Ever since 2006, when I found my little Automaton friend rusting on a scary, spooky and ghostly frigate, with his little mechanical head all dented and scratched, I have often wondered if the wonders of magicalness will be able to give my automaton novelty costumes to wear over his battle armours.
And in recent years, the dream began to come true, with /Lockstyle magicalness, which allowed the wearing of novelty costume clothing over the battle armours of player characters.
Oh, what joy! The time is now! No surrendaru! Is what I immediately thought.
Oh, how this little old Tarutaru girl's heart skipped and danced, as my dreams filled with thoughts of Automaton Lockstyle Pyjamas.
Fluffy bobble hats! Stylish velvet slacks! Curly-toed boots!
As we all know, Automatons are historically Performance Artists, they dance and play in towns all over Vana'diel, to entertain and amuse all the good children and adults alike.
So obviously, it would be appropriate for Automatons to have novelty costumes. These clothes have no battle stats or ability modifiers at all, and can be worn over the three Automaton frames, as a purely visual Lockstyle treat.
This is because Automatons are happy-go-lucky and playful!
Automatons like to dance and entertain and perform to make people happy!
Automatons are your friends!
I know for a scientifically proven fact, that the world would be a much happier place if Automatons could wear Novelty Lockstyle Pyjamas.
I know that this would increase Global Joy by infinite percent.
So you say ; "Oh Stompa, do you not love your three main old Automaton frames, that you have been looking at every day for eleven years? Are those three old main frames not beautiful?"
And of course I love the three old main Automaton frames, they are very beautiful to me.
But the old frames would not disappear forever, they would still be equipped full-time, underneath the simply delightful Lockstyle Bobble Hats and utterly wonderful loose-fitting Automaton Lockstyle Pantaloons.
Automaton Lockstyle Pyjamas, so exotic and profound!
Automaton Lockstyle Pyjamas call to my heart from across the distant seas, with their magical promise of joyfulness and wonderment.