FINAL FANTASY XI Moogle's Law Contest!

We're pleased to announce the first-ever Moogle's Law Contest! Throughout the years, we're sure adventurers all around Vana'diel have experienced certain "phenomena" that just seem to happen at the worst possible times. Think of the times when sneak and invisible start to wear off at exactly the wrong moment… Or when you're about to make a clean pull in Dynamis and a statue happens to cross your path…

To enter, all you need to do is come up with your own example of a "Moogle's Law"-type of scenario and post it on the forums! The Community Team will select three winners and award them with the coveted Nomad Moogle Statue in-game item, as well as the prestige of tweeting their "laws" from the official FINAL FANTASY XI Twitter account.

Speaking of the Nomad Moogle Statue, this is it in all its glory!

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And to help get your creative juices flowing, the Community Team has come up with a few examples!

Camate: If you just ate 3-hour food, you're going to be KO'd in your first fight.
Rukkirii: Whenever you cast invisible and sneak, they will always wear off in the middle of a group of monsters aggressive to magic.
Bayohne: When rushing to an LS event, you're guaranteed to have forgotten to change from your BLM support job.
Hvinire: Someone will always forget they left their orb in storage until they arrive at the BCNM.

Have fun with your entries, we can't wait to read them! :)

Contest Summary:

1. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN.
2. ENTRY REQUIREMENTS; ELIGIBILITY

   1. This is an Internet-only contest.
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   2. Entrant (or if a Minor, entrant’s parent or legal guardian) must agree to these official rules.
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   3. Entrant must be a legal resident of the U.S. or Canada (excluding Quebec) and must be 13 years old or older. Only entries from valid North American Square Enix Accounts will be accepted.
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   4. Must possess an official FFXI Forum Account to submit entry. (This requires entrants to have an active FFXI account and Square Enix account)
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   5. Go to (http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxi/threads/17823) for official entry.
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   6. Simply post as a reply to this thread and leave a Moogle Law phrase.
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   7. Winners will be selected and announced on the official FFXI Forum page and on PlayOnline.com on or about December 13, 2011.
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   8. Limit one (1) comment (phrase) per contestant.
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   9. Contest starts on December 6, 2011 (0:00am Pacific Time) and ends on December 12, 2011 (11:59pm Pacific Time); all comments/phrases must be posted by December 12, 2011 (11:59pm Pacific Time).
      
      * Normal forum rules apply to all posts within the contest thread.
      * Square Enix reserves the right to judge whether or not material is appropriate for public display. Inappropriate submissions will be moderated. If entries fall under any of the below categories, it will result in a disqualification and the post will be deleted by a moderator:
      
      -Any posts containing obscenity, vulgarity, discrimination, or any other offensive subject matter
      -Infringements upon copyright/intellectual property, personal credit, privacy, etc.
      -Counter to public order and/or morals
      -Submissions with content judged to be grossly deviant from the established theme
      

3. SELECTION

   1. Winners will be selected by the Square Enix Community Team members based on humor and creativity.
   2. Winners will be announced on or about December 13, 2011 on the official FFXI Forum page and on PlayOnline.com. The winners will be contacted by a support agent who will confirm their character information for prize delivery.
   3. A total of three (3) winners will be selected.

4. PRIZES

   1. Each winner will receive a "Nomad Moogle Statue", an in-game item. (no monetary value).

IMPORTANT! Please read these rules before entering the FINAL FANTASY® XI MOOGLE’S LAW CONTEST (the "Contest"). By entering the Contest, you agree to be bound by these Official Contest Rules and represent that you satisfy all of the eligibility requirements.

Official Contest Rules

1. ELIGIBILITY
   
   NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. CONTEST OPEN TO MEMBERS WHO ARE LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE U.S. AND CANADA (EXCLUDING QUEBEC) OVER THE AGE OF 13. IF YOU ARE NOT A RESIDENT OF THESE AREAS, YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE TO WIN A PRIZE, AND SQUARE ENIX RESERVES THE RIGHT NOT TO AWARD PRIZES TO CONTESTANTS WHO RESIDE IN OTHER JURISDICTIONS. If you are under the legal age of majority in your state of residence (a "Minor"), your parents or legal guardians must read, understand, and agree to these Contest rules. To be eligible to win a prize, entries must be completed and received by Square Enix in the format designated below. Directors, officers, and employees of Square Enix and any of their respective affiliate companies, subsidiaries, agents, professional advisors, advertising and promotional agencies, and immediate family members of each are not eligible to win any prizes. All applicable federal, state, and local laws and regulations apply. Offer void where prohibited.
   
