Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[Pugglebeard]

Your wish was granted! Although, that same day, Shantotto makes good on her promise to drop by, just to discover that everyone is speaking JUST LIKE HER. She immediately panics and fires off Black Magicks of various power in every direction leaving Eorzea torn asunder once more.

I wish Blue Mage was implemented already, just to have the satisfaction of parodying a Falcon Punch with the age-old Blue Spell Goblin Punch.

[MilkBottle]

Your wish was granted! However, it turns out that the Blue Mage that you saw and aspired to be was a mere White Mage that had been in a horrible dyeing accident and was punching the poor trainee that caused it.

I wish that Ul'Dah did more to manipulate the markets to attract more trade and gold into the city. More for us, less for the lesser Lominsans and Gridanians!

[CthulhuNZ]

Your wish is granted, however taxes soon rise to 99% of sale price, resulting in a new currency being implemented, rendering all your hard-earned coin absolutely worthless.

I wish that adventurers were given the ability to call upon lesser versions of primals (kind of like the summons/GF's from Final Fantasy 7/8), possibly as a limit break.

[PrimeAvatar]

Your wish is granted, however taxes soon rise to 99% of sale price, resulting in a new currency being implemented, rendering all your hard-earned coin absolutely worthless.

I wish that adventurers were given the ability to call upon lesser versions of primals (kind of like the summons/GF's from Final Fantasy 7/8), possibly as a limit break.

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, the limit break was adjusted and now requires you to perform dances and emotes to fill the bar. Party finder messages shifted rapidly to "KNOW HOW TO BOMB DANCE FOR IFRIT!" and "/chuckle spam pt for King Moggle Mog summon. Farming Coil1 turn 5 wins"

I wish my chocobo could swim if it was blue, breath fire if it was red, become invisible at night if it was black, climb trees if it was green, kweh with a helium voice if it was pink, dig for its own food if it was yellow, freeze enemies if it was white and fly if it was golden...

[SkylockeWindshifter]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, the limit break was adjusted and now requires you to perform dances and emotes to fill the bar. Party finder messages shifted rapidly to "KNOW HOW TO BOMB DANCE FOR IFRIT!" and "/chuckle spam pt for King Moggle Mog summon. Farming Coil1 turn 5 wins"

I wish my chocobo could swim if it was blue, breath fire if it was red, become invisible at night if it was black, climb trees if it was green, kweh with a helium voice if it was pink, dig for its own food if it was yellow, freeze enemies if it was white and fly if it was golden...

Your wish is granted, however you soon soon discover that you are in fact colourblind following some disastrous consequences...those poor feathered souls :'(

I wish my Free Company house had an out-house...My poor little Miqo'te has been dying to go potty ever since she stepped foot in Eorzea...I'd go in the woods but those voyeuristic Lalafell boys always seem to follow me (

[MirhThavis]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, your chocobo is brown, and you have to clean your stable more often than usual (if you know what i mean).

I wish i can play as a gunblader with a Squall outfit.

[Aeora]

I wish i could play as a gunblader with a Squall outfit.

Your wish was granted, this availability of gunblade technology started riots amongst the Eorzeans claiming that the technology was that of the Garlean infidels. Because of this you were exiled and are no longer welcome in Eorzea. . . sad times man

I wish that Gerolt was available as a small drunken minion that complains about everything.

[xAuli]

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I wish that Gerolt was available as a small drunken minion that complains about everything.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted. However, when Gerolt the small drunken minion was summoned, he immediately turned into a real, sober and boring man who creates bad quality weapons.

[Martin_Arcainess]

Your wish was granted, this availability of gunblade technology started riots amongst the Eorzeans claiming that the technology was that of the Garlean infidels. Because of this you were exiled and are no longer welcome in Eorzea. . . sad times man

I wish that Gerolt was available as a small drunken minion that complains about everything.

Your wish was granted! But Gerolt has re-formed himself and is now a gentlemen amoungst Gentlemen and will bow to your every will.

I wish for a Ultima Weapon Mount!

[sweetf4llingstar]

you wish was granted, however the fat chocobo was painted white and was given a moogle hat, and is now currently working for the moogle postal service which means your stuck walking instead.

I wish we could get flying ships as personal housing.

Your wish was granted. However, when you take possess of your brand new flying ship house you realize that flying makes you airsick! What a bummer...

I wish I could have a Moogle as a pet.