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  1. #41
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    He doesn't always cap haste, but when he does, it takes NO time to proc... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
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  2. #42
    Player Avina's Avatar
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    Bastok
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    Character
    Avina
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    Siren
    Main Class
    RDM Lv 85
    (There were no style restrictions, so I didn't keep it like the samples that were given! If this is bad, please update the rules and I'll change it up!)

    Oh, I was there when the Bard sang of this Moogle. Give me a moment to remind myself of his lyrics...

    ~

    Let me tell you a tale,
    That makes Moogles grow pale...er
    About one Moogle's hunt and zeal,
    He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.

    He bore the name of Moogey,
    and was rather unlucky,
    While helping the adventurer riffraff,
    Caught (with his head) the broadside of a staff

    Once coming to,
    He knew not what to do,
    For that which he could not fathom...
    He had lost his treasure, his pom pom!

    Aid would not come from the MHMU,
    Who were too busy working on their latest voodoo,
    So Moogey set out on his own,
    To parts entirely unknown,

    To the highest peaks, the darkest caves,
    To the bottom of the seas, below the waves,
    Moogey found himself sitting on a slope,
    For the poor guy had finally lost hope.

    But looking ahead, in the distance!
    Remarkable, what a chance!
    That he would see the tiny ball he had for so long sought,
    Atop a Tarutaru mage's head, the pom pom was wrought,

    Demanding back his precious ball,
    The Tarutaru received with much apall,
    For it was he, he claimed, though he was small,
    That the pom pom belonged to him after all,

    Moogey learned that long ago,
    This Tarutaru had been smacked by a Wendigo,
    He believed himself to be a Moogle, having forgotten his race,
    And was missing his pom pom! What a disgrace!

    The Tarutaru had stolen Moogey's magical ball,
    believing it was his, and it was accidental,
    And Moogey was faced with a decision,
    And came to one after deliberation.

    This story ends somewhat unexpectedly,
    But nonetheless, I'd say, happily,
    Moogey let the Tarutaru keep his pom pom,
    To ease the mage's symptom,

    Having finished their voodoo brews,
    The MHMU responded to this news,
    Heralding the selfless Moogey as a hero,
    And not at all a zero

    The moral of the story? Must I say?
    The loss of something is not something for dismay,
    for it may find itself in the hands of one for which it has more appeal,
    And this is why, my friends... He is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
    (6)

  3. #43
    Player Epoch's Avatar
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    Character
    Epoch
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    Odin
    Main Class
    NIN Lv 95
    When in the field, NMs camp him...he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
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  4. #44
    Player Avina's Avatar
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    Character
    Avina
    World
    Siren
    Main Class
    RDM Lv 85
    Hmmm,

    If my entry above is considered "-Submissions with content judged to be grossly deviant from the established theme" then go ahead and just remove it, I'll check back later if its gone and repost.
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  5. #45
    Player Diki's Avatar
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    Character
    Diki
    World
    Bismarck
    Main Class
    BST Lv 99
    He doesn't always use Washtub, but when he does it's always stunning... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
    (1)

  6. #46
    Player Neptuna's Avatar
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    Character
    Neptuna
    World
    Carbuncle
    Main Class
    SAM Lv 99
    When he defeats a notorious monster, they receive a title...He is the Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel
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  7. #47
    Player Godofgods's Avatar
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    Character
    Godofgods
    World
    Odin
    Main Class
    DRK Lv 99


    Damn!.. If he'd been going just a little faster, id of had a new puppet! A Moogle on a stick!!!!!!!!

    The Most Interesting Moogle in Vana'diel
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  8. #48
    Player Arris's Avatar
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    Character
    Arris
    World
    Asura
    Main Class
    DRK Lv 99
    People refer to him as an NM -- Notorious Moogle... he is the most interesting Moogle in Vana'diel.
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  9. #49
    Player Kunimitsu's Avatar
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    Character
    Kunisama
    World
    Carbuncle
    Main Class
    MNK Lv 99
    He isn't always from the UK.
    But when he is, he is allowed to participate...He is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
    (6)

  10. #50
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    When he does Voidwatch, he automatically procs everything like a beast and always scores all the good drops while everyone else looks at logs, ingots, and the occasional goldsmithing jewel / synthesized item. Everyone stares at him out of jealousy, for he achieves interesting results that no player can achieve in the event even if they're lucky. Fitting, for he is the most interesting moogle in Vana'diel.
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    WAR, WHM, BLM, RDM, DRK, BRD, SMN, BLU, SCH, GEO, RUN 99

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