My retainers are either lazy or thieves.

[Zsolen]

I love it when mine bring back couches. Much to the dismay of FC mates and friends, I have to make the curb jokes. It is essential.

[AmemeAmeklin]

Yesterday my retainer decided to go the extra mile and grill the fish before giving it to me.

Nice to know they're thinking of me.

[TheMightyMollusk]

I think my retainers just picked up a ton of fish for cheap somewhere and threw them in the pond by my house. When they don't feel like robbing someone else going for a walk, they just fish something up and hand it to me. Then they'll bring me random dungeon gear for a day or two while the fish repopulate.

[MiniOmegaDragon]

one of mine keep's bringing me retaner fant's XD and other that are lv 70 bring me FISH out of all things
a fliping fish O_O

[Brightamethyst]

Back when ventures were still regular items, a retainer once brought me back... a venture.

[GenBroadaxe]

My miner somehow has managed to bring me not one, but two HQ hammerhead sharks and my fisher has brought me a tree. I really want to know where they're mining/fishing...

[Blokeymon]

Blokeh: Hey Sarisa, my favourite Ul'Dah-based retainer, how's the Botany life working out?

Sarisa: Oh hey boss. Yeah, all good, thanks. Looking tip-top yourself, sir.

Blokeh: Aw stobbit, you'll have me blushing... so anyways, that quick venture you just been on. Get anything good? Some birch logs? A few sprigs of Rosemary? Maybe some sweet, sweet Cotton Bolls?

Sarisa: Kinda... I killed Titan and forged his heart into this giant claymore. Here, try it out.

Blokeh: o. 0

[Sabora_Makingai]

This is my new favorite thread <3

[Cincierta]

I once had a retainer bring back a roof, a housing exterior, and a banner. How the hell she managed to carry that back in her pack is still a mystery to me.