I have no expectation that H2H is going to be fixed any time soon. I've become fine with that. Instead I propose something else.

I've discovered that I can do comparable damage with Arasy Knives. Using Viper Bite. In fact, that damage is actually pretty good, and it forces Arcuballista. So instead I would like for PUP to get put on a new knife. Perhaps something SU3, so that the stats are pretty decent. They don't need any sort of pet stats either, just a decent chuck of accuracy(+20 is honestly fine), some DEX would be nice(+10 is plenty) and a decent DMG rating(112 is fine).

Literally just that. Come'on SE, be a pal. I'm not joking, I really have started using Arasy Knives over my H2H options. Give me better knives.