Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Slade]

Moogle's Law of Ninja tools states: You WILL run out of Shihei to cast shadows after your back-up tank DC's and you are left to fend for yourself!

[Cyrusskorrey]

Moogles Law: Family/Spouse will always want to have "family" time right after you've started an exp party. But will never want to hang out when your not playing FFXI.

...anyone else have this problem?

[Snoni]

Being a seasoned adventurer, assuming that nothing is agressive, then being killed by a incredibly tough mob that was placed there due to grounds of valor.

[Hats]

Law #1

Right the second you reach a zone u need the weather from.. it either disappears or changes..

Law #2

After hours of waiting.. You decide to leave the zone to track it in another area... usin the warp an the weather comes up..

Law #3

A friend asks you for your help as you say grumpy yes knowing the luck of gettin the weather telling you friend to be prepared for a long long long long looooong time wait... an as you enter the zone the weather is there potining at you laughing

[MiriOhki]

The weather for your most annoying trial to date will always end either fifteen seconds after you find a compatible mob or five seconds before you can kill your first mob.

[Alexsan]

Moogle's Law:

New players will frown on their first visit to the auction house when they learn they cannot purchase a single piece of level 1 gear with the starter gil they received from trading in their adventure's coupon.

[mattypants]

Zone weather will always disappear on your last mob of a trial.

[Shadedsolace]

Trying to get that one relic piece you really want/need in dynamis, it drops 5 seconds before you get timed out.

[SpankWustler]

If the monster is Extremely Vulnerable, it will be Extremely Vulnerable to Scholar abilities.

[Kluaf]

Always seemed like as soon as you would gain a level some tougher mob would come by out of nowhere and level you down with a quick kill