Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Rootlessweapon]

After using Sneak attack mob will turn.
After using trick attack player will move.

[ifrit_msterg]

When crafting expensive materials, the cheapest item will always be out of stock on the auction house

[Paranoid]

you will find your coffer and you will find someone else opening it

[Loraley]

Moogle's HQ Synth Law: after spending 3 hours crossing every region of the map looking for obscure items to craft your guild item, you accidentally HQ it, which the guild denies.

(True story! >.< Also, I didn't read pages 12-31, so I hope this isn't a repeat. Great submissions thus far!)

[Chronoz]

Oh man I have so many... I'll just go with one of my faves
As a THF people will ALWAYS move right before TA lands, or turn the mob right before SA lands

[Xithtor]

Sitting in Port Jeuno waiting for something to happen. Then finally joining a group for something. 10sec later to see /shouts for events/items you need. -_-;

[Raka]

After several months of killing Behemoth and King Behemoth, your time comes to get a Defending Ring, you will surely forget to: Make space in your inventory instead of 79/80 and pass the unlotted/wanted junk items that will fill your inventory up before seeing your Defending Ring hit the ground.

-Moogle's Law

[Phetty]

Blue Mage uses Chain Affinity... Entire Party Weaponskills before Blu skillchains, or Blu uses Chain Affinity/Efflux... Monsters starts casting -ga3 and makes you use Chain Affinity/Efflux on Headbutt.
Or my personal favorite, Riftwood Pyxis... Log, Log, Ore, Lolelixir, Ingot.

[Coronos]

No matter where you are in Vana'diel, there is always a rabbit that is stronger than you.

[Ruikia]

Moogle's Law Entry:

Auto-follow someone to afk for a bit. Come back to find yourself stuck right where you left off.