Why should you join Kitchen Knights?
To tell the story of Kitchen Knights is to tell the story of its founder, Hans Fafalafel. Born in 1861, Hans grew up in a time with unparalleled demand for shoes. To sate this obvious need, Hans poured his passion and enthusiasm into shoemaking. By the age of 16 he'd earned a repuation for quality footwear and also attracted the attention of a worthy rival: Dietrich Baumkuchen, heir to shoe industry giant Delmonico Shoes.
Hans Fafalafel, 1887
Spurned on by their rivalry, the two cobblers rocked the foundation of the shoe industry with a cornucopia of revolutionary designs such as the Linzer, the Oxtail, and the Vindaloo. Only the shadows of war could dampen their zest and creativity. An influx of refugees shifted demand from shoes to soup, forcing Hans and Dietrich to table their rivalry and team up to aid their fellow man. It was there that Hans discovered the joy of cooking.
At the end of the war, Hans remained in the kitchen and Dietrich returned to his workshop alone. While Hans focused his genius on soups and stews, Dietrich grew melancholy without a friend and rival to challenge him. He became listless, and his half-baked ideas battered the expectations of shoe connoisseurs. The footwear industry never recovered.
That is why to this day Eorzea has few quality shoes. Come back, Hans. We need you.
Kestrel attends to the kitchen.
Kitchen Knights Today
Under the gentle guidance of head soup chef Kestrel Fairmeadow, the Kitchen Knights have languished like never before. The beautiful Miso Cafe draws dozens of visitors each year, making it one of the least popular restaurants in Eorzea. Tantalizing gourmet feasts are served up regularly, then left on display for weeks. Enchanting tunes fill the cafe from the Kitchen Knights in-house pianist who terrifies guests with his demonic visage. Visit today for an unforgettable experience!
The interior of the beautiful Miso Cafe.
When not attending their cafe, the brave and fun-loving Kitchen Knights can be found gardening, feeding chocobos, challenging gargantuan beasts of legend, and dressing up in fabulous outfits. The bonds of friendship between Knights run deep, forged by their unending quest to look amazing.
The Kitchen Knights warmly welcome new and returning players, experienced players looking for a good place to make friends, or anybody who enjoys exploring Eorzea and collecting all the cute things in it. Interested applicants should contact Kestrel Fairmeadow or Helios Kontos. You can also post here or apply directly (Mist ward 1 plot 6), but we'd still like to chat before inviting, so please let us know a good time to contact you. Join up today and become a part of something truly unremarkable!
Kestrel prays at the Shrine to Unktehi for good RNG.
The Knights Creed
1. Have fun
2. Be respectful and tolerant regardless of race, age, sexual orientation, gender identity, religion, political affiliation, geographical location, or anything else we forgot to mention.
3. Have fun