.

I wish I could ride the Great Buffalo

[Forerunner]

Granted, however the Great Buffalo is a rugged beast and ignores your commands. After accidentally wiping your party with his footsteps, he leads you into the darkest depths of Mor Dhona only to abandon you surrounded by hungry Rainbow Basilisks...

I wish I could become the King of the Pirates!

[Galliano]

Granted! However upon your promotion to Pirate King, you drink copious amounts rum in celebration. Then, in your horribly intoxicated state, you stagger across the deck of your ship and accidentally walk the plank! You awake in the morning, washed up on the sands of Ale Port, to see your trusty vessel sailing away in the distance captained by your first mate.

Arrrr! blasted rum!

I wish I could have early access to 2.0 (even before beta!)

[YUGON]

Wish Granted!

But since you are the only one in 2.0, the only thing you can do is craft. After days and days of crafting, all the NPC's run out of materials, and the only thing left for you to do, is rest at your inn. After some time, SE release version 2.1, and you are abandoned in 2.0 forever.

I wish I could meet Yoshida-san in game!

[Emraldilian]

Granted, unfortunately Yoshida's avatar took the form of your worst nightmare, you begin to run, and he chases you down in an attempt to introduce himself which scared you from ever playing the game again.

I wish I could be a miqo'te-lalafell hybrid, small with cat features.

[YUGON]

Wish Granted!!

You become Garfield!

I wish I could have an Epoch! (Yeah, the one from Chrono Trigger)

[Serpico]

granted! but with increases of fuel prices it would cost too much and you could not use it
I wish i could get married, have a children and a beautiful house, I'm tired of sleeping in a ul'dah hovel

Wish Granted!!

You become Garfield!

I wish I could have an Epoch! (Yeah, the one from Chrono Trigger)

[Forerunner]

Granted! However upon your promotion to Pirate King, you drink copious amounts rum in celebration. Then, in your horribly intoxicated state, you stagger across the deck of your ship and accidentally walk the plank! You awake in the morning, washed up on the sands of Ale Port, to see your trusty vessel sailing away in the distance captained by your first mate.

Arrrr! blasted rum!

But I ate a Devil Fruit! I can't swim... o.o who saved me?

I wish i could get married, have a children and a beautiful house, I'm tired of sleeping in a ul'dah hovel

Granted! You and your family build a magnificent house on a well protected plateau! You live a peaceful life, even with the current Garlean invasion.

I wish I could grant everyone's wishes!