FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Serpico]

Granted, but you better watch out because the hunting season is open now...

I wish i could see goofy and donald duck in this game... (or maybe not)

[Black-Cat]

Granted, Never mind. I lied. I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Alkar]

Granted, Never mind. I lied. I wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted.


Wait... you can't wish for more wishes, that's the rule! Sorry

I wish I could be a Moogle!

[Matsume]

Granted.


Wait... you can't wish for more wishes, that's the rule! Sorry

I wish I could be a Moogle!

Granted, unfortuneately you did not wish to speak the moogle language as well. Thus you are unable to comprehend the moogles but can still speak your native tongue which forces you to communicate with Eorzeans. This is why some Eorzeans think they can speak to moogles, when in reality they are speaking to Eorzeans-turned-to moogles. The Eorzeans also think you are insane because you attempt to tell them you wished to become a moogle. This leads to your innevitable issolation. But at least you have wings and can fly.

I wish ...to taste barbecued chocobo!

[Khazar]

I wish ...to taste barbecued chocobo!

Granted. But it was a dream and when you wake up you were chewing the bed linen.

I wish Dalamud falls on Ul'dah bwahaahaha!

[GodaiChikara]

I wish ...to taste barbecued chocobo!

Granted, Unfortunately the Colonel would have a few things to say about this~ you may be executed to protect his secret recipe~

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

[Delsus]

Granted, Unfortunately the Colonel would have a few things to say about this~ you may be executed to protect his secret recipe~

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

Granted. But you got teleported to Dalamud because there is no where else no one would pick on you.

I wish I could jump to Dalamud and drive my lance through it.

[Tarusclera]

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile.

[Narctiss]

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

Granted. A wandering 'alchemist' (that looks surprisingly like two imps, one stood on the others shoulders in a cloak..) gives you a potion that will make you grow every time you 'pack a punch' as a Monk.
Running off with glee, you go off to find some Moogles to punch and finally be the size of every other healthy 'larger' race and never be picked on for your small size again!
Upon finding some poor lone Moogle outside Gridania, you start to punch him around a little and feel yourself growing, little by little, on every punch. In your enthusiasm and joy of receiving your wish you focus your mind and use Hundred Fists.
Everything seems fine until your ability to keep punching with Hundred Fists ends.. It's then that the magic in the growth potion catches up to the ludicrously fast punches you gave and you find yourself growing as big as the forest!
Panicking and afraid, you stomp towards Gridania, crushing the forest under foot. The guards spot you and start calling others to arms. Help! A monsters! A monster of the greenwrath!

There's a new Notorious Monster in Gridania. It's name is Godai Chikara. Can you best the beast?



Wish: To received the spear of Odin himself: Gungnir.

[Samwise]

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile.

Granted. But you know how many gill you will spend by the dentist !?!?

I wish to fart as a Dodo!