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    Player Aliekber's Avatar
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    Petition

    A petition to change Red Mage to Rad Mage, and give out an Artifact Skateboard to every RDM of sufficient level. We would trade our defensive magic for the power of '90s slang and fashion, and our offensive magic would be restricted to the following spells:

    - Vanilla Ice I - II - III* - IV*
    - Don't Copy That Floppy
    - Stop (Hammer Time)

    *Grellow Procs

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    - The Macarena (Merit Ability)

    Our 2hour would change to the first live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Not, like, a reference to it; it would be the whole movie.

    Like this post if you agree!
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    Last edited by Aliekber; 10-26-2011 at 03:56 AM.
    Aliekber of Carbamesh
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    I was going to be all grumpy, but then I read the post and realized I completely support it.

    Can we fit the Macarena in there somewhere too?
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    The day I leave out the Macarena is the day I stop wearing my baseball cap backwards!

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    Aliekber of Carbamesh
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    Don't forget our AF will be worn backwards like Kris Kross.
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    What is the Cure released five red forehead and I agree.

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    An internet cookie to anyone who can 'shop up a picture of '90s-ified RDM AF. Page 1 material, that.
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    Aliekber of Carbamesh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aliekber View Post
    An internet cookie to anyone who can 'shop up a picture of '90s-ified RDM AF. Page 1 material, that.
    If done well, this should be put on the main POL website.
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    As I wait in the line of Empyrean weps
    I take a look at the list and realize there's not much left
    Cause I've been buffin' and curin' so long that
    Even the DD's thinks that my mind is gone
    But I ain't never killed a mob that didn't get proc'd yet
    Me, be kicked from the party, you know that's unheard of
    You better watch what you're lottin', and build some pop sets
    Or you and your homies might be behind in points
    I really hate to trip, but I got Evis-
    going /nin so my WSs have an extra hit, fool
    I'm the kinda mage the little tarus wanna be like
    Popping chests after fights
    Killing Eph's for azure light


    Been spending most our lives living in the Endgame Paradise
    Running late most of the time living in the Endgame Paradise
    Get blamed for most the wipes living in the Endgame Paradise
    Keep wasting most our lives living in the Endgame Paradise
    I miss the 90's.
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    What is the Cure released five red forehead and I agree.

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    In order to fully appreciate a 90's flashback, we would need to have the option to have a mullet, a flat top fade, and for the ladies you need the "aniston" for hair style options. As well I think some throwback to Seinfeld should be included, but I feel that SE should make this available to everyone. I suggest changing the winter festival to Festivus.
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    There is no min only max. Or something like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stylin View Post
    I miss the 90's.
    You sure live up to your name. If that was yours anyway.
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    Everything in this thread is beautiful. I'm going to bookmark this forever.
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