Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[StarStriker]

I wish for huge Fish Tank to throw in all my caught fishies!

Your wish has (not) been granted! A bigger tank improves without doubt the capacity of storage, but also the "fragrant" smell of fish. People living in Na Noscea probably won't notice the changement, but Kan-E-Senna and the sylphs will sure wait for you for a bath.

I wish I could have a bungee jumping suit to fall off a cliff instead of losing all my HP every time I don't want to follow the long route to reach an NPC 50 metres below me.

[Barboron]

Your wish has (not) been granted! A bigger tank improves without doubt the capacity of storage, but also the "fragrant" smell of fish. People living in Na Noscea probably won't notice the changement, but Kan-E-Senna and the sylphs will sure wait for you for a bath.

I wish I could have a bungee jumping suit to fall off a cliff instead of losing all my HP every time I don't want to follow the long route to reach an NPC 50 metres below me.

Your wish has been granted, however, due to your roll as a Dragoon, Titan appears at every cliff you wish to jump from, engaging you in battle and causing you to inevitably die regardless. On the bright side, you are the proud owner of a shiny new unicorn...

To which Odin then shows up to claim as his own, sorry.

[Barboron]

By the grace of the twelve, I wish for a pair of socks that will allow me to slide around the wooden floors of my Free Company's house.

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[Baazero]

By the grace of the twelve, I wish for a pair of socks that will allow me to slide around the wooden floors of my Free Company's house.

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Your wish was granted, however your socks lack so much Friction that you smash into everything in your company house when you so much as take a step. Looks like you cost your FC about 10-20 million Gil on repair bills, good job buddyboy.

I wish I had my own person who would carry me around on their shoulders. Someone who could take the size and weight of a Lalafell no problem. Like my very own Raubahn.

[FJerome]

I wish I had my own person who would carry me around on their shoulders. Someone who could take the size and weight of a Lalafell no problem. Like my very own Raubahn.

Your wish has been granted! However, Lalafellin assassins hired to kill the Sultana are now having trouble telling you apart (they can't really see that high up, y'know. Hurts their necks). You survive seven assassination attempts but your mounts don't and eventually you run out of guilds willing to hire out strapping Hyur to you.

I wish I could hire a gardener to look after my plants.

[Moonapple]

I wish I had my own person who would carry me around on their shoulders. Someone who could take the size and weight of a Lalafell no problem. Like my very own Raubahn.

Your wish was granted, however now that Raubahn has you on his shoulders (with glue) he will only keep complaining that you there.
He might use is sword.

I wish I could bind a key that puts me on the first letter of a writing message in the log. I write /Fc instead of /fc way too often. T.T

[Kalyca_Wood]

I wish I could bind a key that puts me on the first letter of a writing message in the log. I write /Fc instead of /fc way too often. T.T

you wish was granted, however every time you try to hit your key bind a little Nutkin runs out and bites your finger.

I wish Minions could fight by my side.

[Bracken]

your wish was granted, however your wolf pup keeps stealing all your loot, your courel Kitten scratches your leg, you keep slipping on your slime puddle and your tonberry is out for you!

I wish we could buy ale from the taverns in the game

[Silvahn]

your wish was granted, however your wolf pup keeps stealing all your loot, your courel Kitten scratches your leg, you keep slipping on your slime puddle and your tonberry is out for you!

I wish we could buy ale from the taverns in the game

your wish was granted but you could only drink it whenever odin pops

i wish all S-class hunt mobs would form a party, cooperate together and invade mor dhona kill everyone on sight

[BobbinT]

Your wish are granted. Unfortunately, Atomos got summoned and sucked you back into 5 years before the calamity strikes. At least you got the chance to meet your maker. lol

I wish to have a pure, gentle soulmate to be my lovely bride. XD