   
2. CONTEST PERIOD
   
   The Contest period is from December 6, 2011 at 0:00am (Pacific Time) to December 12, 2011 at 11:59pm. (Pacific Time) (the "Deadline"). All comments/phrases must be posted by the Deadline. Square Enix will, in its sole discretion, determine the valid and official entry time, should any discrepancies of time occur.
   
   
3. PRIZES
   
   Eligible contestants will be eligible to win the prizes described in the summary above.
   
   Odds of winning a prize depend on the number of eligible entries received. ALL FEDERAL, STATE, AND LOCAL TAXES ASSOCIATED WITH THE RECEIPT OR USE OF ANY PRIZES ARE THE SOLE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE WINNER. Winners will be announced on or about December 13, 2011. Prizes will be awarded within two weeks after winners are announced. Prizes are not transferable. No substitutions or exchanges (including for cash) of any prizes will be permitted, except that Square Enix reserves the right to substitute a prize of equal or greater value for any prize listed in the table above. Prizes won by a Minor (as determined by the laws of the contestant's state of residence) will be awarded to a parent or legal guardian on the Minor's behalf. Actual retail value of prizes may vary due to market conditions at the time prizes are awarded. All prizes are awarded "AS IS" and WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, express or implied, including, without limitation, any implied warranty of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose.
   
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   All entries and other materials (the "Entry Materials") (including all copyright, trademark, and other proprietary rights associated therewith) submitted by you become the property of Square Enix upon submission, and Entry Materials will not be returned to any contestant. Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, you acknowledge that Square Enix will own all rights to use, modify, and make derivative works of the Entry Materials, without separate compensation to you or any other person or entity. You agree to take, at Square Enix's expense, any further action (including, without limitation, execution of affidavits and other documents) reasonably requested by Square Enix to effect, perfect, or confirm Square Enix's ownership rights as set forth above in this paragraph. Entry Materials may be used by contestants only for purposes of the Contest or for private, personal, non-public viewing. Entry materials received by Square Enix may be destroyed by Square Enix at any time following the Contest.
   
   
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   You hereby warrant and represent that (a) as between you and parties other than Square Enix, you own all rights to all Entry Materials submitted by you; and (b) other than the fact that all intellectual property embodied in and related to the FFXI game, including all copyrighted works and trademarks and derivative works thereof, are the exclusive property of Square Enix, all such Entry Materials are original works of authorship on your part and have not been copied, in whole or in part, from any other work and do not violate, misappropriate, or infringe any copyright, trademark, or other proprietary right of any other person or entity.
   
   
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   By entering the Contest, you (and, if you are a Minor, your parents or legal guardians) release Square Enix, other participating sponsors, and any of their respective parent companies, subsidiaries, affiliates, directors, officers, employees, and agencies (collectively, the "Released Parties") from any liability whatsoever, and waive any and all causes of action, for any claims, costs, injuries, losses, or damages of any kind arising out of or in connection with the Contest or acceptance, possession, or use of any prize (including, without limitation, claims, costs, injuries, losses, and damages related to personal injuries, death, damage to or destruction of property, rights of publicity or privacy, defamation or portrayal in a false light, whether intentional or unintentional), whether under a theory of contract, tort (including negligence), warranty, or other theory. IF YOU ARE A MINOR, YOUR PARENTS OR LEGAL GUARDIANS FURTHER AGREE TO INDEMNIFY EACH OF THE RELEASED PARTIES FROM ANY CLAIMS, COSTS, INJURIES, LOSSES, OR DAMAGES DESCRIBED IN THE PRECEDING PARAGRAPH THAT MAY BE SUFFERED BY YOU.
   
