Job Points,
Shall I compare grinding thee to working in a Chinese sweatshop?
Thou art more arduous, and less rewarding.
The devs say, "Thou shalt acquire JP accidentally over time!
Thou shalt not grind!"
But forsooth, not grinding JP is like quitting one's job
And scouring the slums for pennies in hopes of making a living.
And lo! The cost of a Job Point! The capacity points overfilleth my cup
And yet I need 30,000 to make a job point!
Job Points,
Shall I compare thy bonuses to receiving a wink and a smile from a street clown
For the price of a brand new, hovering convertible filled with diamonds?
Verily, I shall.