Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Dreirael]

You lot an item and get a high number, only to be outlotted by a person winning by 1

[Zaknafein]

Whenever a LSmate asks for me to come proc something in abyssea I rush out with good intentions, but the maw blackscreens my Ps3. Seeing as Cavernous Maws, Runic Portals, Einherjar, Besieged, Op & WG warp npcs, and Storyline cut scenes are a 50/50 proposition at best when using it.

[Mokatu]

When a white mage forgets to reraise before an important event, and nobody else is capable of raising.

[Oddwaffle]

Someone always undercut you when you need to sell something on the auction house. They inflate the price when you need to buy something.

[Sebi]

Being under level 10 and praying that poison wears off before you die. It never does. Except that one time you got left with 1HP.

[Happymadison]

dieing while fighting a NM then waiting for it to tp only to die trying to run away while putting your weapon away after you get up

[Seismaxe]

Walk up to Ullikummi and you tell your ls, "Faust is up becareful". The next person that gets onto Faust floor will die from aggro next to elementals.

[Magitek]

You'll eventually add an extra 0 (or two or three...) while trying to get an item for cheap on the AH but end up paying double or triple the market price

[Lotto]

Items you need only drop for your group/linkshell when you're offline.

[Zacas1]

You work hard to level a craft to 100, get all furnishings to get the Mega Moglification craft, and all associated crafting gear including the +1% success ring, only to watch various lvl 10-20 synths critical break in your face.