   
7. SELECTION OF PRIZE
   
   Actual model, color, accessories, and features of the gaming-related merchandise awarded as prizes shall be selected by Square Enix in its sole discretion and may vary from photos or images shown in the Contest materials and advertising including the Square Enix web site.
   
   
8. USE OF WINNER'S NAME, LIKENESS, ETC.
   
   Except where prohibited by law, entry into the contest constitutes permission to use the winners' names, addresses, likenesses, and/or prize information, without limitation, for promotional purposes without further permission or compensation. As a condition of being awarded any prize, except where prohibited by law, winners may be required to execute a consent to the use of their name, address, likeness, and/or prize information, without limitation, for promotional purposes without further permission or compensation.
   
   
9. AFFIDAVIT & RELEASE
   
   As a condition of being awarded any prize, winners (and if winner is a Minor, winner's parent or legal guardian) will be required to execute and deliver to Square Enix a signed Affidavit of Eligibility and acceptance of these Official Contest Rules and release of liability.
   
   
10. WINNER'S LIST; RULES REQUEST
    
    For a copy of the winners list, send a stamped, self addressed, business size envelope after December 13, 2011 and before December 30, 2011 to Square Enix at the address listed below (Attention: FFXI Moogle’s Law Contest Winners List). To obtain a copy of these rules, send a stamped, self addressed business size envelope to Square Enix at the address listed below (Attention: FFXI Moogle’s Law Contest Rules Request).
    
    
11. COPYRIGHT NOTICE
    
    The Contest and all accompanying Contest materials are Copyright © 2011 by Square Enix, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
    
    
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    The Contest and these Official Contest Rules will be governed, construed, and interpreted under the laws of the United States. Contestants agree to be bound by these Official Contest Rules and by the decisions of Square Enix, which are final and binding in all respects. Square Enix reserves the right to change these Official Contest Rules at any time, in its sole discretion, and to suspend or cancel the Contest or any contestant's participation in the Contest should viruses, bugs, unauthorized human intervention, or other causes beyond Square Enix's control affect the administration, security, or proper play of the Contest or Square Enix otherwise becomes, as determined in its sole discretion, incapable of running the Contest as planned. Contestants who violate these Official Contest Rules, tamper with the operation of the Contest, or engage in any conduct that is detrimental or unfair to Square Enix, the Contest, or any other contestant, in each case as determined in Square Enix's sole discretion, are subject to disqualification from entry into the Contest. Square Enix reserves the right to disqualify persons whose eligibility is in question or who have been disqualified or are otherwise ineligible to enter the Contest. If you have any questions about these Official Contest Rules or the Contest, please send written questions to Square Enix at the address set forth below.
    
    
13. FORCE MAJEURE
    
    Square Enix reserves the right to change, suspend, or cancel the contest if, in Square Enix's sole discretion, intervening circumstances warrant such change, suspension, or cancellation. Intervening circumstances include, but are not limited to, strikes, labor disputes, war, insurrections, revolutions, terrorism, riots or other civil disturbances, earthquakes, fires, floods, or other natural disasters, governmental restrictions, embargoes or other exercises of governmental authority, unavailability of supplies, components, or material, or any other cause beyond Square Enix's control.
    
    
14. DISCLAIMER
    
    Square Enix, all participating sponsors, and any of their respective parent companies, subsidiaries, affiliates, directors, officers, professional advisors, employees, and agencies will not be responsible for: (a) any late, lost, misrouted, garbled, or distorted or damaged transmissions or entries; (b) telephone, electronic, hardware, software, network, Internet, or other computer or communications related malfunctions or failures; (c) any Contest disruptions, injuries, losses, or damages caused by events beyond the control of Square Enix or other participating sponsors; or (d) any printing or typographical errors in any materials associated with the Contest.
    
    
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    The sponsor of the Contest is Square Enix, Inc. Square Enix is a leading developer and publisher of digital entertainment content. Correspondence regarding the Contest or these Official Contest Rules may be directed to the following address:
    
    Square Enix, Inc.
    Attention: FFXI Moogle's Law Caption Contest
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After you have read over and agreed to all of the above rules and regulations, please post your entries in this thread.