Trolling as a healer

[Magnedeus]

Annnnd blacklisted.

[Duskane]

Play Ast
Give everyone but bard or monk spear
Give machinist arrow
Place bole on any dps
Give spire to healers
Ewer to Drk or BLM
Go noct if a Scholar is in group

[Mirch]

it is soooo easy to troll as healer.

1) go in the feast
2) run in circles
3) every now and then throw a healing spell to a random party member
4) use "Nice Job" quick chat if someone of your team dies
5.A) if your party is winning, stay by your foes, you have to /comfort them
5.B) if your party is losing, spam "Fall Back!" quick chat, because you need to reorganize your strategy

if you prefer pve, simply point finger and blame others: "man you were literally on the center of the aoe", "boy, really? I could have dodge that AoE with 999 ping and eyes closed", "Wow tank, use CD when tank burst, for CD i mean use all of em" or "wow tank you died with all those CDs up? wow, guys kick this dude"

[CryBloodwing]

I have only "trolled" once, and that was because a DPS pulled the boss...while the tank was telling the new players advice on the boss. I just let him die and danced.

[Wice]

Play Ast
Give everyone but bard or monk spear
Give machinist arrow
Place bole on any dps
Give spire to healers
Ewer to Drk or BLM
Go noct if a Scholar is in group

For raw trolling as an AST, I'd amend the first rule here. What I'd advise is make sure your party has a Bard and a Dragoon. Then constantly play spear on the Dragoon and refuse to put it on the Bard. When party asks why you're doing this, explain that it's obvious that the spear goes on the guy who wields a spear and that nothing else makes sense. For consistency always play Arrow on the Bard.

[Heliantheae]

Play Ast

Go noct if a Scholar is in group

[van_arn]

Annnnd blacklisted.

spotted the boring one

A true healer loves chaos.

A masterful healer causes it.

[Connor]

Doing 0 DPS would be the ultimate healer troll from what I’ve seen posted. Make sure to cast Physick / Cure / Benefic instead of oGCD heals, but beware that you may inadvertently murder your party members by causing them to have an aneurysm

[Ramesses]

I couldn't have said it any clearer. Troll me as a healer and that is exactly what will happen.

[Sunspawn]

I couldn't have said it any clearer. Troll me as a healer and that is exactly what will happen.

Ooof, edgy.