Why does Ifrit cross the street ?
I don't know but it was dashing !
Why does Garuda cross the street ?
She doesn't cross, worm ! She comes to rip your eyes out !
Why does Titan cross the street ?
Because the land slided below him.
Why does Leviathan cross the street ?
To knock you out in that pool.
Why does Ramuh cross the street ?
He tripped on his beard and thus the lord of thunder rolled on the road.
Why does Shiva cross the street ?
Why does Moogle Mog cross the street ?
How dare you question his Highness the Good King Moggle Mog XII ?! Off with your head !
Why does Odin cross the street ?
Because Sleipnir saw somone holding 20$ for him.
Sorry, maybe I shouldn't have posted these... *hides*