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    Caimie_Tsukino's Avatar
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    Caimie Tsukino
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    Zalera
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    Crafting humor - funny stuff :)

    I think it'd be nice to create a thread about anything funny (can be a story or incident you had, or even a single picture) that you have encountered related to crafting. I'll take the lead here... this is a picture I made today :
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    “The best crafter is not the one with the best stats, but the one who makes the best use of one’s stats” – By Caimie Tsukino

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    Tempest Deep
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    Twintania
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    Arcanist Lv 80
    I could use that for 'tried to eat too soon after tea and the buff didn't go on, but started craft anyway'. That's one that makes me do that.
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    Song Sparrow
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    Balmung
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    Goldsmith Lv 90
    i have a friend who i make gear for and something ALWAYS happens and the craft either breaks or NQs. he's cursed. even if it's my fault he's cursed.
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    cerise leclaire
    (bad omnicrafter & terrible astrologian)

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    Adeacia Lightheart
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    Adamantoise
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    White Mage Lv 90
    I was crafting Resistance Material for custom deliveries. I find those hard to get enough collectability on (for Max reward) This time, after a struggle, I managed to max it out completely. Only to discover when I finished it, I had forgotten to make it a collectable to begin with.
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    Miss Ayumi
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    Behemoth
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    Red Mage Lv 70
    Quote Originally Posted by Adeacia View Post
    I was crafting Resistance Material for custom deliveries. I find those hard to get enough collectability on (for Max reward) This time, after a struggle, I managed to max it out completely. Only to discover when I finished it, I had forgotten to make it a collectable to begin with.

    This happens to me sometimes... lol
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    Sylvestre Solscribe
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    Ragnarok
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    Summoner Lv 90
    Well, I was crafting for a friend and by the end I got very unlucky and got something like 5 or 6 failed actions.

    He saw the craft failing and asked if it was OK, I told him I wasn't sure if I'd be able to safely finish the craft, so I proposée to waste not.

    He refused.

    So I went along with the craft and unfortunately didn't have enough CP to recast steady hand for the last progress turn and I couldn't use careful synthesis.

    I told him, alright so here we are, there are 40% chance your craft will fail.

    We were something like 10 on the discord channel. And everyone was like " come on you can do it" n stuff.

    Many people actually came at the free company house to see it, and then I'm like

    "OK, I'm gonna press"
    ...
    ...
    ...
    *cling*
    ...
    "failed"

    The entire discord started laughing

    It was a rather expensive craft, and the guy was kinda poor.

    But I had my pride so I bought back all the mats and made him his item eight after.
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    Ferris Straynge
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    Archer Lv 80
    Nothing like opening that Treasure chest I just got from the latest greatest map only to realize I'm still a crafter and getting one shotted by the mob and losing my treasure. I can't tell you how many times I've done that lol. They really need a pop up warning asking "Are you sure you want to open this treasure chest looking like that?"
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    Ferris Straynge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adeacia View Post
    I was crafting Resistance Material for custom deliveries. I find those hard to get enough collectability on (for Max reward) This time, after a struggle, I managed to max it out completely. Only to discover when I finished it, I had forgotten to make it a collectable to begin with.
    Haha, I do that all the time especially on Custom Deliveries. I make all of them then can't figure out why they won't take them from me. One little button can completely destroy the best of plans lol.
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    Jace Ossura
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    Gilgamesh
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    Goldsmith Lv 90
    "WHY DO THEY LET YOU MAKE THE COLLECTIBLE ONLY TURN IN AS A NORMAL ITEM?"
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    Calene Ntor
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    Lamia
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    Conjurer Lv 70
    Quote Originally Posted by Straynge View Post
    Nothing like opening that Treasure chest I just got from the latest greatest map only to realize I'm still a crafter and getting one shotted by the mob and losing my treasure. I can't tell you how many times I've done that lol. They really need a pop up warning asking "Are you sure you want to open this treasure chest looking like that?"
    So many S-Ranks this apst week as I've been laser focused on finishing my WVR to 70 quest...

    I've thrown so many crafting macros at S-Ranks...
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