What if Dalamud was actually a bowling ball and we're the first pin on a galactic lane? Maybe the umbral era is a sort scoring board?! Wow I feel bowled over just thinking about it!
What if Dalamud was actually a bowling ball and we're the first pin on a galactic lane? Maybe the umbral era is a sort scoring board?! Wow I feel bowled over just thinking about it!
What if Dalamud was actually a renegade god imprisoned by the 12 who influenced the empire to call back his dark powers!
What if dalamund was actually the head of a giant Tomberi lost in space?
What if Dalamud was actually just a optical illusion and didn't really exist and was all a dream which was in another dream in the fourth level of dream that is just made of cake and jam inside of a cats mind in a universe of a snow globe!
BRD 50 ~ MNK 50 ~ WAR 50 ~ DRG 50 ~ WHM 50 ~ BLM 50 ~ PLD 50
BOT 50 ~ MIN 50 ~ CRP 50 ~ LTW 50 ~ WVR 50 ~ ALC 50 ~ CUL 50 ~ ARM 50 ~ BSM 50 ~ GSM 50
What if Dalamud is a giant airship with a new race trying to invade. Coming from a distant planet where all of the aeon are born, created..
What if Dalamud wasn't actually a moon but a sleeping guardian in the form of a giant mecha. As it descends it will elegantly transform and begin healing the wounded Eorzea, however it trips and falls causing the realm to be reborn. Dalamud is a real klutz!
What if Dalamud was actually a giant egg Harbouring the essence of a new Primal close to unleashing its true power upon Eorzea
What if Dalamud was actually a pie, a meat pie. Most like meat pies, but not Eorzeans, they sense something more sinister within this pie. The horror inside this cataclysmic pie? A harsh rain of carrots, and peas, and gravy, threatens all Eorzea.
A lalafell child sheds a tear.
What if Dalamund is trying to move away from Eorzea, but we are being pulled by Dalamund's immense gravitational pull?
What if Dalamud is a big pizza ordered by Nael Van Darnus?
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