Moogle’s Law Contest Entries Thread

[Fusionx]

When your party dies with a DoT on the mob at 1% and no one can lot or pass the drops before being kicked out of Salvage.

[Icefall]

The airship or ferry will pull out just as you reach the footing to board it, causing you to miss it.
Corollary: The number of people waiting on you to reach the final destination increases the likelihood of missing the transportation and getting a screen full of unhappy /tells.

[Kalilla]

You finally get Saber Shoot when you already had Opal Silk.

It's three hours after conquest tally, you must wait a whole week to get Ebisu.

[Zubis]

Using several abilities to buff up your next weapon skill and then loosing your TP due to paralyze or the mob moving away.

[Thoraeon]

First WS you do after getting a Emp/Relic/Mythic weapon will be a bad one.

[Reiterpallasch]

The linkshell mules will always get a voidwatch body before somebody who needs it.

[Krashport]

When you get done making/redoing your Macro's for all your jobs, You get disconnected from Final Fantasy XI and lose them all and have to redo them again.

[Morier]

Spend 30 dollars on 3 add ons next week all 3 are bundled with everything else released for $4.99

[Dawnn]

Accidentally use your Curing Waltz V macro, then die while waiting on recast.

[synched]

White Mage dies... 3 seconds after Reraise wears off!